Name: Quarantinewhile... It's Chipotle You Can Wear!
Uploaded: 2021-03-10T19:20:34.000Z
Duration: 6 min 56 s
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♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK,

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Jon: WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH

>> Stephen: I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE YOU IN A LITTLE CLUB AGAIN.

THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO IN THE CITY IS JUST GO

DOWN TO A LITTLE CLUB, SEE YOU PLAY, HAVE A LITTLE ADULT-- A

LITTLE ADULT BEVERAGE WITH MY LOVELY LADY.

AND THEN JUST-- IT'S THE MOST ELEVATING, ILLUMINATING,

HOW LONG BEFORE YOU'RE PLAYING IN A CLUB AGAIN?

>> Jon: WOOO"H" I'LL PROBABLY GIVE IT... I'M GOING TO SAY BY

THE END OF THE SUMMER WE'LL BE IN THERE, WE'LL BE SHABIN.

MAYBE EVEN THE BEGINNING OF THE SUMMER, WHO KNOWS.

BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO GET OUT OF HERE, JON.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE CELEBRATING THIS FRIDAY--

>> Stephen: THIS FRIDAY IS ONE YEAR SINCE WE HAD TO BUG OUT OF

THE SULLIVAN TO GET AWAY FROM COVID AND EACH OTHER.

>> Stephen: ONE OF US DOESN'T LOOK A DAY OLDER.

>> Jon: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE IT WAS LONGER THAN A

>> Stephen: I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE AN

>> Stephen: THERE IS NO BETTER AUDIENCE THAN EVIE, BUT I WISH

JON, DO YOU HAVE ANY MUSIC-- WHAT COMES TO YOU WHEN YOU THINK

>> Stephen: YOU KNOW I SPEND A LOT OF TIME FELLING THE

STURDIEST, MOST TOPICAL NEWS TREES, SHAVING THE FINEST OAK

PLANKS, RAISING THE TALLEST MAST, AND CAREFULLY DRAWING THE

PERFECT CAMBER ON THE SAILS TO CREATE FOR YOU THE MIGHTY VIKING

BUT SOMETIMES, JUST SOMETIMES, FOLKS, I STUMBLE ONTO A DIRTY

BEACH WHILE ON THE RUN AFTER GETTING CAUGHT MATCH-FIXING AT

AN UNDERGROUND FIGHT CLUB, SO I GRAB SOME HALF-EMPTY PLASTIC

BOTTLES, A TOWEL I STOLE FROM AN UNSUSPECTING RETIRED COUPLE,

THEN RIP SOME ELECTRICAL WIRE OUT OF A MOTEL SHUTTLE BUS,

WHICH I USE TO BIND IT ALL TO AN AIR MATTRESS I FISHED OUT OF THE

DUMPSTER BEHIND THE TWISTICREAM TO ASSEMBLE THE UNSEAWORTHY

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN BLASTING AWAY AT CREATURES

IN "HALO" AND THOUGHT, "I WISH I COULD EAT THEM," GREAT NEWS:

PRINGLES AND MICROSOFT HAVE ANNOUNCED A "NEW 'HALO' POTATO

NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD TASTE LIKE, BUT HOPEFULLY

THIS WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL GAME CHARACTER FOOD PROMOTION

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN CRIME NEWS, FOOTAGE OF A VERY DRAMATIC ART

THEFT IN NEW YORK CITY CAME OUT THIS WEEK.

NEW VIDEO SHOWS SUSPECTS SETTING UP A LADDER OUTSIDE A BRONX BAR

YOU SEE THEM HERE OUTSIDE ALFIE'S PLACE ON EAST 177th

POLICE SAY THE ONLY THING THEY TOOK WAS THIS HAND-PAINTED

PORTRAIT OF A DOG HANGING OUTSIDE THE BAR.

>> Stephen: HOW IN GOD'S NAME COULD THIS HAPPEN?

WHY WASN'T THERE A HIGH-TECH LASER SECURITY SYSTEM SET UP TO

PROTECT THIS PRICELESS MASTERPIECE OF A... SHEEPDOG

THE POLICE ARE ON THE OUTLOOK FOR THIS MAN.

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN SEA SLUG NEWS, "THESE SEA SLUGS CAN

DURING THE QUARANTINE, THEY THEY CAN POUND DOWN THE

SOURDOUGH AND DRINK NUTELLA, RIGHT OUT OF THE JAR, AND THEN

JUST CHOP OFF THEIR OWN HEAD AND LEAVE THEIR GARGANTUAN ASSES

AT LEAST SCIENCE HAS FINALLY EXPLAINED WHY SEA SLUGS ARE ALL

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