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  • Yeah.

  • Oh, sailing the seas without any freeze.

  • There are no trees And I just cut the cheese figures We finally get to go sailing and there's no wind.

  • What are you talking about?

  • I'm breaking wind like crazy over here.

  • Awesome to fart jokes in the 1st 30 seconds.

  • Not a good sign.

  • Well, not to toot my own horn, but Toot is another word for fart.

  • Thanks a lot, Captain.

  • Obvious orange.

  • Why on earth did we put him in charge of the boat?

  • The boy, He's a captain.

  • I'm a captain.

  • And that was a shark.

  • Oh, good thing I'm on the poop deck.

  • No, I said Shah Mark, He did say shark, But it's actually a Well, Yeah, yeah.

  • Hey, who turned out the lights?

  • Nobody turned out the lights.

  • We were eating by a whale, remember?

  • Really?

  • Well, I thought we jump the shark.

  • That happened during orange nya nya style.

  • Ouch!

  • Oh, just shut it, Captain, You're the one who got us into this mess.

  • And I do mean mess.

  • I orange.

  • What are you doing?

  • Quit your belly aching.

  • It's not so bad.

  • Besides, I gotta keep my strength up.

  • We are lost at sea.

  • Oh, he's right.

  • We are lost at sea grows.

  • Stop!

  • It's chum high jump.

  • You can call me buddy.

  • I'm not calling you.

  • Just stop eating Parody, Aggrey.

  • Thank you, Captain.

  • Obvious Stupid whale.

  • I'm totally stealing your luggage scale.

  • You've got to get this parrot I Who said that?

  • Whoever it was, I prefer you call me bro.

  • Charge from another Shut up!

  • That's not nice.

  • We've all got to get along.

  • Where?

  • Together, O M G.

  • That means Oh, my God.

  • You know, I really wanted was just a nice sailing trip I wanted was to be a real boy And I like that was in my whale Wow!

  • You must feel like a real dummy.

  • I don't feel so good.

  • Gee, I wonder why it's because of the Joan I This is a happy day.

  • I'm so excited to have you for so long.

  • It was just me and my pal Mr Cricket.

  • You guys, you gotta get me out of here.

  • This doll is crazy.

  • Oh, Mr Cricket, We both know that's not true.

  • Oh, Air.

  • I think something bad is gonna happen.

  • No, no, no, no, no, no Orange.

  • Don't kill.

  • Don't kill don't look.

  • Uh, well, he didn't poke.

  • Nope.

  • He farted.

  • Who my time to have a fish?

  • Okay, I've done had about as much as I can take.

  • No.

  • Now, Mr Cricket, nobody like the hunt and fight me.

  • You're whack job puppet.

  • God!

  • That's why you never, ever, ever play with mhm.

  • I hate you.

  • I'm wearing the head.

  • Yes, I'm a real boy.

  • Got to get a guy.

  • That's a play on words.

  • This was the grossest adventure ever.

  • Is it over yet?

  • Tommo?

  • Jack?

  • Mhm.

  • Hey, is everything okay, little buddy?

  • I wish we would have been on vacation way sooner.

  • Don't you mean Schooner Halen?

  • What's the matter?

  • Richard Apple?

  • You're looking kind of stern.

  • Hey, that's this guy.

  • Heard of a vacation?

  • You guys got to relax, but not like pear.

  • He really went overboard.

  • Finally, peace and quiet.

  • Hey, Fair.

  • Hey, No, just ignore.

  • You're on vacation.

  • Hey, bear.

  • Hey, Bear.

  • What?

  • What?

  • What?

  • Marco!

  • No!

  • Don't!

  • Marco, Come on!

  • Marco!

  • Marco!

  • Marco!

  • Marco!

  • Marco!

  • Marco!

  • Marco!

  • Marco!

  • How would you leave me alone?

  • Hey, bear.

  • What?

  • Duck!

  • Quack.

  • Hey, I've never seen one before.

  • Okay?

  • Come on.

  • Why would anybody want to duck made of rubber.

  • Don't worry, Pair.

  • There's nothing to get worked up about.

  • There's a rough time for this, Doc.

  • I wonder we are ships ahoy!

  • Huh?

  • I think he's talking to us.

  • Yeah, we get that a lot by a Hey, you ducked my cookies.

  • You are.

  • And there will be worse to come if you don't release me.

  • Scalping vessel?

  • You mean the ducky.

  • Hi, me Ducky.

  • Hey, Captain.

  • Blueberry beard.

  • Hey.

  • Yeah, His eye.

  • That's actually your name.

  • Er it had to happen.

  • Eventually.

  • I be the fiercest, most dangerous pirate in all of the high seas.

  • You mean the bathtub?

  • I now tell me what matter of treasure had he onboard treasure?

  • We don't have any treasure.

  • You think me a fool?

  • If you had no treasure, then why be your ceiling with a naval orange?

  • Able?

  • I'm not the one that looks like a belly button.

  • Your shiver.

  • Me timbers who'll be firing now?

  • Sorry, sir.

  • I thought you said fire.

  • No, I said you are, sir.

  • It really sounds a lot like fire.

  • Your I mean, to the plank, the both of you.

  • Come on, buddy.

  • You mutinous dogs.

  • The blank not be for funny it be for plundering.

  • Hey, Captain Robbie Chin.

  • Know where you live on a ship?

  • Your because your travel sized.

  • Here we go.

  • You're no man.

  • Fruit or vegetable Cracks wise about the size.

  • Maybe or not, I'll peel you faster than a scurvy craze, sailor.

  • Well, whatever floats your boat, prepare to be boarded, guy.

  • This is not good.

  • You know I hate me.

  • Boy, I told you we should have mhm battle stations, or you'll all be walking the plank.

  • I never told you this, but I can't swim.

  • Dude, none of us can swim.

  • Hey.

  • Hey, Blueberry.

  • I heard your ship was on sale.

  • Yeah, that is one tough land lover.

  • Yeah, well, at least I know the alphabet.

  • You're the one that always gets lost at sea.

  • Yeah, that'd be the pun that broke the pirates back.

  • Open fighter.

  • Oh, I'm starting to think that Captain whiskers means business.

  • Don't worry, guys.

  • I think I've got a little plan.

  • I don't think it's a good idea.

  • Guys, I'm gonna Sorry, but you're the only one that was Don't worry, midget apple.

  • You're gonna have a blast.

  • How many times do I have to tell you you are putting one over the bow.

  • Are you retired?

  • Fire Captain Answer.

  • It's a while.

  • You're already fighting her.

  • It's a out with it already.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, this vacation is really going down the drain.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah, Well, this is just Ducky.

  • Okay?

  • Stop making that joke already.

  • Seriously, I've got an awful headache.

  • I marshmallow.

  • You know the rubber ducky as well.

  • Just rubber, right?

  • Hey, for lovers, you've got questions and I've got answered.

  • Unless they're algebra questions, then you're on your own.

  • Dear orange, can marshmallow have some zoom?

  • Sure.

  • What's the worst that could happen?

  • I don't know if this is a good idea.

  • This is extreme.

  • Where do it's time for s orange?

  • Alright, Proof fanatics.

  • Let's get to the questions.

  • Make a song called for chips.

  • Sure.

  • Here we go.

  • Yo, I'm on a barge ship.

  • Yeah, I think it's really him.

  • Passing guests get along partying as I take this off.

  • Yo, I'm on a barge ship.

  • I just thought what's left Now we're flying way too fast.

  • Parting is quite a gas.

  • What is the most annoying ist thing you've ever done?

  • I know, probably talking with my mouth slightly out from the audio.

  • Hey, hey, hey.

  • Is this driving you nuts?

  • I bet it is.

  • Yeah.

  • What would pair look like with the tan?

  • Great question.

  • I've been wondering that myself.

  • I bear wow back.

  • Well, do in five or 10 minutes.

  • More questions.

  • You know, marshmallow as a boy, don't you?

  • Orange No one.

  • Please destroy the camera.

  • Now I get asked if marshmallows a boy or a girl a lot.

  • Everyone loves her so much and wants to know everything about him.

  • So here you go.

  • Here's the answer.

  • But first, what do you think of my imaginary friends name?

  • It's Billy Bob Joe Jr.

  • The third.

  • Whoa, What a coincidence!

  • That's the name of my imaginary friend too.

  • Hey, orange Well, marshmallow cuddle with me and my hamster.

  • Sure.

  • Marshmallow love cuddling with anything and everything.

  • What does marshmallow like?

  • Chipmunks.

  • Really?

  • What happened to bacon?

  • What bacon?

  • Where is shoehorn?

  • It's right next to live pecans.

  • Oh, me lucky charms.

  • What would you do if you met Bigfoot?

  • I'd probably tell him to put some socks on your feet.

  • Smell like cheddar?

  • Worse.

  • Hey, orange Knock, knock.

  • Who's there?

  • Yeah.

  • Silence.

  • Who?

  • That's the best punch line I've ever heard.

  • Shaken or stirred.

  • Boom.

  • Right.