WIRED UP A MONKEY'S BRAIN TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

THAT'S THE HEADLINE.

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ QUARANTINE HOBBIES

DIFFERENT FOR RICH PEOPLE.

HERE'S ONE FROM THE MIRROR THAT SAYS WOMAN GETS REVENGE ON

CHEATING EX BY MARRYING HIS MISTRESSES BOYFRIEND.

THAT IS THE HEADLINE.

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ FUTURE DIVORCEEE HAS

FLEETING MOMENT OF JOY.

MOVING ON, THIS IS FROM DAILY MAIL AND IT READS FIRST FULLY

DRIVERLESS BUS SET TO TRANSPORT OVER 40 PASSENGERS.

THAT IS THE HEADLINE.

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ WORLD STILL WAITING FOR

OBELISK BUS.

HERE'S ONE FROM CNN THAT SAYS THE SEX & THE CITY REVIVAL WILL

ADDRESS THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC.

THAT'S THE HEADLINE.

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ WHATEVER, SHE SHOULD HAVE

MARRIED AIDEN.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE SEX IN THE CITY REBOOT, DO

YOU?

I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT, DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT

IT, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT T REG.

>> Reggie: I JUST-- ALL I REMEMBER IS THE FEELING OF WHAT

MY FRIENDS FELT LIKE WHILE THEY WERE ENGROSSED IN IT SO I THINK

AS LONG AS IT PREYS ON THAT WE WILL BE OKAY.

>> James: I HOPE SO.

>> THERE IS NO KIM CAT REL THERE IS NO KIM CATREL.

>> SHE'S NOT IT IN.

YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO BE LIKE BITCOIN, HONEY, GAVE ME THE

WHOLE THING.

>> James: EXACTLY, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

>> YEAH.

>> James: THAT'S MY WORRY, I'M EXCITED FOR THE MUSIC.

♪ AND THE DRESS AND THE WHOLE THING, I'M EXCITED FOR IT.

I JUST WORRY ABOUT IT I WORRY, I FEEL LIKE IT'S GOING BACK TO AN

EX, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

>> Reggie: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

>> James: NEVER GO BACK.

>> Reggie: DO THEY HAVE MR. LARGE.

>> James: MR. BIG IS NOT IN IT.

>> I GUESS IT'S NOT GOING TO BE GOOD.

>> James: NO SAMANTHA, NO MR. BIGG WHAT IS IT.

>> NO ME AT THAT POINT.

>> James: YEAH THERE IT IS.

>> OOOH.

>> James: LET THAT BE A LESSON.

MOVING ON, THIS ONE IS FROM THE MIRROR THAT SAYS WAREHOUSE

ORGY WITH 100 PEOPLE IN PARIS, THAT IS THE HEADLINE, THE HONEST

HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE SAID PIERRE NOW UNDERSTANDS WHY ALL HIS

FRIENDS DIMPED HIM SATURDAY NIGHT.

WHAT IS A HUNDRED PERSON ORGY LIKE, GUILLERMO?

(LAUGHTER) WHAT.

>> I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: I DON'T THINK I'M COMFORTABLE IN A HINE PER ORGY,

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I THINK THAT'S WAY OUT-- FOR ME, THAT IS 98 PEOPLE TOO MANY.

DON'T YOU THINK, JOEL.

>> YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE COMING OR GOING.

>> James: YOU DON'T, YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE COMING OR GOING.

YOU DON'T.

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT WE WE'RE ALL DOING THAT.

>> DURING COVID ESPECIALLY.

>> James: DURING COVID, EXACTLY.

NOT COVID SAFE, GUILLERMO, IS IT.

>> NO.

>> James: THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE TO FIX HEADBOARDS.

ALL RIGHT.

MOVING ON, HERE'S ANOTHER STORY FROM THE DAILY MAIL AND IT READS

HOME SICK JAMES CORDEN COULD BE OFFERED DOUBLE HIS SALARY TO

STOP HIM FROM QUITTING.

THAT IS THE HEADLINE.

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ, I'M LISTENING.

AND FINALLY, HERE'S THE HEADLINE FROM THE DAILY STAR, AND IT

READS MAN IN DIGITAL CHASTITY BELT-- HAS PENIS HELD HOSTAGE,

SHOULD HAVE LED HACKING PREVENTS WHACKING, KRISTEN WIIG AND ANNIE

MUMOLO WILL BE HERE WHEN WE COME BACK.

COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.