Listen, you are senior citizens now.

Just give it up.

NBA Twitter is straight up drama There's nobody better suited to explain everyone's tweets than Kendrick Perkins himself.

Without further ado, Welcome to Master Perk Theater.

Welcome Sports Nation to another edition of Master Per Theater and Let's get Started with a tweet from Isaiah Thomas.

This is how the players from the 18 nineties be wanting us to play now.

L o l Hey, I'll tell you, Listen to a button.

If this was how basketball was to be played, we'll be talking about Kendrick Perkins being a goat.

We'll have a couple of all stars and and Baines and fix Steven Adams.

Hey, this is my type of ball right here.

I don't know if it's wrestling a basketball of a mixture of both, but look, they would have a new goat to talk about, and his name is Big Purple.

Carry on.

Next up.

Alan Horn from ESPN Radio.

Hey, hashtag Knicks fans, Your team has a winning record, is in the top four in the east, almost halfway through the hashtag NBA season.

Hashtag NEW YORK forever Tom Thibodeau has bought basketball back to New York.

But let's be humble here, okay?

It's not hashtag New York forever.

Is hashtag New York for right now?

Because although I believe the Knicks will make the playoffs, they're not getting out in the first round.

Carry on Next up.

All things math.

I can't believe anyone pays at Kendrick Perkins to talk about basketball.

You're talking about me.

Look, first of all, it's my job to talk about basketball.

Second of all, I have the credentials to talk about basketball.

Texas basketball Hall of Famer.

McDonald's All Americans went straight out of high school.

I can say whatever the hell I want about the game of basketball.

You're just mad because I went on the get up and I was asked which player what I take to build a franchise around and I said, Joe, L and B and not your boy Luke, stop being biased and carry on.

And by the way, ESPN do pay well.

Straight cash, buddy.

Great cash and carry on.

Next up, The legend Stephen A himself.

Great hairline, Stephen.

A first of all, look yes, it is a great headline on that picture because the picture was in 1964.

But it's two things that I'm tired of you talking about is your hairline and that broke jump.

I don't want to see pictures of you back in school wearing no basketball jersey because you still think you can shoot that broke jump of the day.

Listen, you are a senior citizens now.

Just give it up.

It's not there no more, my brother.

Carry on.

What the hell was that?

And last but not least, the host of Sports Nation Ashley Brewer finally saying, baseball back on my TV just makes me all color inside.

Hold on, I asked.

I'm highly disappointed in you because I didn't see the same energy when basketball season started.

And this is why I've been seeing these photos are back on Twitter, looking all disappointed like me because bankers, a basketball fan like big carry on and listen to him if they have any dumb tweets out there in the next week or so, and you want me to put them on blast, please put them in my replies and thank you for tuning in to another episode of master per theater.

Carry on.

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