SUDDENLY ESCALATE ADD HEAD OF OPRAH WINFREY'S EXCLUSIVE

INTERVIEW ON CBS.

NEW ALLEGATIONS THE COUPLE CALLS A CALCULATED SMEAR CAMPAIGN.

>> IT'S GETTING NASTY.

>> ALL RISE FOR HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN.

>> MY LORD AND MEMBERS OF THE HOUSE OF COMMONS, I ILL■ NOW

TEAR THAT YANKEE TRAMP MEGHAN MARKLE A NEW ONE.

AHEM.

MEGHAN MARKLE IS SO FAT.

>> HOW FAT IS SHE?

>> MEGHAN MARK SEL SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE

SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.

OF COMMONS WHICH IS QUITE LARGE.

KNOCK KNOCK.

>> WHO'S THERE?

>> HARRY AND MEGHAN.

>> HARRY AND MEGHAN WHO.

>> EXACTLY.

NOBODY CARES SINCE THEY QUIT THE ROYAL FAMILY.

A BOOM, KISS MY BUTT ERRED CRUMPET.

IT'S MY TIME.

REMEMBER TO TIP YOUR FOOTMAN.

>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.