You look exactly like your picture.

You're kind of thicker, More robust.

Thank you.

Compliment.

You look a little bit like Antonio Banderas.

If I squint really hard, please squint all night.

Great, Chelsea, You're Kelsey.

I'm saying that's all right.

What's your name again?

It's Jake.

Sorry about that.

So, what do you do?

Oh, I'm studying toe work in the city.

I wanna make Staten Island like a great place again.

Staten Island already Cool he's talking about.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The first person here to say that.

Oh, no, no, no.

It's the best place on earth.

Well, at least on the East Coast, I think.

Excuse me.

Okay.

Hey, hey.

Hello?

Hey.

Hey.

Would you guys like, still or sparkling water?

Um, you pick.

I'm more of a sparkling guy.

So sparkling it is.

But I do like tequila, So if I get just a patrol with a rock, that's fine.

Yeah, that's fine.

Cool.

I prefer tequila, tequila and rock.

You guys want, like warm bread or olive oil?

One breast.

Oh, okay.

Grow.

Did you scare off another customer?

What's wrong with you?

I'm so sorry about that he has, like nepotism, you know?

Is that a disease?

Yeah, it's a bad one.

I brought that guy here to make you jealous.

You could give a fuck to make me.

Don't seem jealous or upset at all.

I do care.

Of course I care.

I chose the hottest guy on tinder.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at my tits.

There's literally the Eiffel Tower is holding them up in here.

Look.

Great.

Thank you.

Please don't cry here.

You look awful.

What do you mean?

What did your skin looks see through in circles around your eyes?

It's so dark.

You living an anorexic panda?

Well, I know, I know.

You always look sick and pale like you have a disease, but you don't know it yet, but you literally look like if I touch to you just turned to dust.

I'm sorry.

I'm not doing very well.

I'm not, you know.

What do I tell your date?

Don't tell him to fuck up.

I met him 10 minutes ago.

He's a deejay.