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  • boy, You're great.

  • That's wonderful.

  • Oh, yes, them.

  • You're great.

  • Thank you.

  • Oh, absolutely.

  • Well, thank you very much for coming on the show.

  • And my pleasure, actually.

  • A fan of the naked gun pictures.

  • Thank you.

  • Renewing old acquaintances.

  • Remember back on Saturday night?

  • That's right.

  • I was working there when you were there.

  • That's right.

  • Yeah, I got to coffee.

  • You chewed me out.

  • You know you didn't blow maintenance?

  • No, I got you, t.

  • And you chewed me out.

  • Now, no, I'm oh to you.

  • Sometimes I'm a very angry, angry guy.

  • No, actually, I'm a I'm a big fan of those pictures because I love the way you play it so straight.

  • I love the way.

  • I guess the director told you it's not a comedy act as though this is deadly serious.

  • You'll be the director.

  • The thing is that we know that we're being funny, but you can't let the audience know for one second that you're trying to be funny.

  • Not for one second.

  • Although I will do almost anything I can for a laugh.

  • Yeah, Yeah, I said almost.

  • I didn't say I would do anything for a laugh.

  • What have you got there.

  • A little personal you'd like to see.

  • See it?

  • That's what I have.

  • 30 is right there.

  • What the hell are you doing?

  • What is the What is the Hold it.

  • Let's show this.

  • You heard the rude noises that it makes.

  • Yes, I I nothing but fun.

  • I got that for the man in Oklahoma City.

  • Jack Martin, Because the senior golf pro And one night, he said, Lastly, I'm going to give you something to change your life.

  • It did to ever had nothing but laughs.

  • Do you?

  • You don't carry this around everywhere.

  • I do not travel anywhere alone.

  • That goes with me all over.

  • You're a grown man.

  • What are you doing?

  • Sure A man?

  • No, really.

  • You bring this thing wherever you go.

  • Oh, yeah, Yeah.

  • You never can tell.

  • It always comes in handy, and you never can tell when there's a certain amount of pomposity or somebody who's making you play a particular role.

  • And if you just shake hands with somebody, it's How do you do?

  • Very nice.

  • A tremendous Griff.

  • It's a defense.

  • I'm working so hard, so hard to establish my credibility.

  • And in three seconds, this establishes credibility now, have you?

  • Now you say you say you take this everywhere and I've actually heard that you do.

  • I didn't really think you'd take it out here tonight.

  • I I was praying.

  • But you take this wherever you go, have have you taken it anywhere Where you now think it may have been inappropriate?

  • Well, you're always taking a chance.

  • I'll tell you.

  • And there are, You know, when you're doing any kind of comedy, there's just no way that there's not gonna come that time when you step over the line.

  • But that's because of the chance you take.

  • And they're just gonna be sometimes, especially with this where you seem to step over the line.

  • And in that case, you know, I say, Look, I I'm really playing.

  • I've got a secret.

  • I know I'm doing like a kind of a practical joke, so I'll apologize, or I'll show the people sometimes it doesn't work, But then you have to just rely on your insensitivity.

  • I have a seminar insensitivity if you like.

  • And I can I would I would like to sign up for that for the insensitivity course.

  • Downside.

  • You know, sometimes you can be feeling good and not know it.

  • Yeah, I would go back to this thing, you know?

  • No.

  • Uh, but do women enjoy this joke?

  • I'm just curious.

  • I'll tell you one, like you're on a date and you do that.

  • Do they immediately go here?

  • The guy for me?

  • It's the greatest way to find out whether a woman likes you or not For who you are to be accepted.

  • That's exactly it.

  • Be accepted for who you are.

  • You that hits the nail on head.

  • Well, I want you to let Andy hold it for the remainder of the show.

  • Okay.

  • Here you are, Andy.

  • All right.

  • Okay.

  • All right.

  • You know, squeeze it.

  • All right.

  • All right.

  • And then Naked Gun pictures.

  • You're coming out with another one coming naked gun.

  • 33 a third and making making up.

  • 33 the third.

  • The final insult.

  • And it will be out on March the 19th.

  • And I swear, I think it's as funny as the first two, if not funnier.

  • All right, well, we will just have to step away for a second.

  • We'll come right back and find out more about this.

  • And Andy will hold on to your little machine of Doom.

  • We'll be right back with more Leslie Nielsen in just a second.

boy, You're great.

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