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(doorbell rings)
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- Hi - Hi
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- How's it going?
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- Hi
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- Oh my God Melissa we have the craziest story to tell you.
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- It's clinically insane.
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- Oh
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Is it crazier than the time we-
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- Okay, this never happened.
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- What happened?
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- Exactly.
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- No, nothing's crazier than that.
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- I'll never get those screams out of my head.
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- Oh okay, well, what's the crazy story?
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- Well
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- Pour us some wine
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- Oh my God, you'll never guess who he ran into.
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- Who?
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- Justin.
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- What? Where'd you run into him?
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- Outside his house.
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- Wait, what?
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- Yeah. We randomly decided to drive by his house
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and look inside of the windows and then we ran into Justin.
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Can you believe it?
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- Yeah, I can.
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- Oh my God. It's a sign.
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- It's a sign.
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- Sign of what?
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- Melissa, do you know how many things the universe
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had to line up in order for us to run into Justin?
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- Outside his house?
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- Melissa, don't be reductive.
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The universe has divine timing
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and it meant for us to run into Justin
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- Outside his house.
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- Oh my God. This is just like the time
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we ran into Justin at The Pikey.
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- Oh my God you're right.
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- He worked at that bar.
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- Yeah, but he could have been off that day
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- Or off that time,
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but he wasn't, - But he wasn't.
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- It was a sign
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- It was a sign
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- I don't know guys, I think running into someone
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at their residence or place of work,
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isn't really a sign from the universe.
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- Oh yeah, well what about the time
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we were all talking about how much we hate Troy
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for breaking my heart,
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and we decided to stake out his house,
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then when he came out at 3 AM
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and we accidentally ran him over
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and we're on our way to bury the evidence.
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we saw his face on his show's billboard off Sunset?
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- That was sign
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- A total sign
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- Yeah. That was a literal sign.
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- Melissa, you need to get realigned with the universe.
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- Seriously imagine all the signs you're missing
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by not being receptive to your highest self.
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- I don't know guys,
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it sounds like you're just stalking Justin
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and making it some meaningful experience when he's there.
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- What'd you say Melissa?
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- You're seriously holding that limiting belief Melissa?
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- I don't really like the negative energy
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that you're bringing Melissa.
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- Your vibes are so low
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they're off the emotional guidance scale Melissa.
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- Oh, I don't know, I just feel like,
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after what happened to Troy,
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- Oh, what happened to Troy, Michelle?
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- Nothing happened to Troy, Anna.
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- That's what I thought Michelle.
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- Well you're right Anna.
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- It's a sign, Michelle.
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- A total sign.
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- So I guess we'll just bury her next Troy?
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- Yeah.
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I'm running out of space in here.
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- Oh my God.
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- What?
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- Do you think it's a sign you need a bigger place?
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- Oh my God it's a sign.
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- Oh my God it's a sign.
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(clapping)
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All right, I'll get her limbs?
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I'm Anna Akana, and thank you to the Patreons
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