- Hi - Hi

- How's it going?

- Hi

- Oh my God Melissa we have the craziest story to tell you.

- It's clinically insane.

- Oh

Is it crazier than the time we-

- Okay, this never happened.

- What happened?

- Exactly.

- No, nothing's crazier than that.

- I'll never get those screams out of my head.

- Oh okay, well, what's the crazy story?

- Well

- Pour us some wine

- Oh my God, you'll never guess who he ran into.

- Who?

- Justin.

- What? Where'd you run into him?

- Outside his house.

- Wait, what?

- Yeah. We randomly decided to drive by his house

and look inside of the windows and then we ran into Justin.

Can you believe it?

- Yeah, I can.

- Oh my God. It's a sign.

- It's a sign.

- Sign of what?

- Melissa, do you know how many things the universe

had to line up in order for us to run into Justin?

- Outside his house?

- Melissa, don't be reductive.

The universe has divine timing

and it meant for us to run into Justin

- Outside his house.

- Oh my God. This is just like the time

we ran into Justin at The Pikey.

- Oh my God you're right.

- He worked at that bar.

- Yeah, but he could have been off that day

- Or off that time,

but he wasn't, - But he wasn't.

- It was a sign

- It was a sign

- I don't know guys, I think running into someone

at their residence or place of work,

isn't really a sign from the universe.

- Oh yeah, well what about the time

we were all talking about how much we hate Troy

for breaking my heart,

and we decided to stake out his house,

then when he came out at 3 AM

and we accidentally ran him over

and we're on our way to bury the evidence.

we saw his face on his show's billboard off Sunset?

- That was sign

- A total sign

- Yeah. That was a literal sign.

- Melissa, you need to get realigned with the universe.

- Seriously imagine all the signs you're missing

by not being receptive to your highest self.

- I don't know guys,

it sounds like you're just stalking Justin

and making it some meaningful experience when he's there.

- What'd you say Melissa?

- You're seriously holding that limiting belief Melissa?

- I don't really like the negative energy

that you're bringing Melissa.

- Your vibes are so low

they're off the emotional guidance scale Melissa.

- Oh, I don't know, I just feel like,

after what happened to Troy,

- Oh, what happened to Troy, Michelle?

- Nothing happened to Troy, Anna.

- That's what I thought Michelle.

- Well you're right Anna.

- It's a sign, Michelle.

- A total sign.

- So I guess we'll just bury her next Troy?

- Yeah.

I'm running out of space in here.

- Oh my God.

- What?

- Do you think it's a sign you need a bigger place?

- Oh my God it's a sign.

- Oh my God it's a sign.

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