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  • Oh, my gosh, you guys.

  • Yeah.

  • Hey, guys, Welcome to stir Crazy.

  • You may know my guest today from Alias from 13 going on 30 or her new movie yesterday.

  • She also might be the coolest mom on Instagram.

  • It's Jennifer Garner.

  • Hi, Josh.

  • Good to see you.

  • So do you take that moniker seriously?

  • I think you might be, if not the top.

  • You're in the running for cool.

  • Mom on Instagram.

  • What do you think?

  • Thanks.

  • I'll take that.

  • Hey, anytime somebody's calling me a cool mom instead of a fun killer, I'm all for it and I'll take it.

  • Who would dare call you a fun killer?

  • Who in your life has ever said those words?

  • My Children, They call me fun killer so much it made it into the movie.

  • It's in yesterday because my daughter wrote me a note one day when she was angry with me and she said, When I grow up, I want to be a fun killing mom like you.

  • So we added that into yesterday.

  • You're in Vancouver.

  • I take it I'm in quarantine.

  • I'm in Vancouver.

  • Which means I had to do my own hair and makeup.

  • The other day.

  • I did everything my hair stylist told me.

  • And that's wrong with that.

  • Indulge me, Jennifer.

  • If you would have got some silly, would you rather questions for you?

  • Okay, bring it.

  • Would you rather be in a gardens next door neighbor?

  • Or win an Oscar and a gardens next door neighbor?

  • You just want her in your life constantly.

  • If you live next door to China and your buddies and you can go over and have you know and just have coffee and chat with her, I mean, it doesn't get better.

  • Would you rather only be able to watch your movies and TV shows or never watch another movie or TV show again?

  • Only be able to watch mine.

  • Then I would have to be very aggressive about getting onto shows that I would think that I would want to be on.

  • I don't know, Josh.

  • That feels like a low below the belt.

  • I think I would have to go.

  • Never.

  • I can't like, Okay, that's the whole idea of these questions.

  • They make your brain implode.

  • And we did it.

  • I think, um, this is the Dakota Johnson questions.

  • She poses this.

  • She posed this to me on a previous episode.

  • Would you rather have a mouthful of bees or one B in your but being your But definitely you can handle that.

  • But the mouthful is Could I don't want a mouthful of bees being like in your but like in your but yeah, it's in there.

  • Yeah, I'm not desperate to have a baby in my but I wouldn't hunt one down and find a way to get it there.

  • But But if I were presented a mouthful, A.

  • But B, I would take the but be the but be Speaking of Butts, my crack research staff says that you refer to your own derriere as a biscuit.

  • Is this true?

  • By the way, the fact that you said speaking of but my crack research staff, first of all, a plus plus on the off the cuff and be yes, my sisters and I call it a biscuit that goes back to childhood.

  • That was just the thing.

  • The Garner girls have biscuits.

  • Have you passed that on to your Children?

  • Do they also refer to the You weren't allowed to say the word, but you know it's not nice we weren't allowed to say anything.

  • Really?

  • Now you're making up for lost time by just screaming biscuit at people.

  • You're You're just a big old biscuit.

  • Here's something that I think is very relatable.

  • Over the last year, you binged the office.

  • It broke you down by the end.

  • Was that your first time watching the office?

  • Did you fall in love for the first time, or what was it?

  • It was my first time watching it.

  • Oh, my gosh, It destroyed me at the end.

  • Holy cow!

  • I was not expecting it.

  • I want to see if you're legit.

  • I have some office trivia for you if you'll indulge me.

  • Are you ready?

  • Okay.

  • Okay.

  • Well, I feel like I need a little bit of help for it, though, So can I get a little help guys for this?

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • I was just like, commenting on your stuff today I retreat together.

  • I'm so happy you're together.

  • Oh, I Jenna, I always think about how you went so far in the alias auditions.

  • Because I always think God, you would have killed it at Sydney Breast.

  • Oh, but I never could have played PM so It's a good thing that it all happened.

  • Only you could have been him.

  • That's so nice of you to say.

  • Well, Angela thinks I lack the natural athleticism to play Sydney Bristow.

  • Okay, We had a whole thing in our podcast where I was like, Jenna, I've seen you try to carry a guitar through an airport.

  • You couldn't do a cart will and throw a hand grenade and swing on a rope.

  • You have just validated her in such a big way.

  • So let's and the Love fest and actually test her mettle and see if she actually knows what she's talking about.

  • You have some questions.

  • What color did Angela Martin consider whorish?

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • I can see your little cute facing that.

  • It's whorish.

  • Is it pink?

  • What is it?

  • Green or orange or really?

  • Just anything Phyllis is wearing, anything goes on.

  • Phyllis wears a lot of blue.

  • She does.

  • Phyllis is very Horace who bought Michael's world's best boss mug for him.

  • He did?

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, back.

  • Right.

  • Okay.

  • Could you do your best gym face to camera?

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, that's very good.

  • Now this one might be a little hard.

  • That's what she said, All right, it's just in our brains.

  • It's in our blood for staying over time.

  • We can.

  • My eight year old son says it to me.

  • That's when I feel like I mean seriously.

  • Guys, thanks a lot.

  • I'm so sorry.

  • Okay, what is the name of Dwight's former babysitter and date to Michael and Jan's dinner party?

  • Right, Right, right.

  • She comes back in the finale.

  • Um, they had a thing to She has this dark hair pulled back in a bun.

  • Played by Beth Grant the amazing Beth Grant.

  • What the hell is her name?

  • Give me a multiple choice.

  • OK, OK, I request.

  • Here, here's your multiple choice.

  • Number one Tiffany number two, Betty number three Mel Vina Vina.

  • Yeah, I would not have gotten I did not know it.

  • I did not know.

  • Well, this show is usually it reflects my cynical dark heart, but thankfully we've turned it around today.

  • This is like a love fest.

  • And I am so happy that I brought you guys together at the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

  • I feel like you're telling us it's over and we have to go back to doing well.

  • We are so happy for you.

  • And we wish you all the best.

  • We can't wait to see yesterday and have a great rest of the day.

  • And I think your hair and makeup looks fantastic.

  • I can't believe you did that yourself.

  • I can't believe it.

  • Believe it.

  • I assumed with them it took me like it was an hour and a half of sweating labor, but they taught me how to do it.

  • And I'm telling you tomorrow when I have pressed, they're going to have to talk me through it again.

  • Because it is It just goes right out of my head.

  • It is not my skill set.

  • I've been given probably two dozen Smokey eye tutorials and I can't do it.

  • I can't do it.

  • So kudos to you.

  • We're going to do that on the next episode.

  • Smokey Eye tutorial.

  • Okay, We'll be there.

  • Thank you, Angela.

  • Thanks so much.

  • Thank you for that.

  • That was so nice.

  • Of course.

  • I mean, I'm thrilled again.

  • Like I said, so much love.

  • That's amazing.

  • Okay.

  • And our remaining moments, um can I challenge you to some charades?

  • Five words Movie.

  • You're running the running of the bulls, Your uh, but you can't catch up.

  • I've caught Catch me.

  • Catch me if you can.

  • That was really good.

  • That was That's a hard one to well done.

  • Yeah, that was a boozer.

  • Alright.

  • Okay, my turn.

  • Let's see if I got a user.

  • Oh, this is rude.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Okay, um, movie.

  • I think it's like Alexander and the terrible, Horrible.

  • No good, Very bad day.

  • Do you see what's happening here?

  • It's like the mind melt you, me, Angela and Jenna.

  • We all just need to hang out more because we are all we are.

  • One.

  • It's crazy.

  • It's crazy.

  • It's crazy.

  • It's insane.

  • Um, congratulations on yesterday, Jennifer.

  • Congratulations on becoming the new best friends of Jenna Fischer and Angela Kinsey to thank you.

  • That I mean, gosh, you guys, to really bring those girls on and let me say hi to them.

  • They did not give me any softballs by the No, no, no, they didn't take care of yourself.

  • Take care.

  • Take care of your biscuit and I'll see you in the next one.

  • There it is.

  • There's the eye.

Oh, my gosh, you guys.

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