Thanks.

How are you?

You know, let's talk.

Okay.

Well, I'd like to start by saying I don't like that guitar for you because it's a little bit.

It's a little bit flashy, You know what I mean?

I see you more like a kind of Ah, you know Ah, Van Morrison acoustic thing, you know?

Yeah, Yeah, yeah.

No, no.

Why is it?

Let me tell you something.

It's not even my guitar.

And this is the thing about you, Colin.

You are very perceptive.

Deceptively so.

This is not my guitar.

The guy that sets up our stage just said it There.

It's his guitar.

I don't own a red guitar.

I don't have a flashy guitar there.

Of course not.

No.

Honestly, even electric guitar is a little bit of ah, you know, indulgence that Irish people should not be involved in.

You don't think the Irish deserve to play an electric guitar?

I just don't you think where you think we're cell so self hating and self loathing that the only thing we can do is play a guitar that hasn't been electrified?

Yeah, like, Oh, look at that.

He thinks he's pretty good for himself.

He's plugged in his guitar.

Oh, look at him.

He thinks he's a tall poppy plugging in the guitar.

Oh, Mr Fancy Pants.

Speaking of guitars and Irish people, you have to admit, they put Bono.

Bono was the king of the world, and Irish people put him back where he shut.

He he shut down.

Do you think they shut him down?

They totally did.

Yeah, but like because he was getting so cocky wearing glasses get a little flashy, dressing flashy.

And now he's back to like, Listen, I'm just here to play.

I don't want to start trouble.

Irish Irish arrest.

Here's what?

Yes, exactly.

The Irish don't like it if one of their own makes it in any way.

That's why I've been very careful in my career.

Toe.

Have some success, but not too much.

Well, look who you talking.

I'm in the same way.

You gotta deprecate yourself in your fine.

That's all that matters.

Yeah.

When you tell me the thing about the Irish, that's the whole thing about Boston.

When I go back to Boston like Oh, thank you, big guy, huh?

You're like I just I just ordered a lot That's all I did.

I didn't cause any trouble.

I'm just eating a hot dog.

I didn't I didn't say anything.

I used to do a routine in Boston.

Only I do it when I talk about how every other city they go.

You know, ST Louis, Like Jon Hamm's from here and so on.

So So it sounds from here I go, you go to Boston.

Hey, Ben Affleck's from here.

They got him, my friend.

Oh, my friend bumped into him a Fox farm all.

He didn't do nothing.

So I that is so true about Boston.

I was I was in Boston a couple of years ago and I went to use the men's room staying in a hotel.

I go to use the men's room, which is off the bar, and this I want to say an older woman with a really thick accent comes into the men's room and goes, counted, counted and I went, Excuse me, it's a men's room with that.

You're only she went, Oh, Mr Big Shot, You're like you talking about.

It's called.

I met a urinal with my pick out the high and mighty Hollywood, where old ladies aren't allowed to come into a men's room and talk to you while you're peeing.