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  • Kids react to Retro TV!

  • This episode: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

  • Turtle power!

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  • Heroes in a half-shell

  • Turtle power!

  • Heroes in a half-shell? That's the best.

  • What kind of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is this?

  • They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green

  • Of course they're green!

  • They're turtles.

  • Is this the new one or something?

  • I want to dance right now.

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  • I'm gonna get this song stuck in my head. Thanks.

  • Splinter taught them to be ninja teens

  • And Splinter's kind of cute.

  • The blue one is the best.

  • I love Ninja Turtles.

  • Raphael is cool but crude (Give me a break!)

  • Michelangelo is a party dude!

  • These are the 90s.

  • (singing) Teenager Ninja Turtles!

  • Oh my gosh!

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

  • Yeah, radical!

  • Turtle power.

  • Booooooooooooooo!

  • (singing) Teenager Ninja Turtles!

  • Question time!

  • (Finebros) So was that the same Ninja Turtles you know from today?

  • No.

  • No.

  • Yeah, but maybe they look more cartoony?

  • Different theme song, different look.

  • Today is more 3D.

  • And that is just flat.

  • (Finebros) Well, the truth is that the one we showed you is not on TV anymore.

  • It was on TV when we were kids.

  • Really? You guys must be old then!

  • (Finebros) Did you even know there was another cartoon in the past?

  • No.

  • No, I thought there's always been just one and then some movies.

  • I've only seen on T...like in T...no...T-Shirts

  • I should know about the past! Not only the future.

  • Not only the present.

  • (Finebros) Why do they not just bring back what used to be popular?

  • Why did they start over?

  • Maybe they thought that they were gonna make a better one?

  • Because the brand-new version would be even more popular.

  • The new one had better graphic

  • It's recycling and everybody loves recycling.

  • They have all the old stuff, and they revamp it for the new generation.

  • (Finebros) So do you like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

  • You just asked me that in the beginning! No!

  • No.

  • Mmm, not really.

  • They're okay.

  • They're not really my thing, but I like them.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah. They do wicked stuff like...

  • Shaaa-ba! (groans)

  • Yes, I do. They were just orphans

  • and then they turned into super strong heroes.

  • It's really awesome.

  • (Finebros) Who's your favorite turtle?

  • No.

  • (laughs) Stop it!

  • I like Michelangelo because he always eats pizza!

  • (Finebros chuckle)

  • Like my dad.

  • Raphael. He's so brave.

  • Leonardo's probably one of my favorites.

  • Because Leonardo Diaprio.

  • I love Leonardo! I'm his biggest fan.

  • Hi! Call me!

  • (Finebros) Do you know there's gonna be a brand-new Ninja Turtles movie?

  • No.

  • Oh god, really?

  • Mm-hmm.

  • Yeah.

  • Yes! I've seen the trailers from Michael Bay.

  • It's awesome!

  • He said sarcastically.

  • BURRRRRN!

  • (Finebros) Do you want to see a preview of the Ninja Turtle movie?

  • Yes! Yes! Please! Please! Please!

  • I've been dying to see this for my whole 1,500 years!

  • Crime, violence and fear have run rampant.

  • Look...no.

  • People want justice restored to this world.

  • And who are those people?

  • People want heroes, Miss O'Neil.

  • This seems way better.

  • And why is she video taping it?!

  • The heroes are not born.

  • They're created.

  • That's what's your father-- - I have so many questions!

  • Come on! Let me see the Ninja Turtles now.

  • Okay, Michael Bay is awesome for trailers.

  • Only. (laughs)

  • Is that the blue one?

  • They're kinda fat.

  • (gasping) I'm gonna watch that!

  • That looked terrible.

  • That's it?

  • They're trying to make those turtles into humans.

  • No, no, no, no, no. Whoa!

  • Chill! It's just a mask.

  • See? Don't freak out.

  • Right? - They look even worse with the mask off!

  • (Finebros) How does the movie look compared to the TV show?

  • Blech.

  • It looked weird.

  • Better! It has more detail.

  • Doesn't look that good.

  • It looks really, really cool in the trailers, but it's for effects.

  • You showed the best parts of the movie and then there might be

  • horrible parts in it.

  • (Finebros) So did you know though that, just like the TV show

  • had something in the past, there's also been many

  • Ninja Turtle movies before this one?

  • Oh, come on!

  • How many times do I have to tell the past that I should know about these things?

  • Yes! On Netflix. That's why they have Netflix. To see movies.

  • I sort of guessed that there had to be

  • because it's a pretty popular cartoon show.

  • (Finebros) So I have some pictures to show you of what the Ninja Turtles

  • looked like in the old movies.

  • Ooh, this should be fun.

  • Oh my gosh! That looks scary.

  • They look very stupid.

  • Oh, they're uglier than today.

  • Blue! You're my favorite one. But they look ugly.

  • (Finebros) Here is another picture. - Mmm, this looks pretty cool.

  • Oh my gosh!

  • What? So stupid!

  • They're samurais now? That makes sense.

  • They look so cheesy!

  • The Ninja Turtles looked fake.

  • They looked like they were in costume!

  • (Finebros) People get very upset when something that was made before

  • that they liked gets remade later. Why do you think that is?

  • Because they like the old-fashioned,

  • because you're so used to the old-fashioned.

  • They want to keep it the same way, how it is.

  • It's just nostalgia.

  • They saw it from a long time ago.

  • Now they see it again and it's all different.

  • It feels like they just changed their entire childhood.

  • (Finebros) So we loved the cartoon that we showed you at the beginning,

  • do you want to watch it now after we told you about it?

  • Yes!

  • No.

  • No.

  • Yes!

  • Probably.

  • Sure. Take a sneak peek.

  • I would if it had better graphics.

  • No! Unless you give me popcorn and some Icee and a soda.

  • It looks kind of boring.

  • I would watch this.

  • No.

  • Not really.

  • I'm sorry! Don't give me that look.

  • I'm sorry.

  • (Finebros) Finally, we know the Ninja Turtles theme song by heart.

  • Would you like us to sing it for you? - Yes, please!

  • Sure, I don't wanna be rude or anything.

  • No!

  • (Finebros) Too bad! We're gonna sing it to you anyways.

  • Ready? Here we go!

  • (Finebros sing) They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.

  • (Benny Fine) They're really hip!

  • (Finebros) They're heroes in a half-shell and they're green.

  • (Benny Fine) Hey! Get a grip.

  • (Finebros) When evil Shredder attacks,

  • these turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack!

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

  • Heroes in a half-shell.

  • Turtle power!

  • Bravo!

  • (whispering) Not.

  • Wow.

  • You guys really need to take some singing lessons.

  • Boo!

  • (Finebros) But we knew it by heart all these year later.

  • Maybe you guys like it, doesn't mean I do.

  • Goodbye

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  • Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!

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