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Can I ask you a question?
We reveal big news on the podcast, which is that you are pregnant with twins.
Yeah, And you talked about it on the podcast.
Has anyone heard about it through the podcast?
Who Who didn't know in your immediate circle?
Or did you manage to get to everyone first?
Because I would think that would be socially awkward if, say, your mom heard it on the podcast, but you hadn't told her Or Tak.
Yeah, Yeah, Your husband Tech.
He's driving on the freeway, listening to the but catching up, and he drives into a barn.
Uh, yeah, there were a few people we forgot to tell.
And that's how we found out They texted us and they're like, You're pregnant with twins and you didn't tell us This is a good way to find out who listens to the podcast.
I know really listens well, and also, I mean, they listen because they're my friends and they care about me also.
I guess they're fans of Conan.
Whatever.
Yeah, let's get I'm sorry.
Let's do a quick correction there.
They can call you anytime.
But if they want the pure liquid comedy gold They've got to come to the fountain of Said Gold Conan O'Brien.
Uh, and you play a part, you're there with your ladle.
And, um, And Gourlay, you're there with your little cup to get some of the liquid gold and splash it around, but little thimble, little thimble.
But, uh, yeah, that's why your friends are tuning in.
You think my friends are tuning in because of you instead of me?
Yes.
Yes, I do.
I I think they can talk to you any time.
But they're like, Oh, my God.
Is he on that podcast with you?
Remember?
My God.
God, God, God!
And then they listen.
And then they hear you, too.
And then they find out that you're pregnant, make all that they call you.
Anyway, that was This is fun.
Brief.
Look into my mind.
Yep.
Sona.
How's it all going?
How's your mom handling this news, see, has been waiting.
Uh, you know, I mean, I've known you for many years, and for years she wanted you to get married.
Yeah.
I mean, to the point where it was, like, just anybody, you know?
Okay, calm down.
Wasn't that bad.
It was just she you know, she was getting a little restless, but she wasn't like anything you bring home.
Just married you and I did a segment in Armenia where I took you to a woman who matched Armenian men with women, Did you not?
Yes, we did.
You seriously considered some of those men, and many of them were.
They were in their sixties.
Oh, my God.
They were all like And also I think that they I think matchmaking is looked down upon in Armenia, and so they had all either gone to prison.
Yeah, I had, like, five kids.
Remember that woman?
You can probably look up this segment online, but I took Sona to this little house in Armenia in, uh and this woman was showing you people and every time we should show us a picture.
And it was, um, this guy who maybe was I want to say, conservatively, 65 or 70 and looked like he'd been in a fight and lost multiple times.
And then she would say, I like this guy is good.
This guy is good.
Now there is a problem.
She would always say there is a problem.
We would go.
What and then they would she would talk about He was in prison.
For what?
Well, this is the best part.
I have followed up, and I said in prison for what?
And she said, I can't remember.
He was eating with somebody and they had an argument, and he stabbed him with his fork.
And I'm looking at this guy who looks like a pirate.
Long after the ship went down and he stabbed someone at a meal who was his friend.
So watch what you say, Uh, at the wedding dinner to this guy.
So anyway, no, I I just But you married this the perfect guy.
Yeah, I did.
Tack.
I can never remember his last name.
So I just add an easy into his first name, which is tacked occasion.
Yes, it's which is not his name.
Yeah.
Yeah, occasion.
That's not how Armenian names work.
You don't just add an ian at the end of their first name.
That's well, they all have an e n at the end of their last name.
Right?
They do.
But it's not.
I'm suggesting to the Armenian people lose the middleman.
Just add an e n to the back of your first name.
So it's tacked occasion.
I'd be Sona.
Sony in.
Yeah.
No, that's Sona.
Sony in It doesn't make sense.
I'd be Conan, Conan, Conan, Indian, Conan.
Canadian.
Yeah, You could pass for Armenian.
You could.
With that complexion and the tear, I could be an Armenian man who is very ill.
It's very, you know, and then I go on that website that that woman has.