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  • top story Governor Andrew Cuomo took a quick break from burying old lady shaped coffins in the Adirondacks to defend himself against sexual assault allegations.

  • But this time he might have displayed some deeply inappropriate behavior.

  • Politicians take positions for all sorts of reasons, including political expediency and bowing the pressure.

  • But people know the difference between playing politics, bowing to counsel, cancel culture and the truth.

  • How dare you appropriate our culture of blaming, cancel culture are cancel.

  • Culture criticism is not your costume.

  • And if it were honey, you'd be wearing a J.

  • C.

  • Penney's outlets.

  • Suit an American flag pin that's permanently drill into your chest cavity.

  • Or be a guy with a mouthful of dove beauty bars where your teeth used to be.

  • Or you'd have the glint, the little eyes of two bugs they've got inside a human and just decided to eat his organs one by one.

  • Or you look like you got your talents surgically expanded to make room for extra helpings of roast beef from a hotel conventions carving station.

  • So all that being said Senator, if Cuomo is allowed to blame this on cancel culture, how long until dirtbags everywhere start using it as a catch all excuse, and the phrase loses its gravity taller.

  • I'm worried about you guys.

  • Attorney General James is has lost an investigation and and And I trust that, uh, you know she is She is more than capable to be able to handle this investigation into of allegations we need to let our robust and infallible legal system do its job of giving wealthy predators the opportunity to settle out of court and face zero criminal charges.

  • That's right now, House Minority Leader and Manu swears deep faked Kevin McCarthy landed at the southern border to sound the alarm that the immigration crisis Republicans didn't solve can now be pinned on someone from the other party.

  • This crisis is created by the presidential policies of this new administration.

  • There's no other way to claim it that a Biden border crisis when I talked to the doctor to see when they're being tested for covid when they get out, more than 10% are testing positive.

  • I mean, that's exactly right.

  • If Biden was serious about covid, he would stop immigration.

  • Also, he would end abortion since fetuses could become scientists who invent an amazing vaccine you may not know Steve Jobs.

  • His father was a fetus.

  • Exactly.

  • Senator, back us up.

  • No, he's absolutely wrong.

  • For representative McCarthy to be there on the border when he was nowhere to be found previously just really smacks of hypocrisy at this particular moment.

  • He needs to be back, you know, in D.

  • C.

  • Trying to help find the fix instead of having a political stunt.

  • Immigration isn't just a shoehorn covid issue.

  • McCarthy also said this.

  • I just left a few border agents and I asked them, Who are the individuals you're catching?

  • Yeah, they're from Central America.

  • But you know who else?

  • Iran.

  • Yemen?

  • That's right.

  • Immigrants travel here through a tunnel network connected to all our enemies.

  • Yes, this is a thing everyone knows about and they're pushing so many new immigrants in that Americans are being forced up into Canada like that coin machine at the arcade.

  • Oh, my God, Scary stuff here.

  • Everyone moving on.

  • Republican controlled states are introducing voter I D laws to prevent another 9 11 of voter turnout.

  • Meanwhile, in Washington, House Democrats passed the HR one voting rights bill, which violates Americans inalienable right to disenfranchise Americans, Senator do we really want some pencil pushers in Washington telling the states how to best disenfranchise their voters?

  • Every American should take pause at the fact that Republican controlled legislatures across the country are added again.

  • All of these bills are gravitating through legislatures across the country begs the question that if these people are afraid of people voting, I mean, why are they even running for election in the first place?

  • It lacks courage to suppress the vote.

  • I mean, we need to get rid of the ballot drop boxes.

  • I mean, they're confusing as hell and hard to get in and out of using an idea to vote is common sense.

  • Like I use my ID when I pay for something with a credit card, which in every way is the exact same activity is voting.

  • The comparisons are ridiculous.

  • You know, having a credit card is not a fundamental right.

  • Agree to disagree.

  • Oh, that sound of a dance fist slamming the dinner table means it's time for our new segment.

  • You don't think we can get mad at this wrong?

  • Here's how it works.

  • There's a thing you don't think we can get mad at.

  • But then you're wrong because we do.

  • Let's start with this Joe, not my Trump.

  • Biden says that because of expanding vaccine eligibility, Americans will be able to celebrate the Fourth of July with backyard cookouts.

  • That makes me mad somehow.

  • And here's how everyone on my block is gonna bang on my door, banging into the ground to have the traditional Templeton backyard cookout, unaware that during quarantine, I converted my backyard into a half pipe risk scooter tricks.

  • Next up, Yo yo Ma's playing cello during his 15 minute post vaccine injection observation period.

  • Cello playing encourages a lazy culture of sitting.

  • If mod doesn't repeatedly clean and jerk that cello.

  • Okay, the sitters violin.

  • I don't want to hear that.

  • Do nothing.

  • Trash.

  • Yep, I'm mad at that, too.

  • And lastly, sponges.

  • Look at that sponge.

  • It's nuts.

  • Why is it that so?

  • Smell good and sponge smells bad.

  • That sucks.

  • You can't grow anything on that green part.

  • It's not real grass.

  • It's a liar.

  • And that's how you play.

  • You don't think we can get mad at wrong?

  • Mhm.

  • Yeah, Mhm.

top story Governor Andrew Cuomo took a quick break from burying old lady shaped coffins in the Adirondacks to defend himself against sexual assault allegations.

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