Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles HERE AT THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" WE WRITE A LOT OF PARODY SONGS LIKE A LOT. SOME WOULD SAY TOO MANY. YOU KNOW? AND WE HAVE DONE GOOD ONES, YOU KNOW, RECENTLY, YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN MAYBE I'M IMMUNE, OR ONE DAY MORE. WE HAVE DONE NOT SO GOOD ONES LIKE A FUGUE FOR TURKEY WITH MATTHEW BRODERICK WHICH, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN T I URGE YOU NOT TO. OKAY? SO PEOPLE COME UP AND THEY ASK ALL OF US QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR PARODY SONGS LIKE YOU KNOW, HOW DO THEY GET MADE, WHERE DO YOU GET THE IDEAS FROM, WHY AREN'T pSOME OF THEM BETTER. AND TODAY WE HAVE SET OUT TO ANSWER SOME OF THOSE QUESTIONS AND GIVE YOU A TASTE OF SOME OF THE PARODY SONGS THAT NEVER MADE IT ON TO THE SHOW. THIS IS PARODY SONGS WORTH LESS THAN TEN SECONDS. >> PARODY SONGS WORTH LESS THAN 10 SECONDS OF YOUR TIME. >> ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUMP RIGHT IN, NOW YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS FIRST SONG OR MAYBE YOU WON'T, EITHER WAY IT DOESN'T MATTER, IT WILL BE OVER IN TEN SECONDS. NOW THIS WAS A THANKSGIVING PITCH FROM 2018 INSPIRED BY CARLY RAE JEPSEN SMASH HIT CALL ME MAYBE AND IT WAS CALLED PASS ME GRAVY, HAVE A LISTEN. >> I'M EATING TURKEY. ♪ IT'S NOT THAT TASTY. ♪ HEY UNCLE BILLY. ♪ PLEASE PASS THE GRAVY. ♪ >> James: I KNOW, NOW I SHOULD SAY AT THIS POINT THAT YOU WILL ALL OF THE SONGS YOU ARE GOING TO HEAR ARE GOING TO BE PERFORMED BY DAVE PIENDAK, SITTING RIGHT OVER THERE, THIS IS DAVE. THE REASON YOU ARE HEAR DAVE'S VOICE IS DAVE RECORDS THE SONGS BEFORE WE SEND THEM TO AN ACTOR OR A POP STAR OR WHOEVER OUR GUEST MILE BE. DAVE, BE HONEST, AS A VERY ACCOMPLISHED TELEVISION PRODUCER, HOW HUMILIATING HAS IT BEEN TO RECORD SOME OF THESE SONGS. >> HONESTLY, THESE SONGS DON'T EVEN RANK THAT HIGH ON THE LIST OF HUMILIATING THINGS I'VE DONE FOR THIS SHOW. I ONE TIME TESTED A GAME CALLED HOT DOGS FROM HEAVEN. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THAT. >> James: I DON'T REMEMBER HOT DOGS FROM HEAVEN. WHAT WAS HOT DOGS FROM HEAVEN. >> IT WAS GOING TO BE CLAYTON QUERSHAW WHERE WE WOULD THROW HOT DOGS OFFER THE ROOF. I WAS ON THE ONE ON THE GROUND CATCHING THE HOT DOGS. >> James: WOW, WAS THAT THE FIFTH OR 6th TIME THAT CLAYTON KERSHAW WAS ON. >> ONE OF THOSE TIMES. >> James: NOW WHO WROTE PASS HEE GRAVY WHO WAS IT, REALLY, THE BIG CAT. WHAT WAS YOUR-- TALK ME THROUGH THE THOUGHT OF WRITING PASS ME GRAVY. >> YOU KNOW, THANKSGIVING AND LIKE TURKEY. KIND OF OVERRATED AS A BIRD. BUT IF YOU PUT GRAVEDY ON IT, YEAH, IT'S GOOD. VZ THAT'S THE LEVEL, OKAY. NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. WHAT CAN POSSIBLY FOLLOW PASS ME GRAVY. MAYBE A PARODY OF THE U RHYTHMICS SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS, WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO HEAR IS SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF CHEESE. ♪ SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF CHEESE. ♪ LIKE HAVARTI, FETA BRIE. ♪ I WILL TAKE IT IN A CAN OR AS A STRING, CRUMBLED OR MELTED ON SOMETHING. >> James: NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING, THAT CAN NOT GET ANY MORE TRAGIC. WELL, IT CAN WHEN I TELL THAT YOU THAT WAS A PITCH MADE TO BRIE LARSON. WHAT MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER IS SHE WAS ON THE SHOW TO PROMOTE THE MOVIE ROOM AT THE TIME. WHO IS RESPONSIBLE, WHO WROTE SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF CHEESE. C.E.O. C.E.O., NO. >>-- CCECE, NO. >> YEAH, I LOVE CHEESE. >> James: I DONE THINK THIS IS IS SONG IS WHETHER YOU LIKE CHEESE OR NOT T IS JUST A LEGITIMATE PITCH THAT WENT IN AND WE THOUGHT OH BRIE LARSON, SHE WILL FIND THIS HILARIOUS. >> HER LAST NAME IS CHEESE. >> James: NO, HER FIRST NAME IS CHEESE. >> OH, RIGHT. >> James: YOU CAN-- YOU WHAT? DID WE ALSO PITCH THAT TO ALISON BRIE, SHUT UP, NO WE DIDN'T. ARE YOU SERIOUS? WE PITCHED IT TO BRIE LARSON AND TO ALLISON BRIE? >> I MEAN I THINK YOU ARE DEVAL EWING THE-- DEVAL EWING IT. >> James: I DON'T KNOW THAT I AM, LET'S HAVE ANOTHER ONE, THIS PITCH T WASN'T A PITCH THAT WAS MADE WHEN THE LAST DANCE HAD JUST COME OUT, THE HOTTEST SHOW ON TV AT THE TIME. THIS IS JAY-Z'S BIG PIMPIN, IF IT WERE ALL ABOUT THE LEGENDARY FORWARD FOR THE CHICAGO BULLS SCOTTIE PIPPEN AND YOU CAN GUESS WHAT IT IS CALLED. WE DO IT. ♪ BIG PIP. ♪ SCOTTEE P, CHECK HIM OUT NOW. ♪ BIG PIP, HE WILL BLOCK YOUR THREE. ♪ HE IS A BIG PIP IN THE 90 ITSEE. ♪ IT IS OKAY BUT HIS DEFENSE WAS KEY. >> James: I LIKE IT, I DO. I DON'T EVEN NEED TO ASK WHERE THAT CAME FROM. IT CAME STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART OF CARMEL. >> NO, THAT WAS LAUREN. >> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. THAT IS A. >> ONE OF THE GREATEST SMALL FORWARDS OF ALL TIME, HE HAD TO HAVE HIS OWN. >> THAT IS A GREEN BIRD JOINT. >> James: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT YOU HAD THOSE SORTS OF RHYMES IN YOUR LOCKER. >> THERE IS A LOT YOU DON'T KNOW, JAMES. >> James: ALL RIGHT, NOW THIS NEXT ONE, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT, IS 100 PERCENT TRUE AND THIS SONG VERY NEARLY MADE IT ON THE SHOW, A PARODY OF CARDI B'S I LIKE IT THAT WAS WRITTEN ESPECIALLY FOR JIMMIE BUFFETT. JIMMIE BUFFETT AGREED TO DO IT AND AT THE LAST MINUTE ON THE DAY HE CANCELLED HIS APPEARANCE ON THE SHOW. HE SAID HE WAS UNWELL. -- WHETHER WE BELIEVE HIM ISN'T THE POINT, THIS IS IT'S JIMMIE BUFFETT. >> YEAH BABY. ♪ IT'S JIMMIE BUFFET. ♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU. ♪ HE LIKES TEQUILA WITH A LIME. ♪ UNDER HE LIKES FISHING WITH A REAL. ♪ ALL HIS SHIRTS ARE HAWAIIAN. ♪ >> James: DAVE, DO YOU EVER GO HOME AND LIKE YOU KNOW, YOUR BOYFRIEND WILL BE LIKE OH, WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY. AND YOU WILL BE TOO EMBARRASSED TO TELL HIM? >> YEAH, HE STOPPED ASKING. >> James: CECE, YOU WROTE THIS SONG. ON HEARING IT A SECOND TIME DO YOU BELIEVE THAT JIMMIE BUFFETT WAS SICK OR DO YOU BELIEVE THAT ON THE MORNING OF HIS APPEARANCE HIS PUBLICIST PLAYED HIM THE SOJ AND HE WAS LIKE GET ME OUT OF THIS SHOW RIGHT NOW? >> I THINK IT WAS THAT ONE. >> I'M AFRAID THAT PEOPLE THINK THAT THIS IS A BIT THAT WE CAME UP WITH, WHERE WE JUST WROTE ALL THIS STUFF LAST WEEK. >> James: NO. >> TWO HOURS AWAY FROM DOING THAT ON THE SHOW. >> James: TWO HOURS AWAY. ME AND JIMMIE BUTCH ET IN HAWAIIAN SHIRTS, CROCS, I LIKE IT LIKE THAT. ♪. >> IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT. >> James: WOULD IT? (LAUGHTER) >> JUST TO BE QUICK, JIMMIE BUFFETT BACKED OUT. YOU WERE ON BOARD. (LAUGHTER) >> WE WRITE A LOT OF STUFF AND YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF A THROW IT AT THE WALL AND SEE WHAT STICKS. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO DECIDED THAT STUCK. >> James: I HONESTLY NEVER EVEN SEEN IT LIKE THAT AND THEN YOU ARE-- WOW. THAT'S GIVE ONLY-- GIVEN ME A LOT TO THINK ABOUT. THAT WAS PARODY SONGS, WORTH LESS THAN TEN SECONDS OF WHY YOU ARE TIME, THANK YOU JIMMIE BUFFETT, THANK YOU FOR GETTING ME OUT OF IT.
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