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  • Hey, it's me.

  • Just your friendly neighborhood, Spider Man.

  • Quick, they add the quick afterwards.

  • You don't need to do it yourself.

  • Sorry, I don't need to say it quick.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Hey, guys, Welcome to stir Crazy.

  • You may know my next guest as Huey from the boys.

  • The Internet loves him almost as much as adorable cat videos.

  • It's Jack Quaid.

  • Hello.

  • Hello, Josh.

  • Thank you for having me.

  • Congratulations on the boys, which has become this phenomenon.

  • I mean, my sense on the boys is this is the kind of show you probably love.

  • Even if you weren't on.

  • Is that fair to say for sure?

  • I was like when I first read the scripts for the first season.

  • I was like, If I don't play Huey, I need to be involved in this project in some way.

  • Did you know how much time you spend covered in blood when you signed up for this?

  • No.

  • No one told me they hid that from you, didn't they?

  • They don't lead with that.

  • They don't say by the way.

  • No, they didn't.

  • But it's kind of become my thing, which I never anticipated being a part of my life.

  • Do you feel naked when you don't have blood on you right now?

  • Do you feel exposed so exposed?

  • I need the blood to get into character.

  • So a couple of months ago, we found out that one of your notable fans of the show was none other than Barack Obama.

  • That was amazing.

  • The fact that he watches the show was just such an honor.

  • We're all still getting out about it.

  • Do you think this could lead to an actual friendship?

  • Do you have dreams of playing like Animal Crossing with Barack Obama?

  • Like, What's the dream, though?

  • That'd be amazing.

  • What video game would I want to play with Barack Obama?

  • That's a super smash, bro's Just because I don't know you know how.

  • Because with him, I didn't expect him to watch the boys.

  • So maybe out of nowhere, he's just like a really good super smash brothers player.

  • You obviously don't get to be an actual superhero in the show, but I want to give you opportunities going forward.

  • We want to create your superhero audition mixtape.

  • Let's start with that man.

  • Oh, man.

  • Okay, I'm ripping off Christian Bale.

  • I'm Batman and Uhh!

  • Somebody stole my falafel.

  • It was right here on top of this building, which maybe just fell down, but I think somebody stole it.

  • All right, That was That was No, That was a deleted scene from Dark Knight.

  • I remember that one.

  • Another icon, Superman.

  • What would your Superman be?

  • Jack?

  • Hello.

  • I'm Superman and I fight for truth, Justice and the American way.

  • Kryptonite is a thing.

  • I had a falafel here a second ago.

  • Where?

  • Jack.

  • Jack?

  • No, no, I'm sorry.

  • Sorry.

  • Are you hungry?

  • Do you just need superheroes?

  • They love falafel.

  • Got it?

  • Got it.

  • Let's go, Marvel.

  • Let's go.

  • Let's do Spider Man.

  • Hey, it's me.

  • Just your friendly neighborhood, Spider Man.

  • Three quick fuck!

  • They add the quick afterwards.

  • You don't need to do it yourself.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I don't need to say it quick.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • Uncle Ben, He's dead.

  • It me.

  • I had a falafel right on the edge of the right.

  • So sorry with this bit.

  • It's so bad that we're riding the falafel wave.

  • Stop now.

  • Let's see what Wonder woman has to say about falafel.

  • Let's see.

  • You're Wonder Woman Jack.

  • Well, okay.

  • All right.

  • I'm gonna find out who fucking stole my falafel.

  • Did you steal my level?

  • You steal my goddamn That's all I got.

  • She's really intense.

  • I wonder Woman is really intense.

  • Yeah, Reggie, How about Wolverine?

  • Immediately.

  • I did like a Robert Robert DeNiro face, so I'm just gonna go with a hey, Bob.

  • I can heal pretty fast Them say, Uhh.

  • I don't feel too fast.

  • You know what I say?

  • I'm never going to be a superhero in my life.

  • I've ruined your career.

  • I'm so sorry.

  • Do you ever do you ever get mistaken for other cell abstract?

  • I've gotten Adam Brody.

  • I've gotten rain, Wilson.

  • I've gotten Joel McHale.

  • Oh, Michael Shannon is the other one.

  • This is an honor.

  • Well, we've taken the liberty of seeing what?

  • That that the child of all those men would actually look like, Let's see, with some face morphing technology, if it actually looks like you.

  • So there's rain.

  • We start with rain, and then we add a little bill hater.

  • I think in right there was another one.

  • Sure.

  • Sure.

  • Then a little Michael Shannon.

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • And now let's let's add some more in some Joshua Jackson.

  • Some Brody some cold.

  • His face just keeps getting so much smaller.

  • What do you What do you think?

  • That's what I like.

  • Oh, no.

  • Oh, it's It's drooping, Jack.

  • Are those other lips?

  • Are those like, What is that?

  • Let's see when you match them all up.

  • Finally, this is the final product is what it would actually, Yeah.

  • Yeah, that's basically it.

  • I see it in a nutshell.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • The other day my job came off and it was really bro.

  • You probably are aware of this.

  • You must be aware of this check.

  • The Internet does have a preoccupation with you.

  • Are you aware that of this, like Instagram celebrity gossip site de moi and how they just talk about you constantly?

  • My friends tell me about it.

  • The way they pitched it to me was there's this gossip site that yeah, telling people that you're a nice guy.

  • I'm like, Cool.

  • I want to see if you have what it takes to be the Internet's next boyfriend.

  • Because there are certain things you have to satisfy to be an Internet boyfriend.

  • Okay, I'm the boyfriend of the entire Internet.

  • That's not gonna work out but let's give it a try.

  • Can you be like intellectual but playful, like Shalem style like you're super smart, but you kind of like I don't think I'm smart, but I could be playful.

  • Okay, okay, I don't know that.

  • This is why this is why I'm not the Internet boyfriend because I make that move.

  • I'll do this.

  • This satisfies the Internet.

  • I'll do this.

  • Will you adopt a British accent like to be like a Hiddleston or Cumberbatch?

  • Because that always works.

  • Sure, it's not going to be good, but I'll do it.

  • Let's hear it.

  • I want to hear it.

  • Oh, no.

  • Hello there.

  • It's not going to be good.

  • Fuck, It's not good.

  • I'm swearing a lot.

  • Can I do that?

  • Yes.

  • Are you willing to change your first name to Chris?

  • Because most of Internet boyfriends are named Chris Chris Quaid.

  • Chris Quaid is like a country musician.

  • Sure, I'll change my first name to Chris Short.

  • I'm very excited about your next shrouded in mystery project.

  • You've shot the new screen movie, which I'm very excited about it, too.

  • So it's not called screen five.

  • It's a little confusing, Jack, Let's be honest It's called screen.

  • It's called Scream.

  • It's called Scream.

  • Did people on set where people just calling it scream.

  • What?

  • Did you have a vote on?

  • What it should be called?

  • No.

  • On set.

  • We called it five cream because we thought, if you look at it, spelled out like the S is a five, you know?

  • So we called it.

  • We called it five cream, and we still call it five cream.

  • Uh, and the joke never stopped to the point where Oh, my God, I have it right here on my phone.

  • Hold on.

  • I had my friend make this T shirt as a wrapped gift, Ghostface holding up five creams.

  • And yeah, I'm gonna keep that to here forever.

  • I mean, I feel like if nothing else, it should be the new flavor at Ben and Jerry's.

  • The five cream?

  • Yes, this face, as any kind of like sweet treat spokesman is just incredible for me.

  • I know you can't say anything about your role.

  • Is it fair to say you at least, do you scream?

  • How are you as a screamer, a new screen queen?

  • I definitely scream and scream in five cream.

  • It's an interesting thing like the horror movie scream.

  • You can't rehearse it too much.

  • It just has to come out of you.

  • We do, actually.

  • Something on the show sometimes called primal scream therapy.

  • Should we try it?

  • Should we just see what?

  • But you just said not to overthink it.

  • What do we do?

  • We do scare me over Zoom.

  • I haven't yet looking down at my phone.

  • Nothing's wrong.

  • Mm.

  • Yeah.

  • Sorry.

  • Everyone in my building, another urine.

  • All these things I love Star Trek.

  • I was a big Star Trek fan growing up.

  • Were you a Star Trek guy?

  • Like Did you know An and Dorian from a Gorn before getting involved in Star Trek lower decks?

  • I remember going on like a date in high school to the first one, and it was just just peek awkward Me.

  • Well, now I have no Star Trek questions.

  • I just want to focus on awkward Jack, uh, that I'm curious about.

  • Let's let's let's dive deep into that part.

  • So what was what was awkward jacket, the that star Trek like awkward jacket?

  • Star Trek was was cystic acne that he thought he could cover up with, like makeup.

  • He probably stole from his mom's bathroom or something.

  • Um, and it was like a powder, and it was just like, flaking off of him all the time and everyone noticed.

  • Awkward.

  • Jack loves dancing but didn't know how to do it.

  • I like the idea of an enthusiastic dancer is not aware of.

  • How should he had answer.

  • They are, that's That's horrifying.

  • That's a shitty dancer.

  • But I There was a lot of this, and I don't know what I think.

  • This is dynamite.

  • I've got some.

  • Would you rather questions for you?

  • Would you rather chug whale guts or chug compound V Chuck Compound V See what happens?

  • I'm sick of whale guts.

  • Would you rather live inside the Scream universe or the Hunger Games Universe scream because you just you just leave Woods.

  • Perot is the new screen movie.

  • Just five minutes.

  • You just get in the car and leave.

  • You're like Wait, this was easy.

  • I do the primal scream I did for you earlier, right?

  • And then I I hop into my Prius and I just get the hell out.

  • Would you rather watch all of your parents R rated films in the same room?

  • as them or know whenever each of them are having sex.

  • I hate this question so much.

  • Uh uh, I guess the first one by a very slim margin.

  • Jack, Thank you for taking the time out.

  • Congratulations on the boys.

  • Give me a little DeNiro Batman as we go out.

  • Yeah, my parents are dead.

  • Uh huh.

Hey, it's me.

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