Name: No. 45 Conspicuously Absent As Ex-Presidents Band Together For Vaccine PSA
Uploaded: 2021-03-12T18:20:24.000Z
Duration: 12 min 18 s
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yes, I am wearing my springtime greys, because check your

calendar -- IF YOU'RE UNFAMILIAR WITH THAT

TERM, IT'S A LIST OF THE MONTHS THAT USED TO MARK THE PASSAGE OF

AND TODAY MARKS ONE YEAR SINCE THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION

PRIOR TO THAT, IT WAS ACTUALLY CATEGORIZED AS A LEGUME.

I THINK WE ALL REMEMBER WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE HEARD THE NEWS,

OF COURSE, IT'S ALSO THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE FIRST

NONE OF US IMAGINED THAT THIS WOULD ALL STILL BE GOING ON A

CASE IN POINT-- I THOUGHT I WAS PESSIMISTIC WHEN I SAID THIS IN

THE FIRST SHOW WE DID AFTER LEAVING THE THEATER:

PEOPLE ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY HAVE HUNKERED DOWN IN THEIR

THE C.D.C. IS SAYING THIS COULD GO ON FOR THE NEXT EIGHT WEEKS.

IT'S WORSE THAN WAITING FOR THE CABLE GUY.

THE C.D.C. SHOULD HAVE JUST ISSUED A STATEMENT, "YOUR

PLEASE BE HOME BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 8:00 A.M. AND THREE YEARS

TOMORROW NIGHT, IN HONOR OF OUR YEAR IN CAPTIVITY, WE'RE

PRESENTING "A LATE SHOW'S QUARANNIVERSARY SPECIAL: THE

YEAR THAT TOOK 100 YEARS BUT WAS ALSO SOMEHOW ONE LONG DAY."

I'LL BE TAKING A LOOK BACK AT THE PANDEMIC, WITH MY GUEST

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE COMMEMORATING THE PANDEMIC

TONIGHT, PRESIDENT BIDEN TRIED TO STEAL MY THUNDER BY GIVING

HIS FIRST PRIME-TIME ADDRESS SINCE TAKING OFFICE.

NOW, I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SPEECH YET, BECAUSE WE TAPED THIS

BUT APPARENTLY THE BIG BOMBSHELL IS THAT THE PRESIDENT WANTS ALL

ADULT AMERICANS TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR THE VACCINE NO LATER THAN

I JUST WANT TO SAY-- AND I MEAN THIS IN THE MOST HOPEFUL WAY

BIDEN IS LOOKING BEYOND MAY BECAUSE HE'S ALSO EXPECTED TO

SAY, "TOGETHER, WE CAN ALL CELEBRATE A MORE NORMAL FOURTH

FINALLY, WE CAN ONCE AGAIN GATHER ON THE FOURTH OF JULY TO

IT REMINDS ME OF THAT FAMOUS SCENE IN INDEPENDENCE DAY.

>> WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!

>> Stephen: TO GIVE OUT ALL OF THESE SHOTS, BIDEN IS EXPECTED

TO ANNOUNCE THAT DENTISTS AND VETERINARIANS WILL BE ABLE TO

THEY'LL HAVE THE PFIZER, THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON, THE MODERNA,

THE WHITE HOUSE SAID THE SPEECH WOULD BE ROUGHLY 18 MINUTES.

WHY NOT JUST SAY "20 MINUTES?" AMERICANS CAN HANDLE AN EXTRA

BUT I SUPPOSE IT'S EASY TO BE THAT PRECISE WHEN YOU KNOW THE

PRESIDENT IS ACTUALLY GOING TO READ THE SCRIPT AND NOT GO ON

TANGENTS ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO USE A LOW-FLO TOILET ON A SEX

AIDES SAID THAT THE SPEECH WOULD PAY TRIBUTE TO THE SACRIFICES

AMERICANS HAVE MADE DURING THE PANDEMIC, WHILE PREVIEWING A

SOUNDS NICE, BUT WHAT THE HELL CONSTITUTES NORMALCY?

EVEN BEFORE COVID, THERE WAS SYSTEMIC RACISM, GLOBAL WARMING,

HALF OF US HEARD "YANNI," HALF OF US HEARD "LAUREL"!

OUR NEW PRESIDENT IS DOING ALL HE CAN TO GET VACCINES INTO AS

AND HE'S GETTING HELP FROM HIS PREDECESSORS WITH THIS NEW

>> RIGHT NOW, THE COVID-19 VACCINES ARE AVAILABLE TO

AND SOON, THEY WILL BE AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE.

IT WILL PROTECT YOU AND THOSE YOU LOVE FROM THIS DANGEROUS AND

>> I WANT TO GO BACK TO WORK AND I WANT TO BE ABLE TO MOVE

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