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  • -Welcome back to "The Tonight Show."

  • We're about to play "Hey, Robot"!

  • -♪ Hey, hey, hey, robot

  • Hey, robot

  • -To play against a robot,

  • I'm going to need some help from someone smart.

  • He's a very funny comedian and the host

  • of the multiple Emmy-winning show "Last Week Tonight,"

  • which airs Sundays at 11:00 pm on HBO.

  • Please welcome John Oliver.

  • [ Clapping ] That's what I'm talking about.

  • -Hello, there. -Here we go.

  • Look at you. -Hello, Jimmy.

  • Hello, everybody.

  • -It's so good to see you.

  • This is bizarre.

  • It's like you're

  • Max Headroom or something.

  • [ Laughter ] This is like an art piece.

  • [ Clapping ] I like it. Yeah, it's cool.

  • Now, John, this is based

  • on a real board game, called Hey Robot,

  • that you can play at home, everyone watching.

  • It's like the classic game Password,

  • but your partner is a smart speaker.

  • First, what I will do is I will pick a card with a word on it

  • and we'll take turns asking a question to get the speaker

  • to say that word somewhere in its answer.

  • You ready for this? I will go first.

  • -Yeah, I'm ready. -Okay, bud.

  • Okay, so I have to get it to say leprechaun.

  • -Okay.

  • -Now, if I don't get it, then you go.

  • You try to give it a shot. Alright, here we go.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Alexa, what fictional cartoon character

  • is associated with the pot of gold?

  • [ Laughing ]

  • -Here's something I found on the Web.

  • According to grumpycats.com,

  • cartoon Grumpy Cat frowns next to four shamrocks

  • with "pot of gold" and "I hope it's empty"

  • printed around her on a cute green shirt.

  • [ Buzzer ] -That makes zero sense.

  • -For a start, there, Alexa has got to spend less time

  • on grumpycat.com.

  • If that's where she's getting all her news,

  • [ Laughter ] we're in real trouble.

  • -[ Clapping ]

  • -At best, it's an aggregation site, Alexa.

  • You cannot trust any of the data that's coming out of that.

  • -Okay, here we go.

  • John, you have to try to see if you can get it

  • to say this word. -Okay.

  • [ Laughs ] This should be fun because, if she gets it wrong,

  • I'm anxious to hear what she comes up with.

  • Alexa, what is an offensive Irish stereotype?

  • -[ Laughing ]

  • -Here's something I found on the Web.

  • -Uh-huh. -According to reference.com,

  • stereotypes about Irish people include

  • they all drink a lot,

  • they all have red hair, and they all have a mean temper.

  • -There you go. Happy St. Patrick's Day, John. [ Buzzer ]

  • [ Laughter ] Alexa, that's just ignorance.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Happy St. Patrick's Day, bud.

  • Ooh, I got it! I got it! -Those are some arcane terms.

  • -Alexa, what is the mascot for Notre Dame Fighting Irish?

  • -Here's something I found on the Web.

  • According to wikipedia.org,

  • the Notre Dame leprechaun is the mascot

  • [ Ding ] of the University --

  • -Alright, I feel good. -Well done.

  • Well done. -Thank you. Appreciate it.

  • Alright, Alexa, stop. Thank you very much.

  • Here we go. It's your turn. You're up.

  • You have to get it to say Liverpool.

  • -Oh.

  • Alexa, what is the greatest football team

  • in the history of the sport?

  • -Here's something I found on the Web.

  • According to windycitygridiron.com,

  • "There's only one Greatest Team of All Time

  • in the History of Great Teams, and that Team is

  • the 1985 Chicago Bears.

  • -There you go. -Oh, [bleep], Alexa. [ Buzzer ]

  • -[ Laughing, clapping ] Absolutely.

  • I totally agree. That is correct.

  • You got "The Refrigerator" Perry.

  • Absolutely.

  • The Chicago Bears,

  • that's the only greatest team in the history --

  • I have it. Ready?

  • Alexa, where are the Beatles from?

  • -The Beatles is originally from Liverpool.

  • [ Ding ]

  • -Oh. Nothing offensive you want to say about that, Alexa?

  • -She doesn't just say -No stereotypes...

  • -offensive things.

  • -...about Scousers that you want to throw in?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -[ Clap ] -Speak from your heart, Alexa,

  • your rotten heart. -Oh, my God.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • This is clearly not a commercial for this.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Oh, in which case, I've got another one.

  • Alexa, Alexa, how bad are Amazon working conditions?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -I'm not sure. -Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop.

  • Here we go. -Oh, no, Alexa. No, Alexa.

  • Alexa, what is union busting? -No, no, Alexa!

  • This is me time now.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Now is Mon-- -Alexa, stop.

  • Stop, please, Alexa, please? Listen to me.

  • Alright, I have to get it to say..

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Okay.

  • -Black hole.

  • -Alexa, what is Soundgarden's biggest hit?

  • -"Spoonman."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Alexa, name me some of Soundgarden's greatest songs.

  • -Here's something I found on the Web.

  • According to cnn.com, "The band's greatest songs --

  • miasmic punishers like "Black Hole Sun"

  • or "Fell on Black Days" -- -Alexa, stop.

  • You feel like you did that?

  • -I felt like that was, at best, teamwork, Jimmy,

  • and, at worst, was all my idea.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Man versus machine.

  • That was us, proving that --

  • something. Did we prove anything?

  • What is a black hole?

  • -Are you asking me or Alexa?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -When I speak to you --

  • John Oliver, what is a black hole?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Well, I looked at grumpycat.com

  • [ Laughter ] and it turns out --

  • -Forget it, forget it, forget it.

  • You can't base --

  • [ Laughs, claps ]

  • We're down to our final round.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • It is worth 1,000 points.

  • -Oh, wow!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -You have to get Alexa to say

  • the word...

  • -Ah!

  • Alexa,

  • what do people from Philadelphia

  • call sandwiches?

  • -Here's something I found on the Web.

  • According to ezcater.com,

  • in Philadelphia, a sandwich layered with meat and cheese

  • is a hoagie. -Aaaaah! [ Ding ]

  • [ Dinging ] Oh, my God.

  • Look at that. Come on. John Oliver,

  • the king of Alexa.

  • Alexa, stop. -I don't like you, Alexa.

  • -I think you're a negative. -Alexa, stop. Don't listen to him.

  • John Oliver, everybody. -You're a negative --

  • Stick around. I'm talking more with John after the break.

  • -I will never let you -Alexa,

  • -in my home. -mute. Alexa, mute.

-Welcome back to "The Tonight Show."

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