Name: Trump’s COVID-19 Vaccine Outburst, Prince William Defends Royal Family | The Tonight Show
Uploaded: 2021-03-12T18:20:12.000Z
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-Thank you very much, everyone. Thank you, thank you.

Welcome, welcome to "The Tonight Show," everybody.

and that marks a pretty big anniversary around the world.

-One year ago today -- -Exactly one year ago.

-It's been one year. -The nation marks one year

-Yeah, the past year was just like flying United Airlines.

The engine fell off, but somehow we still made it.

that we had our last show with a full audience.

Six days later, I did the show from home,

and six days after that, both my kids had agents.

That's right. It's been a year living through the pandemic,

and to mark the occasion, President Biden

delivered his first prime-time address to the nation.

The media has been calling Biden the "healer-in-chief,"

The only thing he can't "heel" is a German Shepherd

"Don't worry about it. He'll tire himself out."

Honestly, it was just nice to see a presidential speech

where the teleprompter didn't say, "Ad-lib insane conspiracy."

Meanwhile, I saw there's a new PSA calling on Americans

all the living former presidents, except for Trump.

-We've lost enough people and we've suffered enough damage.

-Important for our fellow citizens to get vaccinated.

while Trump was like, "Wow, no Martin Sheen."

Yeah, it feels like Trump's gonna always be the one diva

cast member who won't come back for the reunion.

-"I hope everyone remembers when they're getting the COVID-19,

often referred to as the China virus, vaccine,

you wouldn't be getting that beautiful shot

and probably wouldn't be getting it at all.

I do want to remind him though that for us to remember you,

Well, guys, baseball season is right around the corner,

-The Texas Rangers will be the first major professional team

in the U.S. to allow full-capacity crowds

The team says that it will allow just over 40,000 fans

at its April 5th home opener at Globe Life Field.

"Everyone, please rise, cough on each other

and join us in creating the fourth wave."

I don't know if we're quite ready for an event

where an entire row of people passes $10 one way,

The players are like, "Well, we're not coming, but have fun.

Yeah, Rangers fans are excited to be at a packed ballpark

where they can catch a foul ball, a home run,

Four days after Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's interview,

Prince William made his first comment to the press.

After hearing that, for the very first time in her life,

Meanwhile, a 7-year-old on a swing was like,

I'm not saying Prince William was desperate,

but eventually he yelled, "Is that Piers Morgan?" and ran.

And finally, last night was the season premiere

and the snail turned out to be someone you might not expect.

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