WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE COMING.

THAT'S SO GREAT.

OH!

THANK YOU.

NO ONE SAID YOU WERE COMING, AND WE WANTED YOU TO STOP BY, DIDN'T

WE.

>> YEAH.

>> James: LOOK WHO IS HERE, IAN.

LOOK WHO-- OH.

>> WOW.

>> James:OFF'S BEEN TESTED.

GREAT, OH, I'M SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE.

AND WE'RE HAPPY YOU ARE HERE.

NOT-- YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO ELSE IS HERE, TREVOR NOAH.

YEAH, POPPING BY LATER.

AND YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS, YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS POPPING BY?

GROUPLOVE.

WITH SOME MUSIC.

IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT NIGHT.

GOING TO BE A GREAT, GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE GREAT NIGHTS,

TREVOR NOAH I'M EXCITED TO SEE TREVOR.

TREVOR IS HERE.

>> TREVOR IS CLEVER.

>> James: TREVOR IS CLEVER, HE IS A NOAH IT ALL.

IT IS THAT TYPE OF SHOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING.

>> THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

>> James: GET OVER IT.

TREVOR'S HERE.

HE'S IN L.A. BECAUSE HE IS HOSTING THE GRAMMYS ON SUNDAY.

YEAH, I'M EXCITED FOR THE GRAMMYS.

I THINK IT IS GOING TO BE ELECTRIC.

FAN YOU ARE SOME WHAT MUSICALLY INCLINED, WILL YOU BE WATCHING

THE GRAMMYS?

>> HOW DO YOU WATCH IT?

>> ISN'T IT ON CBS.

>> James: HOW DO YOU THINK YOU WATCH IT.

>> LIKE A SMALL SELECTED CLIP ON TWITTER?

>> James: YES, THAT IS ONE WAY TO WATCH THE SHOW.

>> YEAH.

>> James: BUT IT'S ALSO GOING TO BE ON CBS, 5 P.M.

>> IT'S GOING TO BE LIVE.

>> James: LIVE, LIVE.

>> OKAY AND THAT IS CBS'S STREAMING SERVICE AS WELL.

>> James: ALSO I IMAGINE ON PARAMOUNT PLUS, WILL IT, ROB?

>> I THINK SO, SHOULD BE.

>> James: PM PLUS, YOU KNOW, YEAH.

>> James: PMP.

P, P, I WATCH IT ON PP.

>> SAW IT ON PP, YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SAYING.

>> James: YOU WATCH THE GRAMMYS, I SAW IT ON PP.

PARAMOUNT PLUS.

[BLEEP] (LAUGHTER)

I AM EXCITED.

DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS ON, IAN, DO YOU KNOW WHO IS ON, DO YOU

KNOW THE LINE-UP, ON THE GRAMMYS.

>> I KNOW HARRY STYLES IS ON THERE.

>> James: HARRY STYLES, I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING, I HAVE SEEN

A PHOTO OF WHAT HARRY IS WEARING.

ALL I'M GOING TO SAY IS GET READY.

>> Reggie: U OH.

>> James: I WILL TELL YOU IN THE BREAK, I DON'T WANT TO TELL

YOU NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF HE WANTS THE REVEAL, IT IS NOT A

BIG REVEAL,.

>> Reggie: I HAVE A PREDICTION, BLOWS, PEARL

NECKLACE.

>> FUN SAILOR OUTFIT.

>> BIG OLD LOLLIPOP RPS YEAH.

>> James: ONE OF THOSE IS RIGHT.

YEAH.

>> Reggie: WOW.

>> James: HARRY IS ON, BILLIE EILISH, CARDI B.

>> TAY, TAY, MEGAN THE STALLION, DUA LIPA.

LIL' BABY S LITTLE BABY-- LIL' BABY.

>> KENNY LOGINS.

>> CULTURE CLUB.

>> James: CULTURE CLUB ARE DOING A THING WITH MEATLOAF.

>> Reggie: CAN'T WAIT.

>> James: CULTURE CLUB AND MEATLOAF.

WHO ELSE IS ON,IOIO YO-YO MA, YO-YO MA AND.

>> THAT MAKES SENSE, YO-YO MA WAS THE DRAKE OF YO-YO MA ERA.

>> James: HE WAS, A MASSIVE LINE-UP.

BTS.

>> OH YEAH, YES,.

>> James: BTS ROLLING IN.

>> Reggie: THEY'RE GREAT.

>> James: BRINGING SOME DYNAMITE TO THE SHOW, I HOPE.

>> WILSON PHILIPS.

>> James: WILSON PHILIPS, WILSON PHILIPS AND WILSON

PHILIPS AND THE BANGLES.

>> OH.

>> James: THEY ARE DOING HE INTERNAL FLAME, MANIC MONDAY

MASHUP.

>> BATTLE OF THE BANDS KIND OF THING.

>> James: HE DOES TWO MINUTES, THEY DO TWO MINUTES.

>> SLIP KNOT ARE PLAYING.

>> James: SLIP KNOT DOING A SONG WITH SELENA GOMEZ.

>> THAT MAKES SENSE, BECAUSE GOMEZ SAID I'M SLIP KNOT FAN.

>> James: SLIP KNOT.

>> IT IS CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF BUT YOU REALLY WISH THEY

WOULD.

>> James: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

CAN I ALSO SAY AND I AM ABOUT TO MAKE A REQUEST, ROB, AT THIS

STAGE OF THE SHOW, MY NEPHEW JOE TURNED 18 TODAY.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEL.

18.

18.

I CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND IT.

>> I DON'T THINK THAT IS STAYING IN.

[BLEEP] >> James: IT'S STAYING IN.

>> 18, THAT'S AMAZING.

>> Reggie: HE CAN DRINK.

>> James: HE CAN HAVE HIS FIRST TASTE OF ALCOHOL.

I SAID TO HIM ON FACETIME, I SAID, YEAH, HAVE YOU HAD YOUR

FIRST TASTE OF ALCOHOL.

AND HE WENT I HAVE HAD ONE BEER, I'M WASTED.

YEAH, 18.

>> Reggie: THAT'S AMAZING.

>> James: WELL, THE HOUSE PASSED THE SENATE VERSION OF THE

CORONAVIRUS STIMULUS BILL TODAY.

GENUINELY BIG NEWS, WHICH MEANS THAT PEOPLE COULD RECEIVE THEIR

$1400 STIMULUS CHECKS BY THE END OF THE MONTH.

WHAT ABOUT THAT?

YEAH.

HUGE NEWS.

WITH 1400 DOLLARS A YEAR INTO THE PANDEMIC YOU CAN FINALLY PAY

MAY 2020'S RENT.

THE MONEY WILL BE GOING OUT SOON.

AND REALLY WHAT'S MORE REASSURING THAN THE PHRASE DON'T

WORRY, THE CHECK'S IN THE MAIL.

STIMULUS BILL, I LIKE THE WORLD, SOUNDS LIKE THE LAMEST COW BUOY

OF ALL TIMESK I'M STIMULUS BILL COMING TO HUNT YOU DOWN.

WHAT IS STIMULUS BILL KNOWN FOR, KNOWN FOR THROUGHOUT THE WEST.

>> SLOWEST GUN IN THE WEST.

>> THAT'S RIGHT, STIMULUS BILL.

STIMULUS BILL, ALL PRACTICALLY JUMP START YOUR ECONOMY THROUGH

A NUMBER OF SUPPLY SIDE ECONOMIC MEASURES.

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: THAT'S NOT ONLY BIG NEWS.

FROM CAPITOL HILLED TODAY OVER IN THE SENATE MERRICK GARLAND

WAS OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED AS ATTORNEY GENERAL.

YOU MAY REMEMBER GARLAND FROM WHEN PRESIDENT OBAMA NOMINATED

HIM TO THE SUPREME COURT BACK IF 2016 BUT THE REPUBLICAN SENATE

WOULDN'T EVEN BRING IT TO A VOTE.

I LOVE IT.

I LOVE IT WHEN A CHARACTER FROM SEASON ONE POPS BACK UP IN

SEASON FIVE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, A LITTLE TREAT FOR THE

I THINK MERRICK GARLAND WILL BE A GOOD ATTORNEY GENERAL, I DO,

DO YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW?

BECAUSE A, HE'S AN ATTORNEY, AND AS A MAN, HE IS KIND OF GENERAL.

ALSO TODAY PRESIDENT BIDEN ANNOUNCED PLANS TO SECURE 100

MILLION ADDITIONAL DOSES OF THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON VACCINE.

YEAH.

A HUNDRED MILLION MORE JOHNSON & JOHNSON VACCINE DOSES OR AS IT

IS BETTER KNOWN, JOHNSON AND JOHNSON AND JOHNSON, AND JOHNON,

AND JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND

JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON, AND

JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON,

JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON,

JOHNSON & JOHNSON, JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

♪ JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

♪ JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

♪ JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

♪ JOHNSON JOHNSON.

♪ JOHNSON.

♪ THAT SHOULD BE THE SHOW, RIGHT, ROB?

(LAUGHTER) IN OTHER VACCINE NEWS ALASKA HAS

BECOME THE FIRST STATE TO MAKE COVID VACCINES AVAILABLE TO

EVERYONE OVER THE AGE OF 16.

YES, SO THAT'S ALL FOR US.

WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT LIVE IN ANCHORAGE.

EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE STATE OF ALASKA CAN GET VACCINATED NOW.

SO WE WOULD LIKE TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO BOTH OF YOU.

ALTHOUGH I WILL SAY YOU REALLY HAVE TO READ THE FINE PRINT

BECAUSE IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 FIRST YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF

BY WRESTLING A CHINOOK SALMON OUT OF THE MOUTH OF A GRIZZLY

BEAR.

HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR SALMON.

>> ME?

ANYWAY CAN I GET T REALLY, I DO, I LIKE A SALMON.

JUST A TINIEST BIT OF BUTTER AND SOME LEMON.

LET THE SAMON DO THE WORK.

>> James: LET THE SAMON DO THE WORK, ARE YOU RIGHT.

>> LET THE SALMON DO THE WORK.

LET THE SALMON DO THE WORK.

LET THE SALMON DO THE WORK.

LET THE SALMON DO THE WORK.

♪ LET THE SALMON DO THE WORK.

♪ LET THE SAMON.

♪ JOHNSON & JOHNSON.

♪ DO THE SAMON.

♪.

>> AND DID EVERYONE SEE THIS?

>> IS THIS A TV SHOW?

WITH ITS.

>> IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT MONOLOGUE TONIGHT.

>> James: IS IT?

SUPPOSED TO BE A SHORT ONE.

>> YEAH.

>> WE ARE A LITTLE TIGHT.

>> James: WHY.

>> WE HAVE A LONG INTERVIEW WITH TREVOR NOAH.

>> James: THAT'S ALL RIGHT, HE'LL BE FINE WITH T WHEN HE

COMES DOWN, A FEW LESS QUESTIONS.

>> OKAYS I WILL CHECK IN WITH HIM BACKSTAGE.

>> James: WE WILL BE FINE AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T DO A BIG

ELABORATE ENT RANCE.

-- ENTRANCE.

>> NICE.

>> James: AN IMPORTANT SAFETY NOTICE, THE CAR COMPANY KIA IS

RECALLING 380,000 VEHICLES AND INSTRUCTING OWNERS TO NOT PARK

THEM IN A GARAGE BECAUSE THEY CAN BURST INTO FLAMES.

OTHER THAN THAT, THEY'RE COMPLETELY SAFE.

PEOPLE ACTUALLY PUT THEIR CARS IN THE GARAGE.

I THOUGHT GARAGES WERE FOR HOSTING LATE NIGHT TALK SHOWS

DURING CORONAVIRUS.

AND FINALLY WE WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS, A PYTHON JUST SOLD FOR

$6,000 BUT IT'S NOT ANY ORDINARY PYTHON.

IT HAS THREE SMILEY FACE EMOJIS ON ITS BODY.

HERE YOU SEE, THIS IS REAL.

LOOK AT THAT.

YEAH, AT LEAST YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK AT WHILE IT

STRANGE ELS YOU.

YEAH, BUT THIS BIZARRE PYTHON WITH THREE SMILEY FACES SOLD FOR

6,000 DOLLARS.

BUT IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, THIS PYTHON IS STILL UP FOR GRABS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH TREVOR NOAH EVERYBODY.