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  • At first I was surpised to hear about

  • another caucasian woman coming for my gig.

  • But after a thought and a couple of Xanax,

  • I realized...

  • bob recognizes bob.

  • So I'm going to be breaking down

  • some of the movie's best scams.

  • Because our stories matter.

  • money in the bag, got enough money,♪

  • in the bag, money, money in the bag, money

  • So using the 'Scam Bob' system,

  • Let's get started.

  • There is actually someone I have been meaning to talk to you about.

  • I think she -- she might be--

  • A cherry?

  • Yes --

  • Gimme the details --

  • Ok, now this is the type of threesome that I like.

  • Jennifer Peterson.

  • She's in reasonably good health,

  • but recently she has shown some signs of memory loss and confusion.

  • Memory loss is a great scam tactic.

  • If you don't remember what you did,

  • How can you lie?

  • She has no kids. No husband.

  • No living family.

  • No living family?

  • I haven't spoke to mine since I stole my aunt's Mustang.

  • Who's the rich Auntie now?

  • Can I get a copy of all this?

  • You bet [gasps]

  • All except her test results. That wouldn't be ethical.

  • Of course...

  • I rate this scam three blonde bobs and one shoulder length red one.

  • Good morning, Ms. Peterson. I'm sorry to disturb you so early.

  • You're a doctor?

  • No, ma'am. I, uh--

  • May I show you this?

  • The fake doctor's note reminds me of when

  • I gave the Four Season's valet somebody else's ticket.

  • It was a Honda Civc.

  • But so what, scammers can't be chosers.

  • Oh my goodness. Have I done something wrong?

  • The court has ruled under the guidance of your doctor

  • that you require assistance in taking care of yourself,

  • and the court has appointed me to be your legal guardian.

  • What?

  • White women scamming white women.

  • Cheers to us.

  • This is Frances. She will help you pack a suitcase.

  • -I don't believe this is happening. -Oh, it's totally fine. It's gonna be--

  • Don't touch me.

  • This reminds me of the 2016 VMA Awards,

  • when I scammed my way in.

  • I told them I worked for "E" --

  • Little did they know I was just on E.

  • I give this scam '5 out of 5' bobs.

  • And a 'Pixie Cut.'

  • One time I got my hands on an $800,000 necklace,

  • but then I was quickly tackled to the floor.

  • Plot twist - I enjoyed it.

  • Because they got to put their hands on me.

  • This looks like security footage of me at Target.

  • As someone who enjoys a good couch,

  • I'm going to give this scam '5 Bobs' and a 'Gavel.'

  • Bitch.

  • Honestly, truly, Marla Grayson is an inspiration.

  • And I've got to get back out there too.

  • And lie to somebody.

  • So buh-bye.

  • money in the bag, got enough money in the bag

  • money, money in the bag, money, money in the bag

  • money, dollar in the bag, got the dollar in the bag

  • dollar, dollar in the bag, dollar, dollar in the bag

At first I was surpised to hear about

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