Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles I salute you, oh, majestic jellyfish. Your command of the sky is unmatched... floating just out of the reach of my net. But near enough that I can see your untamed beauty. [music playing] Ahem. [music playing] ♪ If only I could join you There in the air ♪ ♪ Floating free without a care ♪ ♪ I wish I could fly And see things with a different eye ♪ ♪ I would fly so very high And touch the sky ♪ ♪ And never have to ask why It is that I can't fly ♪ I'll invent a flying machine. Patrick, get ready to say, "Eureka". - Okay. - Go! It's working. I'm flying! Hey, look at that guy tied to a kite. - Why is he doing that? - Oh my goodness. - Why is he doing that? - He'll fall and break his-- Get down! Do not be afraid, earthbound people. I am not a flying monster, I am just one of you. D'oh! Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! Ow! Patrick! [laughing] [meowing] No, Gary, my dreams are silly. [phone ringing] Hello. No, this isn't the Bird Man of Bikini Bottom. What? No, I certainly do not live in a birdcage. Who is this? Joe Mama? Well, listen up, Joe. I hate to break it to you, but flying is impossible. I have to go now. My head just hit the ceiling. Huh? Hey! Look, Gary! I... I think I'm flying! Jellyfish Fields, here I come! Mom, look! It's the flying guy! Wow, I guess he wasn't a lunatic after all. ♪ I'm flying! I'm flying! ♪ ♪ He's flying He's flying ♪ ♪ He's really, really flying ♪ ♪ They laughed, they scoffed Before I had liftoff ♪ ♪ But now he's flying ♪ ♪ He's flying high in the sky ♪ ♪ I'd love to hang around To say I told you so ♪ ♪ But it's off to Jellyfish Fields I go ♪ ♪ Roads and streets are not for me ♪ ♪ Help! Please help! ♪ ♪ My snail is up a tree ♪ ♪ I've had her Since I was a little girl ♪ ♪ But now it looks like The end of her world ♪ No! Gotcha! [laughing] Next time, try the elevator. Thank you, Bird Man! Finally! Jellyfish Fields, here I come! SpongeBob! Patrick's in trouble. SpongeBob! SpongeBob! What is it, buddy?! Will you scratch my tummy? Ah. Help me pick out a tie? Clean my bathtub? Balance my checkbook? Help spread the word of evil? Untangle my phone cord? Do my geometry? Talk to my plants. Rub my scalp? Mmm... oh yeah! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm supposed to be at Jellyfish Fields right now. But instead, I'm rubbing your scalp. I'm almost at Jellyfish Fields. I'm gonna make it! He's headed for Jellyfish Fields! We'll never catch him now! I'll take care of this! It's Cannonball Jenkins! I told you nothing good would come from city folk and their flying machines! What have we done? Come on, everybody. I think a proper burial is in order. A pair of pants like these come around... once in a lifetime. Well, it was fun while it lasted. I guess I'm not meant to fly after all. [sighing] [squeaking] Huh? Hey! My jellyfish friends are helping me fly! Without pants! I guess it just goes to show... ♪ You don't need a plane to fly ♪ ♪ Plastic wings may make you cry ♪ ♪ Kites are made for windy days ♪ ♪ Lawn chair with balloons fly away ♪ ♪ Inflatable pants... You may as well skip! ♪ ♪ If you want to fly, all you need... ♪ ♪ Is friendship ♪ Yeah. [music playing] Goodbye, jellies! You taught me a valuable lesson. Although I'm not quite sure what it was.