Name: Uh-Oh, Nevada Wants To Let Corporations Form Their Own Governments
Uploaded: 2021-03-04T19:55:26.000Z
Duration: 5 min 36 s
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MAN, LAST NIGHT, WE'RE STILL HAVING TO COOL DOWN THE BUILDING

FROM YOUR PERFORMANCE ON THE SHOW LAST NIGHT.

THEY HAD TO BRING IN ENGINEERS TO SEE IF THEY COULD SHORE UP

>> Jon: YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT WAS FOUR OF ME.

>> Stephen: LEGALLY YOU CAN'T HAVE MORE THAN FOUR JON BATISTES

I GOT FOUR REGISTRATION NUMBERS FOR THAT GIG.

THE UNION HAD TO COME IN ON THAT, YOU SEE.

>> Stephen: IS THERE ANY MUSIC LEFT IN YOUR BODY TODAY, JON?

YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO FAVOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WITH?

>> Jon: YEAH, ALWAYS A LITTLE TASTE IN THIS.

>> Stephen: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE ARE A LOT OF

URGENT CONCERNS FACING AMERICANS RIGHT NOW: WHEN WILL THE

VACCINATION RATE ALLOW US TO REACH HERD IMMUNITY?

HAS SOCIAL MEDIA FLUNG OUR NATION INTO AN EPISTEMOLOGICAL

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SWAMP-BASED TV SHOWS?

THE ISSUE IS THAT THERE ARE SO MANY BIG ISSUES, THAT SOMETIMES

YOU LOSE SIGHT OF THE LITTLE ISSUES BECAUSE OF SUCH BIG

WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY RECURRING SEGMENT, "UH-OH!" WHERE WE

EXAMINE ISSUES THAT, ONCE YOU START THINKING ABOUT, YOU REALLY

TONIGHT'S "UH-OH," BIG TECH COMPANIES LOVE TO MAKE PROMISES

IN ORDER TO SUCK UP THOSE SWEET SWEET STATE SUBSIDIES, LIKE THE

PROPOSED WISCONSIN FOXCONN PLANT THAT PROMISED 13,000 JOBS, AND

FOR WHICH "FOXCONN TORE UP A SMALL TOWN," "RAZED HOMES AND

CROPS," AND WAS PROMISED "MORE THAN $4.5 BILLION IN GOVERNMENT

AND TO THIS DAY, THAT PLANT "STILL HASN'T BEEN BUILT."

PLUS, COPPER-BOTTOM TIMPANI IN HORSE PLATOONS AND DOUBLE BELL

THAT FELLA'S BEEN A RASPBERRY SEED IN MY WISDOM TOOTH

PLUS, NOW TECH COMPANIES HAVE REALIZED THERE'S A MAJOR

PROBLEM WITH STRIPPING LOCAL COMMUNITIES FOR THEIR GOLD

FILLINGS AND TAX BASE: THE HASSLE OF HAVING TO LIE FIRST.

BUT THERE'S A SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM OF ANY PUBLIC

ACCOUNTABILITY, BECAUSE IN ORDER TO ATTRACT JOBS AND INVESTMENT,

"A NEW NEVADA BILL WOULD ALLOW TECH COMPANIES TO CREATE THEIR

OWN GOVERNMENTS," "ESTABLISHING NEW BUSINESS AREAS WHERE THEY

CAN FORM SEPARATE LOCAL GOVERNMENTS," WHICH PROVIDE

I, FOR ONE, DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN THE PRINCIPALITY OF

YOU WON'T BE ALLOWED TO BUY GOOGLEMILK AT THE GOOGLEMART

NOW, ENCOURAGING INNOVATIVE COMPANIES TO COME TO YOUR STATE

IS A GOOD THING, BUT NOT IF THEY REPLACE THE STATE.

AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THIS PROPOSES, WHICH LEADS TO MY

"UH-OH" SUB-SEGMENT: "YIKES!" THESE CORPORATE GOVERNMENTS

WOULDN'T EVEN BE SUBJECT TO LOCAL GOVERNMENT.

THEY WOULD BE CARVED OUT SEPARATELY AS SO-CALLED

"INNOVATION ZONES," AND WOULD BE GIVEN THE SAME AUTHORITY AS

WE ALREADY HAVE A WORD FOR MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE WHO HOLD

THE SAME POWER AS GOVERNMENTS: IT'S CALLED "FEUDALISM."

YOU REALLY WANT TO ESTABLISH A SOCIETY BASED ON THE MIDDLE

GOOD LUCK, BECAUSE THE HOSPITAL YOU WILL NO LONGER HAVE THE

CORPORATE TAXES TO PAY FOR IS NOW JUST GOING TO BE A BUCKET OF

NOW, YOU MAY BE ASKING, CAN ANYONE WHO OWNS A RADIOSHACK

FRANCHISE FOUND THEIR OWN GOVERNMENT IN NEVADA?

THE ANSWER IS NO, BUT THAT'S SOMEHOW LESS COMFORTING,

WHICH LEADS ME TO MY "YIKES!" SUB-SUB-SEGMENT: "GULP!"

ACCORDING TO THE PROPOSED LAW, THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO COULD APPLY

FOR AN "INNOVATION ZONE" WOULD NEED TO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY, ACRES

UPON ACRES OF UNDEVELOPED LAND, AND AN "INNOVATIVE TECHNOLOGY."

THOSE ARE THREE CONDITIONS BETTER KNOWN AS THE BOND VILLAIN

A COMPANY CALLED BLOCKCHAINS L.L.C. HAS ALREADY COMMITTED TO

BUILDING A "SMART CITY" THAT WILL RUN ON ITS TECHNOLOGY.

BLOCKCHAIN IS WHAT THEY USE FOR CRYPTOCURRENCY, YOU KNOW, THE

MADE-UP MONEY FOR DRUG LORDS, HIT MEN, AND GUYS ON TINDER WHO

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