J.

Watt, perhaps the biggest free agent Domino, has not selected a team just yet.

The 31 year old is a three time defensive player of the year, a five time Pro Bowler to time sack leader.

Whichever fan base gets him will be thrilled, to say the least.

So everybody, of course, all over the country is watching his every move and tweet.

That brings us to what we saw yesterday.

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the South.

In fact, whatever.

What class is that?

Is that math class or what?

Is that biology?

Biology, right?

Yes.

Good job.

I'm actually in biology.

That, of course, um, let us to dig up some conspiracy theory.

And who better to help us with that than Lindsay Theory?

Um, so we're told you looked into this tweet, and you have some theories of your own.

What can you tell us?

Well, Ashley, first of all, let me tell you that I didn't think about mitochondria much when I took 1/10 grade biology.

And I really wish after seeing JJ Watts tweet that I thought about it a little bit more, but Luckily, we do have the Google machine, and you better believe I went to it to help me come up with some conspiracy theories about where wa is headed.

So let's started off mitochondria.

Well, they are the first energy source of a cell.

And, well, let's guess who plays there.

Click Cleveland Browns.

Play at first Energy Stadium.

So what do we think?

JJ Watt, a Cleveland Brown?

I against that logic, that's not a bad logical.

It's right there in front of you.

But we all know stadium names change every 34 years.

So six months.

It may not be first energy, but I kind of like the way, the way she's going with this.

I actually make it three credits at University of Maryland.

Just listening to Lindsay Theory.

Go through.

This one needs all of them.

I do.

Mm, Yeah, he's tweeting.

He's tweeting.

So we got to live in the moment.

FirstEnergy Stadium now.

All right, But we're gonna move on because that's not the only conspiracy theory I have Now.

The Mitochondria Research Society is in Buffalo, New York.

Who else is in Buffalo, New York?

Well, that is the home of the 2020 a f C East Champion.

Buffalo Bills, Huh?

I like it from 1/5 standpoint.

I think defensively, he gets right into that defensive line rotation.

Get some pressures in the NFC East, And why not go with Buffalo here?

Taylor, You're shaking your head.

Yeah, because that's not what this game is.

We're trying to buy into the conspiracy, but it just makes sense that can it not just makes sense.

Yeah, that's a good point.

I just like when things don't make sense.

We all know I don't know where the picture of the beans came from, but we all know your girl is a fan of beans.

We like this fit.

Mhm.

Mhm.

All right.

Actually, you mentioned it.

Mitochondria look like beans.

I didn't remember that, but that's what Google said.

So there we have it.

Now what else looks like?

Beans.

Well, the Bills do have a prominent executive who has the last name.

Bean.

General manager Brandon Beane has the NFL executive of the year, so maybe it's the Bills.

Or I think there's a city, maybe Chicago Millennium Park.

They have a very famous big, shiny metallic bean.

So what do you think J.

J.

Watt could be a Chicago bear?

I think I think Taylor's keying on this one, and I personally am a fair to just because of the hoops that we just jump through in order to get here.

Like I'm just here for the most random of assortment of facts that we can get to get J.

J.

Watt somewhere.

But the most important part to Chicago is what, Lindsay?

It's the fact that his lovely Mrs plays for the Chicago Red Stars in the NWSL.

So I actually think your conspiracy theory number 3 may have a little bit more legs to it because mitochondria has some legs.

Right?

No stretch, Thank you.

Know what that was?

That was deep.

I should have gone that far, and I didn't quite take my theory that far.

But I'm glad you guys the first time I've ever found that out.

That went out for me.

Okay.

You're always here for something.

Let's get to the last one.

Okay.

Now stay with me.

It's a little long winded, but powerhouse, obviously, that was a key word in JJ Watts.

Tweet.

Now, what is already looking at Jim's?

Perhaps in Pittsburgh.

We know he's very strong, very muscular.

And, yes, they do have a powerhouse gym.

It's only a short 20 minutes away.

Maybe not including the snow from Heinz Field, where the Pittsburgh Steelers play.

And mitochondria, of course, are the first energy source of a cell.

And there's already a cell of what brothers, Of course, Derrick and TJ in Pittsburgh, who need maybe their first source of energy.

Of course, that was Big Brother JJ to power them to a Super Bowl.

See, this is like the perfect level of both absurdity and common sense.

Like we got family there and then we're just talking about a random gym down the street.

Why not?

It makes too much sense, right?

I just love all the scribbling all around the graphic because everything somehow is connected.

But, Lindsay, we appreciate your research, and I have a feeling we're gonna need you back for many different things in the future.

You good with that?

Mhm.

Mhm.

I'm good with that.

I'm always good on the Google, and once in a while I can retain information that I learned in high school.

We love it.

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