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  • first of all, do not adjust your set.

  • Um, our wonderful makeup woman Mara could not be here.

  • Uh, today, uh, and, uh, she she called in and she could not come in, so I have no makeup right now.

  • This is what I truly look like.

  • No need to panic.

  • What do you think, Andy?

  • You're Conan?

  • Yes, Conan.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Did you think I was the ghost of Conan?

  • I wasn't sure.

  • I thought.

  • Yeah, I thought maybe it was like some medical exhibit about the circulatory system.

  • Yeah, I know, I know.

  • I don't have makeup on.

  • And everyone on the crew has been asking me, Are you okay?

  • And would you like some bone marrow?

  • Um, but anyway, you do have because of your ironclad Irish genetics.

  • Your thousands of years of you do have, like, you have a face that, like, is timeless, You know, like your like, your face could be like from an old movie.

  • You know what I mean?

  • Is this a compliment?

  • I mean, it is Well, I Yeah, I mean, if you choose to take it that way, you're a handsome man.

  • Thank you.

  • But you do have a you do have, like, a face that looks like it could be in a field in 18.

  • 50.

  • That's the part.

  • I don't like the guy because they had no access to modern medicine.

  • Then you're saying I look like someone who probably died at the age of 31?

  • No, I'm just saying you look like the product of a lot of cousins.

  • Oh, that's all I'm saying.

  • Well, I thought that was clear.

  • After 28 years of television.

  • Good God, no.

  • You are a handsome man.

  • Thank you, man.

  • Thank you.

  • You're very Irish.

  • Yeah, I am very irish.

  • And, uh, and And look, the makeup makes a difference.

  • It really does.

  • You know, it's it takes a lot of makeup just to make me look like I'm not running a fever, But I think, seriously, I think you look good without the makeup.

  • Okay, Good.

  • Thank you.

  • Like seeing you natural because it's natural.

  • It's what I see.

  • Maybe we should tell Mara.

  • Don't show up again.

  • You just cause you just cost this woman her job.

  • I hope you're happy now.

  • Well, she could come and just kind of like, you know, just dab just as I do need some dabs.

  • Yeah.

first of all, do not adjust your set.

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