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  • ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK TO "A

  • LATE SHOW."

  • WE NOW REJOIN STEPHEN COLBERT'S INTERVIEW WITH ERIC ANDRE,

  • ALREADY IN PROGRESS.

  • IF YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME OF ERIC ANDRE'S WORK, YOU CAN RIDE THE

  • NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY SYSTEM.

  • BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE ONE OF THE VOICES OF THE SUBWAY

  • SYSTEM NOW.

  • >> ME AND SEINFELD AND FRAN LEBOWITZ.

  • >> Stephen: OH, YEAH, HUGE, HUGE, YEAH.

  • WHOOPIE GOLDBERG.

  • YOU NOTICE SOMETHING ABOUT YOU AND FRAN LEBOWITZ, WHICH I LOVE.

  • >> I LIKE WHEN YOU RELUCTANTLY GET BACK ON TRACK.

  • I LIKE THE ENERGY, THE ENERGY WHEN YOU'RE LIKE, "YEAH, ALL

  • RIGHT, WHAT DID WE UHH..."

  • >> Stephen: THE REASON I DO IT-- AS LONG AS WE'RE TALKING

  • OUT OF SCHOOL HERE-- IS BECAUSE I IMAGINE THAT THERE'S SOME

  • REASON YOU'RE ON THE SHOW TO SOMEHOW TO SUPPORT YOUR PRODUCT.

  • >> YES.

  • >> Stephen: AND WHILE I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR MOVIE, SURELY

  • YOU DO.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND-- AND I CARE ABOUT YOU

  • BECAUSE YOU'RE A VERY FUNNY PERSON WHO IS READY TO ROLL WITH

  • ( BLEEP ), YOU KNOW.

  • AND I'M NOT GOING TO DO THIS BIT NOW.

  • I'M NOT GOING-- >> DO THE THE BIT!

  • DO THE BIT!

  • DO THE BIT!

  • >> Stephen: NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

  • MAYBE NEXT TIME, ERIC ANDRE.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IT WAS GOOD, TOO.

  • IT WAS GOOD, WASN'T IT?

  • IT WAS GREAT!

  • IT WAS GREAT!

  • >> I WASN'T SAYING DON'T DO IT!

  • >> Stephen: YOU KIND OF-- YOU KIND OF WERE.

  • YOU KIND OF WERE.

  • >> NO, THIS IS WHAT I NOTICE.

  • YOU WERE LIKE FLOWING, WE'RE DRINKING.

  • AND AS SOON AS YOU HAD TO GO BACK YOU WENT... "I HEARD YOU'RE

  • ON THE NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY..."

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: WELL--

  • >> TELL... US... ABOUT THAT.

  • I JUST NOTICED THAT CHANGE IN YOUR BODY LANGUAGE.

  • >> Stephen: I DON'T WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING

  • ABOUT.

  • ALL I KNOW IS THAT SOMEBODY PUT ME OFF MY LOBSTER NEWBERG RIGHT

  • BEFORE I DUG IN, AND NOW IT'S OFF THE MENU!

  • >> WHAT?

  • >> Stephen: YEAH!

  • THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

  • >> YOU'RE BECOMING HOWARD HUGHES.

  • LIKE, YOUR MIND IS UNRAVELING.

  • >> Stephen: WELL, I DO KEEP MY URINE IN JARS.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY

  • TIME A TALK SHOW HOST TOLD ME THAT --

  • >> Stephen: >> OKAY.

  • >> I WOULD HAVE $3.

  • I LOOK LIKE FRAN LEBOWITZ IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY.

  • I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HER.

  • ( LAUGHTER ).

  • >> Stephen: LET'S SEE IF I CAN PIECE THIS TOGETHER.

  • SO-- >> ...IN COMMON.

  • IMAGINE IF COMMON ( BLEEP ) FRAN LEBOWITZ.

  • YOU'D GET ME.

  • MARCH 26, BAD TRIP.

  • NETFLIX.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: OKAY, IT GOES LIKE

  • THAT.

  • AND THIS GOES LIKE THAT...

  • THIS GOES LIKE THAT.

  • OKAY, SO, YOU NOTICED SOMETHING ABOUT YOU AND FRAN LEBOWITZ, I

  • UNDERSTAND.

  • SHE IS ONE OF THE VOICES OF THE SUBWAY, AND YOU'RE ONE OF THE

  • VOICES OF THE SUBWAY.

  • TELL ME ABOUT THIS PHOTOGRAPH.

  • ( LAUGHTER ).

  • >> I LOOK-- I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HER.

  • I LOOK EXACTLY LIKE FRAN-- IT'S A HAUNTING-- I CAN'T EVEN TELL

  • WHO IS ME AND WHO IS FRAN LEBOWITZ, IN THAT IMAGE.

  • >> Stephen: HAVE YOU EVER MET HER?

  • >> NEVER MET HER.

  • SHE DOES LOOK EXACTLY LIKE MY MOM.

  • MY MOM LOOKS LIKE FRAN LEBOWITZ, AND MY DAD LOOKS LIKE TYLER

  • PERRY PLAYING COLIN POWELL IN THE DICK CHENEY MOVIE.

  • >> Stephen: DID TYLER PERRY PLAY COLIN POWELL IN ADAM

  • MacKAY'S DICK CHENEY MOVIE?

  • >> YES >> Stephen: "BAD TRIP" IS

  • AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX MARCH 26.

  • ERIC ANDRE, EVERYBODY!

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

  • ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: WELCOME BACK TO "A

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