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  • How you doing, Chris?

  • What's going on, my man?

  • How are you feeling?

  • I'm feeling okay.

  • I'm getting by.

  • I'm ready for all this to be over.

  • I'm ready to get out there.

  • Have fun.

  • I know you've been hanging out.

  • Is it?

  • Is your place outside Atlanta?

  • Is that where it is?

  • No.

  • I mean, it's outside of Atlanta.

  • So it's just one of the suburbs College park where I grew up with.

  • Cool.

  • Yeah, you can say that now.

  • Now, tell me about this.

  • You're hanging out on a pretty substantial property I don't want You don't want to brag, but I'll brag on your behalf.

  • You've got, like, 22 acres.

  • Is that right?

  • Yes, I do, man.

  • And I mean, if I was going to be quarantined anywhere, this would definitely be the place to be so 22 acres of land.

  • I'm able to I don't know if you noticed or not, but I have all women in my household.

  • So I have three daughters.

  • All right.

  • No sons.

  • I have wife.

  • Her mother comes and visits.

  • My mother comes to visit.

  • The only other pair of balls in this household is the dog and me and him walk outside every 15 minutes to get away from all of this estrogen that's in this household.

  • 22 acres of land is great.

  • Thank you.

  • I've got two things to say.

  • First, I'm impressed that your dog still has his balls.

  • Uh, because that was the first thing to go.

  • Um, they took mine when they took my dogs.

  • Uh, and then the other thing is, I got to say, you got 22 acres.

  • It's perfect.

  • Like, if there was a zombie apocalypse, I would say, Get me to Chris Ludacris Bridges House.

  • I want to hang out there.

  • You've got a secure perimeter, right?

  • This is the perfect place to be absolutely.

  • And a dog who will do anything for me because he wants to get out of this house full of women just as much as I do.

  • So, yes, If anyone comes anywhere close, he's Adam.

  • Believe that.

  • And I can't take his balls away because we're the only two with a pair of balls.

  • I don't want to be the only pair of balls, so wait a minute.

  • So you've got all these women in the house.

  • Do you handle that?

  • Well, do you like being the only guy?

  • Or do you really wish the dog aside?

  • There was another guy hanging around and are And are you inviting me over?

  • Is that's what's happening.

  • You are 100% invited over and to answer your original question, you know, to be honest, it's more of an investment, because when you have all these women, you know later on in life, they're going to take care of you.

  • You know what I'm saying?

  • If you have sons, what I've heard is they don't really give a damn when you get older.

  • But when you have daughters, you get older and they take care of you.

  • So it's an investment, so it's something to look forward to.

  • This is what I tell my kids all the time.

  • Sometime in the next five years, you're gonna have to start carrying me to the toilet.

  • That's and not because I'm infirm.

  • Just because I'm too late, I'm just gonna go limp and you got it.

  • That's your job.

  • I've done a lot.

  • Once I pay for college, you're carrying me to the toilet.

  • That's what's happened.

  • I hope you got some strong kids because you are one call mother, so I don't know how much I can tell you.

  • It's gonna be They're gonna have to carry a lot of them caring you goddammit man.

  • Yeah, I know I gotta It's gonna take a lot of people.

  • Now.

  • I understand you've got a tennis court that you weren't using before on your property.

  • But now, here's the thing I've noticed about this pandemic.

  • We're all starting to do things we weren't doing before you started using your tennis court.

  • Right?

  • Well, listen, this tennis court and you can look on my social media if you want to.

  • The tennis court was just on my property for, like, over 10 years, just riding.

  • I even had a lyric in a song where I said, My my tennis court is rotten.

  • And I'm waiting on Serena like waiting on civilian Serena Williams in order to play.

  • So now I just redid the whole court because I was bored as hell at home.

  • And now I started playing on it.

  • So I'm loving playing tennis and learning to the game.

  • And, uh, I feel like in about a couple of weeks or so, I'll be ready for the Masters win, Milton.

  • Whatever you guys want to throw out, Right.

  • Okay, so you're also good at golf because masters golf.

  • Sorry, I had to say that.

  • You know, what I meant to say was I'm a master.

  • Yes.

  • I'll be ready for any of the master.

  • There you go.

  • Consider themselves as masters in the tennis.

  • Very good.

  • So that's a very good save.

  • Which means you are ready.

  • You have all the requisite skills.

  • What about your house?

  • I imagine this is a big house.

  • Are you Are you using every room in your house?

  • Are you finding like you're using spaces?

  • Like during this quarantine?

  • I started using my dining room.

  • I wasn't using my dining room a lot, and we would use it, but it was always just for company.

  • And now I try and go in there just because it's a different space.

  • I'm finding new uses for things.

  • Let me let you in on a little secret.

  • Coney.

  • I used every room in this house before I was married, but I don't want to get in trouble.

  • Okay, so I'm just gonna believe that alone.

  • Yes, I have used every room in this house.

  • Okay, let me just I don't want to get you in trouble, but when you're a single man, you've used every room in the house.

  • Oh, for sure.

  • And now that I'm a married man, I'm still using every room in the house.

  • Very nice.

  • I've even added on rooms in order to, you know, make sure that we use more rooms that weren't here before the whole point for So Okay.

  • So even before you were using the tennis court for tennis, you were using the tennis court.

  • I was using the tennis court for golf because I wanted to go to the mask.

  • I was just hitting random golf ball on a rotting tennis court.

  • Very right.

  • And it would look like grass.

  • That's what I'm trying to say.

  • I love it.

  • I love it.

  • It all comes together very nice.

How you doing, Chris?

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    林宜悉 posted on 2021/03/11
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