but I just read

Dollar Tree is planning to open

600 new stores this year.

-What?! -That's a pretty big expansion.

I think it deserves a little appreciation.

In fact, right now, I'd like to sing an ode

to dollar stores. Roots.

[ Cheering and applause ]

♪♪

♪ Dollar store ♪

♪ Oh, dollar store ♪

♪ Weirder stuff ♪

♪ Than I bargained for ♪

♪ Like calendars ♪

♪ That are one year off ♪

♪ And generic candy ♪

♪ That makes me cough ♪

[ Laughter ] [ Coughs ]

♪ Dollar store ♪

♪ Sweet dollar store ♪

♪ Greeting cards ♪

♪ With typos galore ♪

♪ I love to search ♪

♪ Your crowded halls ♪

♪ For a bin of off-brand ♪

♪ Barbie dolls ♪

♪ Dollar store ♪

♪ My dollar store ♪

♪ Even though the quality ♪

♪ May be poor ♪

♪ There's a cheapness that ♪

♪ I can't ignore ♪

♪ And you know that I'll be ♪

♪ Back for more ♪

♪ Oh, dollar ♪

♪ Store ♪

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪

Stick around! We'll be right back

with Tracy Morgan and "Tonight Show Hashtags"!

♪♪

♪♪