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  • true story because of the pandemic.

  • More people are staying home.

  • That makes sense, right?

  • And guess what they're doing.

  • They're staying home.

  • And according to studies, they're eating cereal for breakfast.

  • This is all true.

  • A lot of people eating cereal, and as a result, there's a nationwide shortage of grape nuts.

  • Cereal.

  • It's kind of surprising.

  • Well, what did you just say?

  • I said, It's kind of surprising that all these people know not that park Goddammit, What did you say about grape nuts?

  • Oh, well, it's a true story.

  • It actually made the New York Times check it out.

  • The company that makes great nuts said there's a product shortage because they've actually had a problem.

  • Yeah, of course there is.

  • I mean, I should have seen this coming.

  • Oh, you really screwed the pooch this time, Andy.

  • Stupid, stupid, stupid.

  • It's fine, Andy.

  • It's just cereal, just a serial.

  • I defy you to find anything as loud and is painful to eat with less flavor than grape nuts.

  • There's no other breakfast food in the world that makes me wonder if I'm swallowing my own teeth and go on name and other cereal that you can use to start a Terreri.

  • Um, alright, sure.

  • Andy, you're right.

  • Grape nuts does all those things.

  • But what are you doing now, Andy?

  • I'm trying to score a few boxes on the dark Web.

  • Damn it!

  • It's too late.

  • There's nothing left with heroin.

  • Add to cart.

  • Oh, come on, Andy.

  • You're overreacting to this whole thing.

  • Look, it's not just me.

  • It's the 50,000 users who follow my daily instagram feed.

  • Great nuts, sunsets.

  • See, that's in Fiji.

  • And that is Kilimanjaro in the background.

  • Wow, That's beautiful, Andy.

  • But don't you think it's time to move on?

  • Well, it's easy for you to say.

  • You've never loved anything the way I've loved grape nuts.

  • I have two Children.

  • Well, I hope you hug him tonight because I just learned your life can change in an instant.

  • One minute you're sitting pretty with a belly full of undigested ble grape nuts and then bam!

  • Darkness.

  • I hate you!

  • God!

  • Hey, Andy.

  • Good news.

  • According to this article, the grape nuts shortages only till March.

  • You'll have your grape nuts back next month.

  • Yeah, Thanks a lot, Conan, but I'm not waiting around to get my heart broken.

  • again.

  • I'm making my own grape nuts cereal out of peanut shells and coffee grounds.

  • Okay, Well Oh, my God.

  • That hooks hurt bad.

  • Oh, Andy.

  • Now this magazines fake, We made it for the skin.

  • Hey, we got a great show.

  • Colin Quinn's gonna be joining us.

  • We'll take a break.

  • We'll be right back.

  • Richter, your Kuku.

  • You bet you go at.

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