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And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10 funniest side missions in video games.

I'm sure everyone just got lost weight.

It's kind of hard to find.

What?

Yeah, people love it.

And I could sell even more fish if I add them for this list will be looking at some of the most hilarious video game missions that left us in stitches.

Since some of these side missions endings are usually the punchline we're issuing a spoiler alert.

Which side missions had you in stitches?

Let us know in the comments below number 10.

Clap traps, Birthday bash, Borderlands two.

Oh, right, I don't have lungs Menu.

Could you blow into this thing?

Maybe life in the party at the bet Claptrap is borderlands resident robotic annoyance because of his over enthusiastic motor mouth.

So when he decides to throw a birthday bash, it's no surprise that you're the only other person there.

Be prepared for way too much pizza and a lot of awkwardness, especially when claptrap comes up with hilariously sad excuses for why no one showed up.

I'm sure everyone just got lost.

This place is kind of hard to find.

Most times, players will be excused if they wanted to shoot him.

This mission, however, kind of makes us feel bad for laughing every time he attempts to break the long silences.

Also, in case your trigger finger is still itchy, there's always this guy.

Oh, my God will be on the goddamn face.

What are you waiting for?

Thank you.

Number nine What lies below the surface?

Assassin's Creed.

Odyssey.

The killing blow will go to the warrior with the greatest skill and courage in battle.

Then I shall wear the miniatures and trail says my necklace.

This can only end one set in ancient Greece.

This side mission lets you lock horns with a minute.

You're sort of you traveled to Pesca, home of heroes and find some willing warriors to join you to aspiring bakers turn mercenaries to be more precise.

Look, brother, the final member of our miniature hunting party has arrived.

When the beast sees our assembles might he will move miserably in fear.

When you reach the miniatures layer, you find out that the minute your problem isn't as mythical as it's made out to be the feared beast is nothing more than a talented FSP in in a costume.

The unimposing actors attempts to scare you with his roars and moves would leave even the most hardened of warriors to let out a giggle or two.

Sir, I said, girl number eight.

How to train your dominatrix Yakuza zero.

Yeah.

Every entry in the Yakuza series is always filled to the brim with bizarre adventures and cookie characters.

The crawfish caper from the newest installment in the franchise almost clawed its way into this list.

But we decided to go with the time cure you.

The stoic protagonist of the series agreed to teach a timid dominatrix how to punish people better.

Mhm.

Uh huh.

Mm.

Trust us.

It's not as sleazy as it sounds.

They go to a nearby park so the novice dominatrix can hone her skills by rehearsing with you.

Are you seeing him so out of his element and uncomfortable Yet so determined to help her is just priceless.

Yeah, Number seven.

A fisher of fish Red Dead redemption two.

Do you want an autograph or a photograph?

I'm sorry, people often get nervous, but there's really no need to.

I'm just look at the normal guy who will happens to be very famous.

Okay.

Have you heard of Jeremy Gill, the famous fisherman?

No.

Well, we won't hold it against you, chum.

You meet a lot of strangers in red.

Dead too.

But there's something fishy about this one.

I'm fine.

It's It's sort of ridiculous.

Jump.

People love it.

And I could sell even more fish if I add them.

The legendary fisherman has a collection of stuffed fish that he sells to his fans.

He tasks you with adding to his collection.

This makes us wonder how many fish had Gil actually fished himself after hearing so much about his far fetched fishing stories.

It makes the ending so much sweeter.

Both of you ride to Rio Bravo to catch a monstrous catfish.

Which, to his credit, he actually manages to catch.

But he ends up getting reeled in, never to be seen again.

Uh huh.

Yep.

Oh, my God.

Number six unfriend Al Gore.

South Park.

The stick of truth.

Don't worry.

I'm not here to hurt you.

It's me, Al Gore.

You know Al Gore.

I'm super important.

A game written by the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone had to be on this list, and we're super cereal.

This turn based RPG is chock full of zany quests, but how many times can you say that you beat up Al Gore in a video game?

Yeah, the quest begins with Al Gore spamming you on Facebook, and then later he accuses you of being the very real man.

Bear pig.

What will keep you grinning throughout the mission are all of his attacks, which include a presentation on global warming and summoning the Secret Service.

Excelsior protect the former sort of vice president.

Number five Prairie Oyster Harvest Far Cry five Falls ends.

Annual Testicle Festival is a decades old tradition.

The testy fest is one of the few times the community comes together for what makes them happiest.

Scarfing down cowboy caviar.

What would cheer you up if a religious cult moved into town?

Well, if you live in Hope County, Montana, then it might be good old testy fest.

Casey Fix Hman, a resident member and chef, is concerned about low morale and thinks the only solution is celebrating the annual Testicle Festival.

I am not going down as the cook who failed to serve up huevos with a side of happiness.

We're going to do this, but first we need to get the test fst supplies out of storage.

He tasks you with gathering the necessary ingredients.

The premise of a festival about eating bull testicles or prairie oysters is odd enough, but having to kill them and take their bull hood while Marvin Gaye's sexual Healing plays in the background.

That will make you chuckle and then worry about yourself a little bit, man.

Mhm Number four Burning Desire Cyberpunk 2077 Hey, hey, you got to get to a Ripper, man.

Oh, cybernetic augmentation or cyber wear is a common sight in cyberpunk 2077.

You can have cybernetic gorilla arms or Mantis blades, but this guy chose to augment something a bit more intimate.

You meet Jesse Pantsless and in pain because the black market augmentation he had purchased starts malfunctioning.

You agree to drive him to the nearest repair dock for much needed repairs and maintenance, but he leaves before he can reward you.

Okay, well, hey you after I'll call you, but I can't Oh, luckily, you'll get a call from Flaming Crotch Man.

Later in the game, the AI controlled gun Skippy almost made this list.

But we wanted to get into the meat and potatoes of funny side missions, so to speak.

Just, uh, check the warranty.

Next time we'll do Take care.

Man number three Last voyage of the USS Constitution Fallout four.

Hey, Captain.

All have none of your lip, Mr Navigator.

Have the cruise nests and two points off the port bow.

Jump to it.

This side mission is a hidden treasure chest of amusing quotes and moments.

You come across an all robot crew aboard a ship in the post apocalyptic setting a fallout four.

Their ship is stuck in a building and it's up to you to help this motley mechanical crew to blast off and reach the open ocean.

So now can you tell me what's going on?

Complete this task and I will gladly relate our mission.

Until then, silence Vigilance.

Apart from the comical situation, interacting with the crew provides most of the laughs.

The U.

S s Constitution is regularly attacked by a group of scavengers with whom you can side with.

But the biggest payoff comes If you side with the robots, how does that phrase go again out of the frying pan and into another building?

What?

Three Number two.

The truth.

Grand Theft Auto.

Five piece brother, brother.

Carefully, carefully.

The world of GTA five has no shortage of wacky people, but somehow the Epsilon program stands out.

Michael, one of the three protagonists, is invited to join the mysterious Epsilon program.

He agrees and performs all sorts of odd rituals.

This is your medal for your achievements so far, where a weird uniform check donate insane amounts of money to the organization.

Check use made up words.

Kif Lamb.

This leaves the player wondering how a streetwise skeptic like Michael readily accepts this scam.

At the very end of the mission, you can choose to deliver $2.1 million to them, or do what Michael does best and steal it.

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Yeah, Number one, the Queen Phantoms, the Witcher three, wild hunt, blood and wine.

Best mushroom even in me could produce some nasty, unpredictable side effects.

The funniest moments in which are three happen when you take a break from the serious quests in mayhem to, say, brave banking bureaucracy or consume hallucinogenic substances To slay an invisible phantom that is tormenting a hermit, you have to consume a special brew.

Once you do, you gain the ability to see the Phantom.

And for some reason, you can also now talk to your loyal steed Roach.

Hey, you know how you always show up when I whistle?

How does that work exactly?

Well, you're my human.

Got to be there when you need me.

While I'm covering some clues, you also uncover some of the befuddling questions you've always had about your horse.

Do we smell a medieval fantasy, buddy cop movie starring these two?

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