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  • - Hey there fruit-lovers. (audience applauding)

  • I'm Orange, and this is The Juice, the fruitiest talk show

  • in the entire galaxy! (audience applauding)

  • (panel cheering)

  • - Nice!

  • I dunno about you guys

  • but I'm juiced for today's episode.

  • (audience laughing) What do we got on tap, Pear?

  • - It's a question that's truly out of this world, Orange.

  • If you had to bring three things into space

  • what would you bring?

  • - I knew it was just a matter

  • of space time before someone floated a question like that.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • Get ready for a tall glass of answers fruit-lovers

  • 'cause I wanna know, what's the juice?

  • - I know what I'd bring with me to outer space.

  • My friends!

  • (panel sighs)

  • - Wait a minute, but the question said

  • you could only bring three things?

  • - Oh, um.

  • - Sis is right.

  • Which friends would you take the space, Marshie?

  • And who would you leave behind?

  • - You have to pick.

  • - I um, oh, I'd put all my friends into three big bags.

  • And I'd bring those into space.

  • - Nope, not buying it.

  • - Doesn't work that way, Marshie.

  • Besides, if Marshmallow stuffed us into bags

  • there'd be nothing protecting us from the elements.

  • We'd probably all just die!

  • - Na, na, na, no, no, no!

  • - Marshie is trying to kill us!

  • (vinyl record scratching)

  • I knew it!

  • - I really wish I hadn't come on today's show.

  • Yay!

  • - Okay, that's enough.

  • Let's stop teasing, Marshie and get real for a second.

  • If I'm goin' to space,

  • the three things I'm bringin' are food, water, and oxygen.

  • Simple as that.

  • - [Panel] Boo!

  • - Why are you booing me?

  • It's a good answer.

  • - It's a boring answer.

  • - Boo! (Marshie laughs)

  • - Well, I'm sorry you find my pragmatism boring.

  • But I-- - Boo!

  • - Seriously, that answer was so boring

  • I think I forgot to breathe for a little while.

  • - Don't worry Little Apple, maybe someday

  • you'll forget to breathe for a normal sized while.

  • (Orange laughs)

  • (Little Apple screams)

  • - If it's me going to space, I'm bringing Sudoku.

  • - Sudoku?

  • The logic-based combinatorial number placement puzzle?

  • - You betcha!

  • I mean, it's bound to get boring in space, right?

  • So I'd brings Sudoku to keep myself entertained.

  • - I mean, that's a pretty terrible pick,

  • but at least you have two other chances to make it right.

  • - Great point, Pear.

  • Second thing I'd bring, a pen.

  • You know, to play Sudoku with.

  • - Smart! (audience laughing)

  • - Is it?

  • - Maybe it should be a pencil.

  • You know, in case you mess up.

  • - No way, Little Apple.

  • I live dangerously.

  • - Oh snap!

  • - What's the third item you'd bring, sis?

  • - Well, a space suit might come in handy.

  • - Yah think?

  • - But honestly, I'd probably just bring

  • a hard surface to play Sudoku on.

  • - Smart! (audience laughing)

  • - No it isn't!

  • - You know what?

  • I had three things in mind, but I'm scrapping those ideas.

  • I'm bring Sudoku to space too!

  • (audience laughing) - Let me get this straight.

  • So instead of bringing three things

  • to your journey through space,

  • you're now just bringing one completely frivolous thing?

  • - Hey, it's a short list

  • but that's how he rolls (laughs).

  • - What's Sudoku?

  • I wanna learn how to play.

  • Yay!

  • - What is happening?

  • - Okay, okay everyone.

  • Allow me to get things back on track, as usual (laughs).

  • First thing I'd bring to space, a can of beans!

  • - Well, that's a surprisingly good choice, Orange.

  • I agree, it's important to have food.

  • - Oh, I'm not bringing it for food.

  • I'm bringing it for propulsion beans.

  • Beans really do a number on me.

  • So I know that with enough beans

  • I'll be able to blast myself in any direction I please.

  • (Orange farting and laughing)

  • (Pear grunting)

  • Item number two, of course, is soda.

  • I'd definitely bring soda to space.

  • - Let me guess.

  • It's not because you'll get thirsty.

  • - Silly, Pear, it's 'cause I'll get going too fast

  • 'cause of the beans.

  • This way, I can burn myself to a stop.

  • (Orange burping) See?

  • - This is insane!

  • Although it exhibits a weirdly keen understanding

  • of jet propulsion.

  • - And finally I bring a stone chiseled plaque,

  • commemorating what happened here today.

  • Because we can never ever forget

  • that Marshmallow tried to kill us all.

  • - I didn't mean to friends.

  • I'm sorry.

  • - Nah, we're just kidding, Marshie.

  • - Oh, I love jokes!

  • Yay!

  • - So what's the third thing you'd actually bring, Orange?

  • - Definitely, Sudoku.

  • - Nah, come on!

  • (upbeat folk music)

- Hey there fruit-lovers. (audience applauding)

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Annoying Orange - The Juice #10: What Would You Bring to Space?!

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    Summer posted on 2021/02/23
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