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  • hey guys just a quick update before we start go to this timecode if you don't

  • care and want to skip. Just wanted to let you know that we are currently busy

  • working away on the spider-man homecoming written by the fans HISHE. We

  • read through your 30,000 suggestions, that's not an over exaggeration, you guys

  • came through with a ton of ideas because you're so awesome and we are building it

  • now. So we hope to have that for you very soon. In the meantime we're also really

  • excited about the new Blade Runner 2049 so we decided have a little fun

  • recapping the original with our own voices. We're calling it HSHE dubs if

  • you will. So we hope you like it. If you do let us know what other movies you'd

  • like to see us recap next and we'll try to make some more. Okay enough with the

  • updates. thank you guys for watching let's get on with the show

  • In the distant future!

  • all right this test is to determine if you're a robot or not.

  • I'm not a robot!

  • the first question is about tortoises

  • okay fine I'm a robot!

  • I can't wait to eat these noodles.

  • Come with us to the police station

  • I don't wanna!

  • You get to ride in my sweet flying car

  • Hmm.

  • don't make fun of my flying hat.

  • Weeeeeeee!

  • *honk* I don't think you're flying in the right lane! *honk*

  • commenced dizzy landing sequence *barf*

  • Hey Deckard I want you to kill some robots.

  • Not interested.

  • oh come on pretty please?

  • okay

  • I make origami

  • look

  • these replicants I mean robots are very dangerous but they only live for

  • four years

  • Four years? How long have they been alive?

  • Oh about four years.

  • So...they're about to die?

  • What do you need me for?

  • Because you're so handsome

  • I mean you're the best Deckard you're just the best

  • I'm the best!

  • He he he he the best!

  • now go hunt robots!

  • hi I make the robots

  • what do you do?

  • I hunt robots.

  • I'm not a robot

  • she's a robot.

  • I think I'm in love!

  • hello we're the bad guys!

  • and we want to live

  • forever do you know how?

  • no I just make eyeballs! Go ask Sebastian!

  • Hey I'm Sebastian. Do you want to come in my house, homeless lady?

  • yes!

  • what?

  • I mean that

  • would be lovely!

  • this is my rave room. Do you like it? and

  • this is my house. I make toys that are my friends.

  • welcome back, Father!

  • Okay this is really weird.

  • Hunting robots is hard! I'd rather just dream about unicorns.

  • Well hello, Deckard! *nay*

  • sweet.

  • enhance

  • enhance

  • enhance

  • I'm the best detective ever!

  • enhance!

  • Enhance.. OMG! a clue!

  • hey snake lady do you mind if I ask you some questions in my silly disguised

  • voice? Throat Punch! Oooh she didn't buy it!

  • hey come back here robot she's running

  • away oh sorry

  • oh there she is!

  • Blade Runner gun go! *pew*

  • finally got one!

  • You've got a fly on your shoulder!

  • hey!

  • just kidding. Come talk to the chief

  • Keep killing robots.

  • okay

  • hey I'm a robot!

  • hey

  • how long will I live?

  • like one more day.

  • that makes me angry!

  • time to die!

  • *pew*

  • I helped!

  • you saved my life

  • are you a robot?

  • say kiss me!

  • I don't know how I

  • feel about this.

  • all right I respect your decision.

  • hey Sebastian why don't you

  • take us to your boss.

  • I can't.

  • How about now?

  • okay

  • what are you doing here

  • I wish to live forever, father.

  • well I can't do that

  • sorry

  • mmm then I poke your eyes out

  • Ow! My Eyes!

  • There are robots at Sebastian's house. Get'em!

  • I'm best detective ever!

  • hello any robots here?

  • excuse me I'm looking for a

  • robot you look just like the one I'm looking for are you oh my gosh!

  • Time for gymnastics!

  • Gotcha!

  • Hey you've got a booger!

  • AAAAGH! You've got lots of boogers!

  • I got'em!

  • Check out my new trick!

  • Ready? her goes!

  • whatever you do don't shoot me in the middle..

  • AAAAGH!

  • You shot me!

  • I hate you!

  • You're the worst!

  • Shut up! *pew*

  • Honey I'm ho.. what the heck?

  • I'm the best detective ever here we go I'm gonna get him!

  • I'm the best! *pew*I'm the best Oh crap!

  • I'm the best...I'm the best...I'm the best

  • Surprise!

  • break your fingers! Ow I need those!

  • My turn!

  • I took my clothes off for some reason

  • yeah!

  • I'm out of here!

  • Is anyone in the bathroom?

  • leave me alone!

  • why don't you ever call for backup?

  • shutup! I'm the best blade runner ever!

  • Hurgh!

  • nailed it.

  • I have a birdie now.

  • holy crap I'm gonna die

  • saved your life!

  • huh wow

  • thanks

  • what's the bird?

  • it's later.

  • I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

  • okay

  • all those moments will be lost.

  • well you could have just written them down or like pass them on to your

  • children or something

  • I can't have kids I'm a robot

  • oh that's right sorry about that.

  • goodbye

  • oh the bird I get it now

  • good job killing all the robots

  • thanks

  • I'm the best

  • It's too bad she won't live. but then again who does?

  • whoa that's deep

  • gotta remember that next time I look at origami

  • it's too bad she won't live but

  • then again who does

  • Whoa.

  • All right I'm done. We can go.

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    林宜悉 posted on 2021/03/17
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