Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK. MY NEXT GUEST IS THE HOST AND CREATOR OF "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW." HIS LATEST FILM IS "BAD TRIP." >> YOU DESTROYED MY CAR. NOW I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOU! YOU BETTER TELL ME ( BLEEP )! ARRGGHH! ( BLEEP )! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH! HELP! HELP! ( BLEEP ). STOP LOOKING. THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. >> SOMEBODY NEEDS SOME HELP HERE! >> TALK HIM OUT OF KILLING ME! >> LET HIM GO! ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," ERIC ANDRE! ERIC, GOOD TO SEE YOU. YEAH, STANDING "O." NICE. YOU LOOK GOOD. >> JEFF TUBEIN IS AT MY HOUSE ACTUALLY RIGHT NOW. SHOULD I SEND HIM HOME? >> Stephen: NO, BRING HIM ON. WE'RE FRIEND. TUBEIN AND I ARE FRIENDS. PLEASE BRING HIM ON. WHAT PEOPLE DON'T KNOW FROM THAT CLIP IS THAT THOSE OTHER PEOPLE, OTHER THAN YOU AND TIFFANY HADDISH, NOBODY KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON. THEY ACTUALLY THOUGHT SHE WAS TRYING TO MURDER YOU. >> RIGHT. IT'S ALL HIDDEN CAMERA PRANK-BASED. >> Stephen: AND WE'LL GET TO THAT IN A SECOND. I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT IT, OBVIOUSLY. HOW HAVE YOU-- HOW HAVE YOU BEEN HOLDING UP IN THE ZOOM WORLD? HOW HAVE YOU HANDLED THE EMOTIONAL CRISIS THAT IS THIS LAST YEAR? >> I'VE BEEN DRINKING LIKE JACK KEROUAC, MAN. I'VE BEEN DRINKING LIKE CRAZY. >> Stephen: WHAT'S YOUR POISON? I LOVE A COCKTAIL. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I HEARD YOU ACTUALLY BUILT A BAR. YOU DIDN'T DO THE SOURDOUGH, YOU ACTUALLY BUILT A BAR AT YOUR CRIB, I BELIEVE THE KIDS CALL IT. OH, THAT'S IT! LOOK AT THAT! >> I BUILT IT IN MY LIVING ROOM. ( LAUGHTER ). >> Stephen: THERE'S A HANDLE ON THE COUCH. I JUST PULL AND I GO OVER TO THE BAR. WHAT DO YOU DRINK? WHAT DO YOU DO? >> I'M A RUM GUY. YOU KNOW WHAT, I WAS TRYING TO MAKE ALL THESE GASTRONOMIC COCK TAILS. I WAS A FANCY-PANTS CHEF, AND AT THE END OF THE DAY I DRINK A MUD SLIDE. >> Stephen: SEX ON THE BEACH. SLIPPERY NIPPLE. SCREAMING ORGASM. >> TOTALLY. ANYTHING FROM THE 80s MOVIE COCKTAIL THAT TOM CRUISE -- >> Stephen: I JUST WATCHED A LITTLE BIT OF THAT THE OTHER NIGHT. DID YOU EVER WATCH THAT MOVIE? HAVE YOU SEEN IT? >> IT'S VERY BAD. IT'S NOT VERY GOOD. >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE MR. CRUISE ON THE SHOW SOMETIME. I THINK IT'S A FINE MOVIE. >> I HOPE I JUST GOT CRUISE BANNED FROM THE SHOW. >> Stephen: WHAT-- SO YOU LIKE RUM? WHAT KIND OF RUM ARE YOU DRINKING? YOU ARE INTO WHITES, AGED, SPICED? >> I DON'T SEE COLOR WHEN I SEE RUMS, STEPHEN. I'M A PRETTY PROGRESSIVE GUY. >> Stephen: OKAY. >> WHAT'S YOUR SPIRIT OF CHOICE? >> Stephen: MY SPIRIT OF CHOICE? LISTEN, I LIKE BOURBON. BUT I CAN DO RUM. I DON'T KNOW IF WE WANT TO GO ZAKAPA FROM GUATEMALA. OR DO WE WANT TO GO MOUNT GAY FROM BARBADOS? >> I'LL TAKE THE MOUNT GAY. >> Stephen: I'LL DRINK SOME ( BLEEP ) OUT OF SOME MOUNT GAY, MY MAN. I DON'T DO THE FANCY MOUNT GAY. JUST GIVE ME THE ECLIPSE, YOUR BASIC. BECAUSE-- >> I'M VERY IMPRESSED WITH YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF BOOZE. >> Stephen: I'M GLAD. >> BUT IT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME. I THINK MOST TALK SHOW HOSTS ARE -- >> Stephen: OH, YEAH, YEAH. >> GLUG, GLUG, GLUG, GLUG. THE PRESSURE, THE CORPORATE PRESSURE. >> Stephen: OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD. HOW ARE THE NUMBERS, CHRIS? ( LAUGHTER ) 100%. I'M JUST-- 100-- PUT A RUBBER NIPPLE ON IT WHEN I GET HOME AT NIGHT-- GAAAA! 100%. YEAH. IT'S ALL GREAT. LET'S TALK ABOUT THE MOVIE. IT'S CALLED "BAD TRIP." >> YES. >> Stephen: YOU'RE WORKING WITH TIFFANY HADDISH WHO IS JUST-- YOU COULD-- SHE'S JUST PURE COMEDY. YOU CAN JUST CUT HER OPEN AND COUNT THE RINGS OF COMEDY. SHE'S JUST A JOY TO BE WITH. I WANT TO ABSORB HER POWER AT SOME TIMES. WHAT WAS IT LIKE TO SHOOT A FEATURE WITH HER? >> SHE'S INCREDIBLE. I MEAN, SHE'S CALM BEYOND A CELLULAR LEVEL. THERE IS A REASON SHE'S A MOVIE STAR. EVERY MEDIUM OF COMEDY, SHE CAN STAND UP, HIDDEN CAMERA PRANKS, COMEDIC ACTING. SHE COULD, LIKE, BE A SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER IN THE OLYMPICS AND MAKE IT THE MOST COMEDIC THING YOU EVER WATCHED. SHE'S BRILLIANT AND SHE'S LOVELY TO WORK WITH. >> Stephen: AND SHE'S DATING COMMON. COMMON. >> SHE'S DATING COMMON. >> Stephen: UNCOMMON. >> THE HOT CUP OF MAN. ( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY, THIS IS THE MOST SOBER I'VE BEEN ON YOUR SHOW, AND THIS IS THE MOST OFF THE RAILS AN INTERVIEW. I'M USUALLY -- >> Stephen: BECAUSE I'M HAMMERED. BECAUSE I AM... I AM ( BLEEP ) HAMMERED. HOLD ON ONE SECOND. HOLD ON. GET MYSELF A BOTTLE OF THIS. HERE WE GO RIGHT HERE. >> I'M PICKING MY NOSE ON THIS CAMERA. GEEZ. WHAT DO YOU GOT ON THE OLD RECORD PLAYER. LOOKIE YOU. GOD BLESS YOU. I'LL DO-- I'LL DO A SHOT WITH YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING? >> Stephen: I'M DRINKING THE WELLER 12, YOU EVER DO THIS. >> Jon: IS IT SCOTCH OR BOURBON. >> Stephen: IT'S A BOURBON. >> DO YOU WANT ME TO DO A BOURBON OR A RYE. >> Stephen: IT'S YOUR LIVER, >> I HAVE AN OLD BARDS TOWN. KENTUCKY BOURBON IS A REAL SWEET BOURBON I LIKE. WE'LL DO THIS ONE. NEAT. >> Stephen: YEAH, I'M-- I'M OLD WEST SALOON STYLE. THERE'S NO ICE IN HERE. THERE'S NO ICE. MMM. MMM. >> WOOO! THAT'S HARD CORE. >> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK, BUT WHEN WE RETURN I WILL ASK ERIC ANDRE ABOUT FRAN LEIBOWITZ, FOR SOME REASON. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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