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  • Stephen Colbert presents Tuning out the news.

  • We cover the news no one's talking about like Covid 19.

  • We just heard about it and it's nuts.

  • It's why everyone's inside.

  • I'm gonna go with the Johnson and Johnson vaccine because when they put it in, my hair won't hurt my eyes.

  • I have finally found a covid mask that works for me.

  • We answer the pressing questions.

  • Can Joe Biden proved that he is legally alive?

  • And can Republicans tamp down the violent mob that makes up every member of their party?

  • Yamiche, tell me this isn't the nailing Cuomo's coffin, assuming there are any coffins left in New York State.

  • Our anchors didn't vote because they wanted to remain impartial and also go to the fair that day.

  • This season of news will have it all insurrections, forever wars and something called permanent Midnight time for our new segment.

  • But I have a feeling it will be back.

  • What did we just kill?

Stephen Colbert presents Tuning out the news.

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