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  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,

  • WELCOME BACK.

  • MY NEXT GUEST IS THE HOST AND CREATOR OF "THE ERIC ANDRE

  • SHOW."

  • HIS LATEST FILM IS "BAD TRIP."

  • >> YOU DESTROYED MY CAR.

  • NOW I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU!

  • YOU BETTER TELL ME ( BLEEP )!

  • ARRGGHH!

  • ( BLEEP )!

  • OH, MY GOD!

  • OH, MY GOD!

  • OH!

  • HELP!

  • HELP!

  • ( BLEEP ).

  • STOP LOOKING.

  • THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

  • >> SOMEBODY NEEDS SOME HELP HERE!

  • >> TALK HIM OUT OF KILLING ME!

  • >> LET HIM GO!

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK

  • TO "A LATE SHOW," ERIC ANDRE!

  • ERIC, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

  • YEAH, STANDING "O."

  • NICE.

  • YOU LOOK GOOD.

  • >> JEFF TUBEIN IS AT MY HOUSE ACTUALLY RIGHT NOW.

  • SHOULD I SEND HIM HOME?

  • >> Stephen: NO, BRING HIM ON.

  • WE'RE FRIEND.

  • TUBEIN AND I ARE FRIENDS.

  • PLEASE BRING HIM ON.

  • WHAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW FROM THAT CLIP IS THAT THOSE OTHER PEOPLE,

  • OTHER THAN YOU AND TIFFANY HADDISH, NOBODY KNEW WHAT WAS

  • GOING ON.

  • THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS TRYING TO MURDER YOU.

  • >> RIGHT.

  • IT'S ALL HIDDEN CAMERA PRANK-BASED.

  • >> Stephen: AND WE'LL GET TO THAT IN A SECOND.

  • I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT IT, OBVIOUSLY.

  • HOW HAVE YOU-- HOW HAVE YOU BEEN HOLDING UP IN THE ZOOM WORLD?

  • HOW HAVE YOU HANDLED THE EMOTIONAL CRISIS THAT IS THIS

  • LAST YEAR?

  • >> I'VE BEEN DRINKING LIKE JACK KEROUAC, MAN.

  • I'VE BEEN DRINKING LIKE CRAZY.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S YOUR POISON?

  • I LOVE A COCKTAIL.

  • WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

  • I HEARD YOU ACTUALLY BUILT A BAR.

  • YOU DIDN'T DO THE SOURDOUGH, YOU ACTUALLY BUILT A BAR AT YOUR

  • CRIB, I BELIEVE THE KIDS CALL IT.

  • OH, THAT'S IT!

  • LOOK AT THAT!

  • >> I BUILT IT IN MY LIVING ROOM.

  • ( LAUGHTER ).

  • >> Stephen: THERE'S A HANDLE ON THE COUCH.

  • I JUST PULL AND I GO OVER TO THE BAR.

  • WHAT DO YOU DRINK?

  • WHAT DO YOU DO?

  • >> I'M A RUM GUY.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS TRYING TO MAKE ALL THESE GASTRONOMIC COCK

  • TAILS.

  • I WAS A FANCY-PANTS CHEF, AND AT THE END OF THE DAY I DRINK A MUD

  • SLIDE.

  • >> Stephen: SEX ON THE BEACH.

  • SLIPPERY NIPPLE.

  • SCREAMING ORGASM.

  • >> TOTALLY.

  • ANYTHING FROM THE 80s MOVIE COCKTAIL THAT TOM CRUISE --

  • >> Stephen: I JUST WATCHED A LITTLE BIT OF THAT THE OTHER

  • NIGHT.

  • DID YOU EVER WATCH THAT MOVIE?

  • HAVE YOU SEEN IT?

  • >> IT'S VERY BAD.

  • IT'S NOT VERY GOOD.

  • >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

  • I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

  • I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE MR. CRUISE ON THE SHOW SOMETIME.

  • I THINK IT'S A FINE MOVIE.

  • >> I HOPE I JUST GOT CRUISE BANNED FROM THE SHOW.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT-- SO YOU LIKE RUM?

  • WHAT KIND OF RUM ARE YOU DRINKING?

  • YOU ARE INTO WHITES, AGED, SPICED?

  • >> I DON'T SEE COLOR WHEN I SEE RUMS, STEPHEN.

  • I'M A PRETTY PROGRESSIVE GUY.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

  • >> WHAT'S YOUR SPIRIT OF CHOICE?

  • >> Stephen: MY SPIRIT OF CHOICE?

  • LISTEN, I LIKE BOURBON.

  • BUT I CAN DO RUM.

  • I DON'T KNOW IF WE WANT TO GO ZAKAPA FROM GUATEMALA.

  • OR DO WE WANT TO GO MOUNT GAY FROM BARBADOS?

  • >> I'LL TAKE THE MOUNT GAY.

  • >> Stephen: I'LL DRINK SOME ( BLEEP ) OUT OF SOME MOUNT GAY,

  • MY MAN.

  • I DON'T DO THE FANCY MOUNT GAY.

  • JUST GIVE ME THE ECLIPSE, YOUR BASIC.

  • BECAUSE-- >> I'M VERY IMPRESSED WITH YOUR

  • KNOWLEDGE OF BOOZE.

  • >> Stephen: I'M GLAD.

  • >> BUT IT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.

  • I THINK MOST TALK SHOW HOSTS ARE --

  • >> Stephen: OH, YEAH, YEAH.

  • >> GLUG, GLUG, GLUG, GLUG.

  • THE PRESSURE, THE CORPORATE PRESSURE.

  • >> Stephen: OH, MY GOD!

  • OH, MY GOD.

  • HOW ARE THE NUMBERS, CHRIS?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) 100%.

  • I'M JUST-- 100-- PUT A RUBBER NIPPLE ON IT WHEN I GET HOME AT

  • NIGHT-- GAAAA!

  • 100%.

  • YEAH.

  • IT'S ALL GREAT.

  • LET'S TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE.

  • IT'S CALLED "BAD TRIP."

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: YOU'RE WORKING WITH TIFFANY HADDISH WHO IS

  • JUST-- YOU COULD-- SHE'S JUST PURE COMEDY.

  • YOU CAN JUST CUT HER OPEN AND COUNT THE RINGS OF COMEDY.

  • SHE'S JUST A JOY TO BE WITH.

  • I WANT TO ABSORB HER POWER AT SOME TIMES.

  • WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO SHOOT A FEATURE WITH HER?

  • >> SHE'S INCREDIBLE.

  • I MEAN, SHE'S CALM BEYOND A CELLULAR LEVEL.

  • THERE IS A REASON SHE'S A MOVIE STAR.

  • EVERY MEDIUM OF COMEDY, SHE CAN STAND UP, HIDDEN CAMERA PRANKS,

  • COMEDIC ACTING.

  • SHE COULD, LIKE, BE A SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER IN THE

  • OLYMPICS AND MAKE IT THE MOST COMEDIC THING YOU EVER WATCHED.

  • SHE'S BRILLIANT AND SHE'S LOVELY TO WORK WITH.

  • >> Stephen: AND SHE'S DATING COMMON.

  • COMMON.

  • >> SHE'S DATING COMMON.

  • >> Stephen: UNCOMMON.

  • >> THE HOT CUP OF MAN.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY, THIS IS

  • THE MOST SOBER I'VE BEEN ON YOUR SHOW, AND THIS IS THE MOST OFF

  • THE RAILS AN INTERVIEW.

  • I'M USUALLY -- >> Stephen: BECAUSE I'M

  • HAMMERED.

  • BECAUSE I AM... I AM ( BLEEP ) HAMMERED.

  • HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

  • HOLD ON.

  • GET MYSELF A BOTTLE OF THIS.

  • HERE WE GO RIGHT HERE.

  • >> I'M PICKING MY NOSE ON THIS CAMERA.

  • GEEZ.

  • WHAT DO YOU GOT ON THE OLD RECORD PLAYER.

  • LOOKIE YOU.

  • GOD BLESS YOU.

  • I'LL DO-- I'LL DO A SHOT WITH YOU.

  • WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?

  • >> Stephen: I'M DRINKING THE WELLER 12, YOU EVER DO THIS.

  • >> Jon: IS IT SCOTCH OR BOURBON.

  • >> Stephen: IT'S A BOURBON.

  • >> DO YOU WANT ME TO DO A BOURBON OR A RYE.

  • >> Stephen: IT'S YOUR LIVER, >> I HAVE AN OLD BARDS TOWN.

  • KENTUCKY BOURBON IS A REAL SWEET BOURBON I LIKE.

  • WE'LL DO THIS ONE.

  • NEAT.

  • >> Stephen: YEAH, I'M-- I'M OLD WEST SALOON STYLE.

  • THERE'S NO ICE IN HERE.

  • THERE'S NO ICE.

  • MMM.

  • MMM.

  • >> WOOO!

  • THAT'S HARD CORE.

  • >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT WHEN WE RETURN

  • I WILL ASK ERIC ANDRE ABOUT FRAN LEIBOWITZ, FOR SOME REASON.

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY,

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