over student loan forgiveness

after President Biden said he would not

issue an executive order forgiving $50,000 in student loans.

Yeah.

Party leaders are strongly asking

President Biden to reconsider,

and they're not the only ones

with a message for President Biden,

a lot of young people are upset.

Apparently even my assistant Sona Movsesian

has something she would like to say, Sona.

Thanks Conan.

By the way, Sona,

I didn't know that you were that political.

I'm not,

but as someone who had a lot of student loan debt,

I really wanted to weigh in on this.

Terrific, you have the floor.

Go ahead

And urge President Biden, not to forgive student loans.

Wait a minute,

you don't want him to forgive student loans?

That's what I just said.

You see if I didn't have crippling debt

coming out of college, I might not have been forced

to take this job as your assistant,

which I have spent all of my formative years doing.

Yeah, that's true.

Without student loans,

I might've been able to pursue one of my real passions,

like documentary filmmaking.

Instead I'm here spreading hummus on a gluten-free tortilla

just the way you like it.

Not too much hummus, okay?

It's a really strong flavor.

Yeah, thin layer

By now I might've been able

to direct an award-winning film

about a girl's school in Afghanistan,

but instead I'm driving around the city,

looking for a chest merkin in that matches your hair color

in case you decide to wear a v-neck

It's important, the hairs show.

Do they have one for down below?

(laughing)

Come on Sona, you have to admit

the job does have its perks,

you get to be on a hit podcast,

you get to appear on national television.

I love being famous enough

to be on the walls of dry cleaners in Glendale

and have grown men rating my feet on WikiFeet.

4.6.

That's a pretty good rating.

(grunting)

God.

In fact, I love it so much

that I want to give this opportunity to other students too.

So please President Biden, don't cancel student debt

and allow students to pursue their dreams.

Make sure they're desperate enough

to take any assistant job that comes their way.

Then one of them will have to take over this job for me

and I can finally do something I enjoy.

Thanks.

Yeah, thank you Sona.

By the way you're fired.

I wish!

(screaming)

All right, well, listen,

we've got a great show tonight.

Wanda Sykes gonna be joining us.

We'll take a break.

We'll be right back.

Terrific job, Sona.

Make sure, do they have that for the low back too?

I've got a little tuft there that needs a placing.

(laughing)

What's wrong with you.

[Conan] Well, it's true. It's, it's so orange.