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  • Whoa!

  • Still bored, Bored again.

  • So bored.

  • First off, Gross.

  • Second, I've seen you board, but this is something else entirely.

  • Yeah.

  • I don't know whether to spit or go blind.

  • How?

  • I guess I'll just do both.

  • This is not simple bottom.

  • This is I'm we hungry?

  • Nah, I just ate.

  • Thanks a lot, dude.

  • Labelling cuisine.

  • The most depressing of meals says you chubby hula hoop.

  • That is not my name.

  • Multi bagel.

  • No, I am target practice.

  • Whoa!

  • What?

  • The duck?

  • Yes, it's side effect of generating black hole portals is the accidental yet inevitable creation of ducks.

  • Hold on, hold on.

  • You're telling me you're a doughnut that can generate black holes?

  • Whoa!

  • Black hole.

  • Donut is a portal gun.

  • Laugh all you want, but at the heart of us all is a soul crushing void.

  • So persistent light itself cannot escape.

  • Please.

  • I'm sorry.

  • Were you talking?

  • This is totally depressing.

  • True, but it does have its purpose.

  • Ah, much better.

  • I want one.

  • Gimme, gimme.

  • Gimme.

  • Who Slightly less bored.

  • You're depressing.

  • Doughnut.

  • If you're paying out about rustling me up, some nurses shoes.

  • Who's a what?

  • Now?

  • Give me a break.

  • I got a hernia Playing badminton.

  • Oh, yeah, Much better.

  • So tell me France has your material game somehow fills the hole inside.

  • I don't know.

  • My whole is pretty big.

  • I'm probably gonna need a PlayStation a lifetime supply moustache.

  • Three rickshaws support Gonna triple rainbow in a machine that makes ice cube shaped like copper Like it.

  • Please hold O scar.

  • Look at all that swag.

  • Oh, yes, yes.

  • So many years.

  • But one day, all the years will go away.

  • Thanks, Debbie Downer for reals.

  • At least we're all comfortably bombed.

  • No.

  • Ah, this eternal inner void.

  • If only there was something to fill it.

  • Hey, fellas, How's it going?

  • John?

  • Paul, is that you hungry?

  • Don't you know?

  • I just ate?

  • I don't believe it.

  • I thought I'd never see you after the incident.

  • We were so young, Cindy.

  • I finally I am completely.

  • We are complete.

  • Yes.

  • Yes.

  • Perhaps.

  • Now the black hole days are behind us.

  • Uh, yeah, that's really sweet.

  • Too bad they got so many bills to pay bills.

  • What kind of bills?

  • That's ironic.

  • He just found his wingman.

  • I guess this means we won't be bending the space time continuum anymore.

  • What are you talking about?

  • I still have my portal gun.

  • Whoa!

  • Port pair.

  • You really should have ducked.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • Mhm.

  • Alright, Closed the box, man.

  • Come on.

  • It's wicked early.

  • Not a morning person Sprinkles.

  • Hey, I'm not Sprinkles.

  • He is.

  • Yo, you got a problem with Sprinkles?

  • Hey, see you guys around.

  • Later, Barry man.

  • Who's Boston cream?

  • Don't last long, do they?

  • Sounds like someone's a little jelly.

  • Hey, don't worry, kid.

  • Somebody will pick you up.

  • You think someone pick me?

  • I'm not so sure about that one Maple bar.

  • Why not?

  • A lot of people like Maple.

  • I'll have, you know, a lot of people like shoes.

  • That doesn't mean that leather should be a doughnut flavor.

  • Yeah.

  • Hey, alright.

  • Congrats, kid.

  • Not sure where they're taking you, but it's gotta be better than this crowded box that reeks of maple.

  • Yeah, that's probably Holy Baker's dozen.

  • What's that?

  • Now I got Mm, Yeah.

  • Wow.

  • Well, well, what do you have to say about maple bars?

  • Now?

  • Listen, I'm sorry.

  • You might rub it a little of your maple icing on me, you know, as a favor.

  • You call that an apology for you'll have to do better than that.

  • Yeah, I deserve that.

  • Uh, whoa, Whoa, What are you doing?

  • What's that?

  • This is just totally my luck.

  • Whoa!

  • Hey, Bagel.

  • Why is your frown upside down?

  • Bagels?

  • Anybody could be a bagel.

  • What does that just sit around in a hot tub for 10 minutes?

  • Voila!

  • I'm a bagel.

  • Duh.

  • That's why I called you a bagel.

  • Try and keep up, dude.

  • Just sit around the whole day smearing cream cheese all over yourself.

  • I'm not really into that.

  • I'm not a bagel.

  • I'm a doughnut.

  • Okay, Doughnut.

  • Hey, don't go nuts.

  • Doughnut.

  • Sorry.

  • Sorry.

  • Don't mind.

  • Old crazy doughnut.

  • Guess I'm just a little bit fried.

  • That's okay.

  • We can always just glaze over it.

  • Glaze.

  • I wish they didn't even bother to powder me up.

  • Don't worry, Doughnut.

  • I heard it's cloudy today with a chance of Sprinkles.

  • Get somebody say speaking.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • This makes everything better.

  • Whoa!

  • Nice wing chrome dome.

  • Thanks.

  • A bunch of sugary little health.

  • Hey, custard, tummy.

  • Hey, custard.

  • Tummy.

  • Do I look like I'm filled with custard?

  • I'm sorry.

  • Is it raspberry?

  • Stop it.

  • Broccoli.

  • No candy, No hippopotamus sense.

  • Check it out.

  • Enormous.

  • gaping hole.

  • That means I'm not filled.

  • Yeah, but you never told me the whole story.

  • But hey!

  • Hey, Donut.

  • I bet you can't do this.

  • You are disgusting.

  • Stop it!

  • Stop it!

  • Stop it!

  • Three points.