Can you just hit that "on" switch for me?

No!

God, turn it off!

I'm gonna get fired again!

Give me your jacket! Jacket!

Why?

You seen these dudes right here? They stole my car.

-But the police are there though. -They're not helping at all.

Sometimes you just gotta…

Holy s***!

-I'm sinking. Get some butter. -What?

Shit!

Finally time for that road trip.

I'm talking NYC!

Shouldn't take my sister's car. She's crazy. She will kill us.

Keep your mouth shut.

Snitches get stitches!

We got four whole days.

We can kick back, relax, and breathe in America.

We are the only Black people in here.

-I'd like to make a toast! -What you doing up there?

-Get down! -I love you all--

-Are you all right? -Come on, get up.

What is this? The zoo?

Come on, man. You know I love zoos!

-I'm getting a selfie with the gorilla. -No!

-Oh, my goodness! -He's a human being!

Oh, Lord have mercy!

Why are our dicks in a Chinese finger trap?

Get the f*** out of here!

-Oh, my-- -That was the craziest shit ever.

We're going to jail! That's a stolen car!

Maybe we can get somebody to help us fix it.

Help!

What y'all looking at? Mind your goddamn business!

Ma'am! Please pull him up.

Go stand under the damn thing.

-I can't stand under him! -I'm from these streets!

People from the street don't hang people from roofs!