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  • ♪♪

  • [ Old-fashioned music playing ]

  • ♪♪

  • -Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "The Tonight Show."

  • Right now, I'm joined by a lovely lady,

  • an actress by the name of Ms. Elizabeth Olsen.

  • [ Applause ]

  • -Evening, Jim.

  • -How are you doing? Are you comfortable?

  • I see they got you a water.

  • -Water? Well, that's an odd way to pronounce rum punch.

  • [ Audience laughs ]

  • -So you star in a new picture called

  • "The Boxcar Gals and the Fellas from Tulum."

  • Tell me, was it hard?

  • -Oh, Jim, it was a hoot.

  • -No, I mean remembering the title.

  • [ Audience laughs ] -Ohh.

  • -Say, don't blame me. I'm just a fella with a desk job.

  • -[ Spits ]

  • -Well, now, that's a punch line.

  • -Emphasis on the "punch."

  • [ Crackling ]

  • -[ Distorted ] Jimmy.

  • Who's doing this to you, Jimmy?

  • -Gee, did you hear that?

  • -I--I -- I don't -- no.

  • No, I don't hear a thing.

  • [ Feedback crackles ]

  • ♪♪

  • Good evening, I'm Jimmy Fallon

  • broadcasting live in color from Rock Center.

  • Tonight, my guest is a far-out young artist.

  • Please welcome Elizabeth Olsen.

  • [ Applause ]

  • -Excited to be here.

  • -I'm glad you swung by.

  • And I'm glad you brought your own cigarette.

  • -Oh, sure, yeah.

  • This is a....

  • cigarette.

  • [ Audience laughs ]

  • -Now, you're giving us the lowdown on your new film,

  • titled "Stop Dipping Your Toes In My Kool-Aid:

  • Tales from the Mind Palace."

  • -We're really sticking it to the man with this one.

  • -Well, as long as you're not sticking this man

  • into a theater seat --

  • [ Audience laughs ]

  • -Hey --

  • Jimmy, why aren't we together?

  • [ Audience oohs ]

  • -Well, I'm flattered, but I'm already hitched.

  • [ Audience awws ]

  • -No, no, no, no.

  • I mean...

  • why aren't we in the same room?

  • Why are we in these -- these...boxes?

  • [ Hum growing ]

  • Jimmy...

  • we've got to get out of here.

  • -No.

  • [ Feedback crackles ]

  • ♪♪

  • We back?

  • Cool.

  • We're here with a crazy-talented actress,

  • You know her, you love her. Lizzie Olsen, guys!

  • [ Applause ]

  • Uh, Liz?

  • Need a chill pill?

  • -[ Scoffs ] As if.

  • [ Audience laughs ]

  • I just needed a sec to...

  • Wait.

  • Who's laughing?

  • -Uh, Tipper Gore? Who do you think?

  • [ Audience laughs ]

  • -No, seriously, who's laughing?

  • Jimmy, you don't have an audience.

  • Are you doing all of this?

  • Is this because you want things to be back to normal, right?

  • Like before the pandemic?

  • No. No, don't --

  • [ Feedback crackles ]

  • ♪♪

  • -Welcome back, guys!

  • I'm here with Elizabeth Olsen.

  • Uh...

  • You good, bud?

  • -Jimmy, you have to stop.

  • I know the present is scary and we all want COVID to be over,

  • but you can't just run from your problems.

  • -You know that's -- that's a great point.

  • Anyway, it's time to Lick It for 10!

  • -Jimmy, snap out of it, okay?

  • This isn't reality.

  • I know you're trying to cope.

  • I know that.

  • But you can't keep controlling all of this.

  • -I--I'm not controlling all of --

  • -Jimmy. [ Sad music playing ]

  • Look at me.

  • It's okay.

  • It's okay.

  • You can let go.

  • Jimmy.

  • Let...go.

  • [ Feedback crackles ]

  • ♪♪

  • ♪♪

  • -Hey, guys! Welcome back to "The Tonight Show."

  • I'm here via Zoom with the one and only Elizabeth Olsen.

  • -Hi, Jimmy.

  • Are you ready to do this?

  • -I think I am.

  • Now, everyone's going crazy for this.

  • You've got to tell me about your new show "WandaVision."

  • [ Feedback crackles ]

  • -Wait, it's -- it's still --

  • But if it wasn't you, then who was it?

  • -Ohh, poor Elizabeth.

  • -Wait, Kathryn Hahn. What are you doing here?

  • -What can I say?

  • TV just isn't what it used to be.

  • [ Audience laughs ]

  • -♪ Who's been messing up everything? ♪

  • -♪ It's been Kathryn Hahn all along

  • ♪♪

♪♪

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    林宜悉 posted on 2021/03/04
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