Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Whoa! Still bored, Bored again. So bored. First off, Gross. Second, I've seen you board, but this is something else entirely. Yeah. I don't know whether to spit or go blind. How? I guess I'll just do both. This is not simple bottom. This is I'm we hungry? Nah, I just ate. Thanks a lot, dude. Labelling cuisine. The most depressing of meals says you chubby hula hoop. That is not my name. Multi bagel. No, I am target practice. Whoa! What? The duck? Yes, it's side effect of generating black hole portals is the accidental yet inevitable creation of ducks. Hold on, hold on. You're telling me you're a doughnut that can generate black holes? Whoa! Black hole. Donut is a portal gun. Laugh all you want, but at the heart of us all is a soul crushing void. So persistent light itself cannot escape. Please. I'm sorry. Were you talking? This is totally depressing. True, but it does have its purpose. Ah, much better. I want one. Gimme, gimme. Gimme. Who Slightly less bored. You're depressing. Doughnut. If you're paying out about rustling me up, some nurses shoes. Who's a what? Now? Give me a break. I got a hernia Playing badminton. Oh, yeah, Much better. So tell me France has your material game somehow fills the hole inside. I don't know. My whole is pretty big. I'm probably gonna need a PlayStation a lifetime supply moustache. Three rickshaws support Gonna triple rainbow in a machine that makes ice cube shaped like copper Like it. Please hold O scar. Look at all that swag. Oh, yes, yes. So many years. But one day, all the years will go away. Thanks, Debbie Downer for reals. At least we're all comfortably bombed. No. Ah, this eternal inner void. If only there was something to fill it. Hey, fellas, How's it going? John? Paul, is that you hungry? Don't you know? I just ate? I don't believe it. I thought I'd never see you after the incident. We were so young, Cindy. I finally I am completely. We are complete. Yes. Yes. Perhaps. Now the black hole days are behind us. Uh, yeah, that's really sweet. Too bad they got so many bills to pay bills. What kind of bills? That's ironic. He just found his wingman. I guess this means we won't be bending the space time continuum anymore. What are you talking about? I still have my portal gun. Whoa! Port pair. You really should have ducked. Yeah, yeah. Mhm. Alright, Closed the box, man. Come on. It's wicked early. Not a morning person Sprinkles. Hey, I'm not Sprinkles. He is. Yo, you got a problem with Sprinkles? Hey, see you guys around. Later, Barry man. Who's Boston cream? Don't last long, do they? Sounds like someone's a little jelly. Hey, don't worry, kid. Somebody will pick you up. You think someone pick me? I'm not so sure about that one Maple bar. Why not? A lot of people like Maple. I'll have, you know, a lot of people like shoes. That doesn't mean that leather should be a doughnut flavor. Yeah. Hey, alright. Congrats, kid. Not sure where they're taking you, but it's gotta be better than this crowded box that reeks of maple. Yeah, that's probably Holy Baker's dozen. What's that? Now I got Mm, Yeah. Wow. Well, well, what do you have to say about maple bars? Now? Listen, I'm sorry. You might rub it a little of your maple icing on me, you know, as a favor. You call that an apology for you'll have to do better than that. Yeah, I deserve that. Uh, whoa, Whoa, What are you doing? What's that? This is just totally my luck. Whoa! Hey, Bagel. Why is your frown upside down? Bagels? Anybody could be a bagel. What does that just sit around in a hot tub for 10 minutes? Voila! I'm a bagel. Duh. That's why I called you a bagel. Try and keep up, dude. Just sit around the whole day smearing cream cheese all over yourself. I'm not really into that. I'm not a bagel. I'm a doughnut. Okay, Doughnut. Hey, don't go nuts. Doughnut. Sorry. Sorry. Don't mind. Old crazy doughnut. Guess I'm just a little bit fried. That's okay. We can always just glaze over it. Glaze. I wish they didn't even bother to powder me up. Don't worry, Doughnut. I heard it's cloudy today with a chance of Sprinkles. Get somebody say speaking. Oh, yeah. This makes everything better. Whoa! Nice wing chrome dome. Thanks. A bunch of sugary little health. Hey, custard, tummy. Hey, custard. Tummy. Do I look like I'm filled with custard? I'm sorry. Is it raspberry? Stop it. Broccoli. No candy, No hippopotamus sense. Check it out. Enormous. gaping hole. That means I'm not filled. Yeah, but you never told me the whole story. But hey! Hey, Donut. I bet you can't do this. You are disgusting. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Three points.