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  • THE BIG NEWS, DID EVERYONE SEE IT?

  • DID YOU SEE OPRAH'S BIG INTERVIEW WITH HARRY AND MEGHAN

  • LAST NIGHT?

  • WHOA WHOA!

  • HO HO HO.

  • >> James: DID YOU WATCH?

  • >> I DID.

  • MY BIG NIGHT WAS THE NBA ALL-STAR GAME UNTIL MY

  • GIRLFRIEND SAID WE WEREN'T WATCHING THAT.

  • THEN IT WAS THE DUTCHESS AND THE PRINCE.

  • = WELL, THE INTERVIEW DREW

  • 17-MILLION VIEWERS.

  • INCREDIBLE.

  • THAT'S ONE VIEWER FOR EVERY COMMERCIAL BREAK.

  • IT WAS LIKE, YOU WILL HEAR SOMETHING ABOUT IT WHEN WE'RE

  • RIGHT BACK.

  • IT WAS RIGHT HERE ON CBS.

  • FOR THE FIRST TWO HOURS, THEY SAT DOWN AND TALKED TO OPRAH

  • ABOUT THEIR UPS AND DOWNS.

  • THEN, IN THE THIRD HOUR, A DESPERATE HARRY AND MEGHAN

  • FINALLY SOUGHT HELP FROM "THE EQUALIZER."

  • CROSSOVER.

  • DID ANY OF THE BAND SEE IT?

  • DID YOU WATCH IT?

  • DID YOU SEE IT, GUILLERMO?

  • YOU WATCHED IT HAGAH?

  • >> ON MY PHONE.

  • >> James: GUILLERMO?

  • >> WE WATCHED IT ON THE TV.

  • >> James: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A TV.

  • >> WE DO.

  • >> James: YOU NEVER WATCHED THIS SHOW ON THE TV BUT THAT YOU

  • WATCHED.

  • >> I THOUGHT IT WAS ON THE INTERNET.

  • >> James: YOU DIDN'T WATCH IT REGGIE?

  • >> Reggie: I THOUGHT IT HAD ALREADY AIRED ON THE INTERNET OR

  • SOMETHING.

  • >> James: IT DID.

  • AMONG THE MANY REVELATIONS IN THE INTERVIEW, HARRY AND MEGHAN

  • SAID THEY SECRETLY GOT MARRIED THREE DAYS BEFORE THEIR PUBLIC

  • WEDDING.

  • A PUBLIC WEDDING THAT I ATTENDED!

  • I GOT TO TELL YOU, I WANT MY TOASTER BACK.

  • THAT WAS A WEDDING PRESENT, NOT A "THREE DAYS AFTER THE WEDDING"

  • PRESENT.

  • I DIDN'T, ACTUALLY, I GOT THEM AN ESPRESSO.

  • I UNDERTEMPERATURE UP AND SAW CLOONEY WAS THERE AND I SAID OH

  • NO.

  • IT WAS A DOUBLE NESPRESSO.

  • I SAID NO, KEURIG IS FAR SUPERIOR.

  • SO, THE CEREMONY I WENT TO WAS A SHAM?

  • CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THEY WERE LIKE, "DOES ANYONE HERE OBJECT

  • TO THIS UNION?" AND I WAS LIKE, "ME!

  • I DO!" AND THEN IT'S LIKE, "TOO BAD

  • THEY'RE ALREADY MARRIED.

  • WE'RE REALLY JUST DOING THIS FOR SHOW."

  • WHAT WAS YOUR BIG TAKE AWAY?

  • WHAT DID YOUR GIRLFRIEND THINK?

  • >> SHE ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT.

  • AND I WAS LIKE IF YOU WERE THAT RICH, WHY WOULD YOU HAVE

  • CHICKENS?

  • RIGHT?

  • >> James: YEAH, I DO LIKE THAT OPRAH LEFT WITH SIX EGGS.

  • YOU SEE THAT?

  • OPRAH WAS JUST HOLDING SIX EGGS AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SMART, GROW

  • POINTS.

  • ZERO POINT FOOD EGGS.

  • I GOT IT.

  • YEAH.

  • >> THERE IS A LEVEL OF WEALTH WHERE YOU SLOWLY START TURNING

  • BACK INTO A FARMER AGAIN.

  • >> James: ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

  • COME BACK HERE WHERE WE CHURN OUR OWN BUTTER, THAT'S ME

  • MILKING A COW.

  • THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, IS THAT RIGHT?

  • >> IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU -- >> James: MAYBE THAT HELPS.

  • DOES THAT HELP?

  • DOES THAT HELP?

  • DO I LOOK LIKE I'M MILKING A COW, DAVE?

  • IF SOMEONE IS WATCHING WITH THE SOUND OFF -- YOU'RE WELCOME.

  • OH, YEAH.

  • >> James: FRESH MILK.

  • >> IT'S ALL IT IS.

  • >> James: AND THERE WAS SOME BIG NEWS OVER THE WEEKEND.

  • DID ANYBODY HEAR?

  • THE SENATE FINALLY PASSED PRESIDENT BIDEN'S $1.9 TRILLION

  • COVID RELIEF BILL AFTER AN ALL-NIGHT "VOTE-A-RAMA," WHICH

  • IS WHEN A SERIES OF AMENDMENTS MUST BE VOTED ON BEFORE THE

  • FINAL VOTE ON THE BILL.

  • "VOTE-A-RAMA."

  • WHAT IS WITH ALL THE WEIRD TERMINOLOGY IN AMERICAN

  • GOVERNMENT?

  • YOU'VE GOT FILIBUSTERS, NUCLEAR OPTIONS, VOTE-A-RAMAS.

  • ALL YOUR LEGISLATIVE PROCEDURE START TO SOUND LIKE CARNIVAL

  • RIDES.

  • ARE YOU GOING ON THE VOTE ARAMA, NO, I JUST WENT ON THE

  • FILIBUSTER.

  • AND NOW THAT THE "VOTE-A-RAMA" IS DONE, THE SENATE CAN FOCUS ON

  • THEIR NEXT BIG EVENT, "RESTRICT-VOTER-RIGHTS-A-

  • PALOOZA."

  • AND THIS WAS INTERESTING.

  • IT HAS RECENTLY COME OUT THAT WHITE HOUSE ADVISOR SUSAN RICE

  • BURNED SAGE IN HER WEST WING OFFICE TO CLEANSE THE SPACE OF

  • NEGATIVITY BECAUSE IT WAS ONCE OCCUPIED BY TRUMP ADVISOR

  • STEPHEN MILLER.

  • I'M NOT SURE SAGE IS ENOUGH.

  • HAVE YOU SEEN STEPHEN MILLER?

  • >> OH GOSH!

  • >> James: YOU DON'T NEED SAGE TO GET RID OF HIS ENERGY.

  • YOU NEED GARLIC AND A CRUCIFIX.

  • IF ANYTHING, SAGE IS JUST GOING TO MAKE IT ANGRY.

  • SHE BURNED SAGE IN HER OFFICE.

  • ALSO, JOE BIDEN HAD THE FONZ STOP BY THE OVAL OFFICE AND SAY

  • "EYY" A COUPLE TIMES, JUST TO GET THE VIBES BACK.

  • PEOPLE JUST DON'T WANT TO GO BAC INTO THEIR -- PEOPLE JUST

  • DON'T WANT TO GO BACK INTO THEIR OLD WORKPLACE.

  • IN WHICH HARRY AND MEGHAN SAID, YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

  • HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEW TREND OF BUYING ONE-OF-A-KIND

  • DIGITAL ART USING BLOCKCHAIN TECHNOLOGY?

  • THEY'RE CALLED N.F.T.'S., FOR "NON-FUNGIBLE TOKENS."

  • WELL, TWITTER CO-FOUNDER AND C.E.O. JACK DORSEY IS AUCTIONING

  • OFF HIS FIRST EVER TWEET AS AN N.F.T.

  • HERE IT IS HERE.

  • AND BIDS HAVE ALREADY EXCEEDED $2.5 MILLION.

  • I'LL BE HONEST, I DON'T THINK HUMAN BEINGS ARE GONNA MAKE IT.

  • I DON'T.

  • I HONESTLY DON'T.

  • WHEN I READ THAT STORY I'M LIKE AS A SPECIES WE'RE FINISHED.

  • IT'S DONE.

  • THE "NON-FUNGIBLE" PART MEANS IT'S ONE-OF-A-KIND AND CAN'T BE

  • REPLACED.

  • I'M GOING TO START USING "NON-FUNGIBLE" AS A ROMANTIC

  • TERM WITH MY WIFE.

  • "HONEY, YOU ARE, AND WILL ALWAYS BE, THE NON-FUNGIBLE WOMAN IN MY

  • LIFE."

  • REGGIE, LET ME GUESS.

  • YOU'RE ALL OVER CRYPTO ART, AREN'T YOU?

  • >> Reggie: YEAH, YEAH, JUST RECENTLY.

  • >> James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

  • WHAT IS IT?

  • TALK TO ME.

  • >> Reggie: I'VE BEEN INTERESTED IN FIGURING OUT HOW

  • TO GET INTO IT BECAUSE I KIND OF DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT AT FIRST

  • BUT ONCE I DID UNDERSTAND WHAT IT WAS, I QUICKLY GOT SOMETHING

  • TOGETHER AND I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO RELEASE ONE SOON.

  • >> James: YOU'RE SELLING ONE?

  • >> Reggie: YES, IT'S CALLED THE NONCOMPLIANCE OF BEING.

  • AND IT'S A 3D HOLOGRAPHIC DISPLAY BY SOMEONE CALLED

  • LOOKING GLASS.

  • ME AND MY FRIEND BRADY KEEN WHO GOES BY PANTHER MODERN.

  • IT'S REALLY FUN, ALL THE INFO IS ON TWITTER, IT'S ALSO ON MY

  • TWITTER ACCOUNT.

  • THIS IS WHAT I'D LIKE TO CALL, IT'S PART OF THE FIDGETTAL

  • REVOLUTION.

  • >> James: I'VE NEVER FELT SO OLD.

  • AS I DO IN THIS MOMENT.

  • AND I'M YOUNGER THAN YOU.

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

  • >> James: WELL, THIS IS INTERESTING REG, SEE HOW IT

  • GOES.

  • I'M PUMPED FOR IT, I'M JAZZED FOR IT.

  • AND THAT ISN'T THE ONLY WAY TECHNOLOGY IS INFLUENCING THE

  • ART WORLD.

  • SCIENTISTS HAVE NOW TRAINED AN A.I. ROBOT TO CREATE PAINTINGS

  • THAT ARE PRACTICALLY INDIS-- HA HA --

  • >> Reggie: DID YOU SAY INDISQUISHIBLE?

  • >> James: HOW DO I SAY IT?

  • >> IN DISTINGUISHABLE.

  • >> James: WHY IS IT SPELLED INDISQUISHIBLE?

  • >> THIS IS IT, THIS IS YOUR FRED SANFORD MOMENT, THIS IS THE BIG

  • ONE?

  • >> James: I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.

  • IT'S HAPPENED.

  • THIS IS IT.

  • YOU WERE THERE.

  • I WERE THERE ON THE DAY THAT HE LOST HIS MIND.

  • HOW DO YOU SAY IT AGAIN?