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  • you know, she's on top.

  • She's like doing the directions.

  • I was all in.

  • I was like, Look, use me as a bop it, pull it, twist it, kick it.

  • Whatever you need to do to my body, I'm down to listen.

  • Hi.

  • My name is Trevor Wallis And one time I had sex.

  • Well, let's talk about it.

  • This all happened about three years ago living in Santa Monica living it up, dude.

  • Living in a three by 3 ft room, paying $3000 for rent.

  • So I was crushing it.

  • But I had one video do, like a million views.

  • So in my head, I was popping around the same time.

  • This girl who went to college with kind of hit me up out of the blue and was like, Hey, I'm in Los Angeles.

  • Turns out it wasn't Los Angeles.

  • It was Glendale.

  • So she hits me up and she goes, Hey, I'm in town and I don't pick up on social cues was like, Cool.

  • Do you need, like, food recommendations or something?

  • She's like, we should get a drink tonight.

  • And the second she said tequila, I was like, Oh, this is gonna be a freaking kind of nobody's ever had it tequila and just been satisfied with the hand job.

  • So we're at this place we get Margarita were just chowing down chips and guac throwing back shots.

  • Boom, boom, boom.

  • I think just in general I was stoked that she reached out to me.

  • This was the first time you met up outside of college and quite frankly, the first time we really talk, man.

  • At one point, I just remember that she was in the bathroom for like, 10 minutes, and when she left, I was like, I really like this girl.

  • She's pretty cute, like we got good chemistry.

  • Let's go back to my place.

  • So we go back to my house and it's one of those, like, immediately the door opens.

  • You're just making out in the hallway, which is funny because my apartment isn't that big.

  • We could have just taken two more steps and then been in my bedroom, but we were feeling it for whatever reason.

  • We didn't even make it past the closet, you know, that's how you know you're freaking when the coat closet is getting all the action.

  • It's like, How do you get off me with Get in the room.

  • You have a bad for reasons.

  • So we go into the bedroom and we started hooking up and I'll be honest, man.

  • She was a cute girl, very attractive.

  • But she has a body that I didn't even expect.

  • She had a reverse catfish body.

  • Now I don't know what to call this.

  • She just had, like, I'm more like casual clothes.

  • So I don't really know what the curve situation was looking like.

  • But let's just say I got to unwrap these Christmas gifts twice, okay?

  • Because I opened up the first layer.

  • See her?

  • She's cute, and then she takes her clothes off and she's got a body like a body body.

  • All right.

  • Thinking about a good body, nothing about a better body.

  • That was her.

  • I mean, you could fit more than an hour on that hourglass, which was great for me because I feel like I look like a malnourished scarecrow.

  • So I was excited, man.

  • She was hot, having fun.

  • She's getting into it, you know?

  • She's on top.

  • She's like doing the direction I was all in.

  • I was like, Look, use me as a bop it, pull it, twist it, kick it.

  • Whatever you need to do to my body, I'm down.

  • I want a woman who knows what she wants, and I'm down to listen.

  • Long story short, we hooked up right.

  • It was really good.

  • I really enjoyed it.

  • Now I know at this point you're like, When's the SEC's gonna fail?

  • Well, guess what, nerd?

  • It wasn't a sex fail.

  • The sex was great.

  • It's more of just a sexual triumph.

  • And we use this title is click bait Boom at air horns.

  • You ever heard a click bait?

  • Welcome to 2021 Nerd.

  • Your problems didn't go away.

  • Insert eagle graphic.

  • So boom, fast forward.

  • It's morning and she's leaving, which look a lot of guys, but oh, man, we were gonna go get eggs.

  • Benedict know me excited because I get to lay there and all of my little sex juice bed and then later on, my roommate walks in just to fuck with me, as roommates do.

  • Roommates are never productive when you're hungover and he's looking at this thing next to me.

  • He goes, What is that?

  • Uh what is what?

  • And then he grabs his foreign object and he holds it up like you just got a treasure map at the end of the movie.

  • It looks at and he just goes, What is this?

  • It looks like a hairball from a cat.

  • And then he had this moment and I've never seen his face just go so red he goes, Oh, fuck.

  • This is a used tampon and he takes it, throws it in the air like it's just supposed to disappear into the iCloud.

  • Nope, that puppy's coming right back down.

  • You know where it came down on my chest.

  • I'm laying there.

  • It starts rolling off.

  • I'm doing a little shimmy shake to get it off.

  • Get it off, Get it off of me!

  • Looking like Shakira at the halftime show, it kind of just rolls over and I scoot over.

  • So we both start freaking out a little bit and it wakes up.

  • Roommate number three off the couch and he comes on in, and now he's yelling.

  • We're all making a big commotion.

  • And in doing so, one of my roommates just stops and he goes, Look behind me on the wall and of course, don't have a headboard.

  • I just want to head, not a headboard.

  • A.

  • Leave it in there.

  • Sure enough, you notice is the most perfect, beautiful blood outline of a used tampon.

  • It looked like LeBron had a handful of blood through it in the air before a playoff game.

  • So my brain immediately goes into connect the dots activity.

  • And that's when it all clicked.

  • I looked at my roommates and I said, This is what went down.

  • The only opportunity I think she would have had to sneak.

  • We do.

  • This is when I was at the end of the bed.

  • I'm taking off my skinny jeans being hot, you know?

  • And she's thinking, Wow, that's that hot guy from the Internet.

  • She was so turned on by my one viral video that she said, You know what?

  • I want to make a bloody margarita tonight.

  • It's either now or never.

  • And she reaches down and she fucking hut hut hike, lobs it back hot route, hits the wall and forgets about it and has a splendid night Boom.

  • Call me Columbo because this mystery's been solved.

  • Is this wild?

  • Yes.

  • Do I respect the fuck out of her moves?

  • Double.

  • Yes, That is a power move beyond place the bodies like, uh, this week isn't good for us.

  • We're kind of booked.

  • And she's like, Oh, you're about to get fucking book by something else.

  • What?

  • Pam and might I add?

  • My roommates were freaked out, but deep down, I thought it was low key.

  • Kind of hot that she did that.

  • She was like, This guy is so cool.

  • I'm just gonna go for it.

  • And in case you're wondering, we haven't talked since.

  • So if you're watching this, it doesn't need to be awkward.

  • I'm pretty proud.

  • Hey, thanks for watching that video.

  • I'm Trevor Wallis.

  • And if you like that video with me, go to the page.

  • They got a fuck ton of other videos of me and it.

  • So if you want to see me looking pretty, go to Comedy Central.

  • You won't regret it.

  • Uh huh.

  • Mhm.

  • Yeah, yeah.

you know, she's on top.

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