Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Yeah. Oh, sailing the seas without any freeze. There are no trees And I just cut the cheese figures We finally get to go sailing and there's no wind. What are you talking about? I'm breaking wind like crazy over here. Awesome to fart jokes in the 1st 30 seconds. Not a good sign. Well, not to toot my own horn, but Toot is another word for fart. Thanks a lot, Captain. Obvious orange. Why on earth did we put him in charge of the boat? The boy, He's a captain. I'm a captain. And that was a shark. Oh, good thing I'm on the poop deck. No, I said Shah Mark, He did say shark, But it's actually a Well, Yeah, yeah. Hey, who turned out the lights? Nobody turned out the lights. We were eating by a whale, remember? Really? Well, I thought we jump the shark. That happened during orange nya nya style. Ouch! Oh, just shut it, Captain, You're the one who got us into this mess. And I do mean mess. I orange. What are you doing? Quit your belly aching. It's not so bad. Besides, I gotta keep my strength up. We are lost at sea. Oh, he's right. We are lost at sea grows. Stop! It's chum high jump. You can call me buddy. I'm not calling you. Just stop eating Parody, Aggrey. Thank you, Captain. Obvious Stupid whale. I'm totally stealing your luggage scale. You've got to get this parrot I Who said that? Whoever it was, I prefer you call me bro. Charge from another Shut up! That's not nice. We've all got to get along. Where? Together, O M G. That means Oh, my God. You know, I really wanted was just a nice sailing trip I wanted was to be a real boy And I like that was in my whale Wow! You must feel like a real dummy. I don't feel so good. Gee, I wonder why it's because of the Joan I This is a happy day. I'm so excited to have you for so long. It was just me and my pal Mr Cricket. You guys, you gotta get me out of here. This doll is crazy. Oh, Mr Cricket, We both know that's not true. Oh, Air. I think something bad is gonna happen. No, no, no, no, no, no Orange. Don't kill. Don't kill don't look. Uh, well, he didn't poke. Nope. He farted. Who my time to have a fish? Okay, I've done had about as much as I can take. No. Now, Mr Cricket, nobody like the hunt and fight me. You're whack job puppet. God! That's why you never, ever, ever play with mhm. I hate you. I'm wearing the head. Yes, I'm a real boy. Got to get a guy. That's a play on words. This was the grossest adventure ever. Is it over yet? Tommo? Jack? Mhm. Hey, is everything okay, little buddy? I wish we would have been on vacation way sooner. Don't you mean Schooner Halen? What's the matter? Richard Apple? You're looking kind of stern. Hey, that's this guy. Heard of a vacation? You guys got to relax, but not like pear. He really went overboard. Finally, peace and quiet. Hey, Fair. Hey, No, just ignore. You're on vacation. Hey, bear. Hey, Bear. What? What? What? Marco! No! Don't! Marco, Come on! Marco! Marco! Marco! Marco! Marco! Marco! Marco! Marco! How would you leave me alone? Hey, bear. What? Duck! Quack. Hey, I've never seen one before. Okay? Come on. Why would anybody want to duck made of rubber. Don't worry, Pair. There's nothing to get worked up about. There's a rough time for this, Doc. I wonder we are ships ahoy! Huh? I think he's talking to us. Yeah, we get that a lot by a Hey, you ducked my cookies. You are. And there will be worse to come if you don't release me. Scalping vessel? You mean the ducky. Hi, me Ducky. Hey, Captain. Blueberry beard. Hey. Yeah, His eye. That's actually your name. Er it had to happen. Eventually. I be the fiercest, most dangerous pirate in all of the high seas. You mean the bathtub? I now tell me what matter of treasure had he onboard treasure? We don't have any treasure. You think me a fool? If you had no treasure, then why be your ceiling with a naval orange? Able? I'm not the one that looks like a belly button. Your shiver. Me timbers who'll be firing now? Sorry, sir. I thought you said fire. No, I said you are, sir. It really sounds a lot like fire. Your I mean, to the plank, the both of you. Come on, buddy. You mutinous dogs. The blank not be for funny it be for plundering. Hey, Captain Robbie Chin. Know where you live on a ship? Your because your travel sized. Here we go. You're no man. Fruit or vegetable Cracks wise about the size. Maybe or not, I'll peel you faster than a scurvy craze, sailor. Well, whatever floats your boat, prepare to be boarded, guy. This is not good. You know I hate me. Boy, I told you we should have mhm battle stations, or you'll all be walking the plank. I never told you this, but I can't swim. Dude, none of us can swim. Hey. Hey, Blueberry. I heard your ship was on sale. Yeah, that is one tough land lover. Yeah, well, at least I know the alphabet. You're the one that always gets lost at sea. Yeah, that'd be the pun that broke the pirates back. Open fighter. Oh, I'm starting to think that Captain whiskers means business. Don't worry, guys. I think I've got a little plan. I don't think it's a good idea. Guys, I'm gonna Sorry, but you're the only one that was Don't worry, midget apple. You're gonna have a blast. How many times do I have to tell you you are putting one over the bow. Are you retired? Fire Captain Answer. It's a while. You're already fighting her. It's a out with it already. Yeah. Oh, this vacation is really going down the drain. Yeah. Yeah, Well, this is just Ducky. Okay? Stop making that joke already. Seriously, I've got an awful headache. I marshmallow. You know the rubber ducky as well. Just rubber, right? Hey, for lovers, you've got questions and I've got answered. Unless they're algebra questions, then you're on your own. Dear orange, can marshmallow have some zoom? Sure. What's the worst that could happen? I don't know if this is a good idea. This is extreme. Where do it's time for s orange? Alright, Proof fanatics. Let's get to the questions. Make a song called for chips. Sure. Here we go. Yo, I'm on a barge ship. Yeah, I think it's really him. Passing guests get along partying as I take this off. Yo, I'm on a barge ship. I just thought what's left Now we're flying way too fast. Parting is quite a gas. What is the most annoying ist thing you've ever done? I know, probably talking with my mouth slightly out from the audio. Hey, hey, hey. Is this driving you nuts? I bet it is. Yeah. What would pair look like with the tan? Great question. I've been wondering that myself. I bear wow back. Well, do in five or 10 minutes. More questions. You know, marshmallow as a boy, don't you? Orange No one. Please destroy the camera. Now I get asked if marshmallows a boy or a girl a lot. Everyone loves her so much and wants to know everything about him. So here you go. Here's the answer. But first, what do you think of my imaginary friends name? It's Billy Bob Joe Jr. The third. Whoa, What a coincidence! That's the name of my imaginary friend too. Hey, orange Well, marshmallow cuddle with me and my hamster. Sure. Marshmallow love cuddling with anything and everything. What does marshmallow like? Chipmunks. Really? What happened to bacon? What bacon? Where is shoehorn? It's right next to live pecans. Oh, me lucky charms. What would you do if you met Bigfoot? I'd probably tell him to put some socks on your feet. Smell like cheddar? Worse. Hey, orange Knock, knock. Who's there? Yeah. Silence. Who? That's the best punch line I've ever heard. Shaken or stirred. Boom. Right.