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  • - Since I'm wild and crazy,

  • maybe they're very reserved and boring.

  • - I hope I'm not going to a hoarder's home.

  • That's, that will actually bring anxiety to me.

  • - [Announcer] Before they meet their new families,

  • Shauna and Nicole have a chance

  • to look around their new homes.

  • (door closing)

  • (lively music)

  • - Holy crap.

  • Is this a showroom house?

  • Do people live here?

  • Dear god, no one lives here.

  • It's a joke.

  • - Oh my goodness.

  • They've got kids?

  • Oh my goodness.

  • These are people that definitely like to entertain.

  • They obviously drink a lot.

  • Certainly there's a lot of liquor.

  • It's just not my thing.

  • - Do kids live here?

  • Children do not exist in this house.

  • There's no toys, there's no way, there's nowhere, oh!

  • They have a mini piano.

  • She gets that at least.

  • - Oh, okay.

  • This is a little messy for my tastes.

  • Oh my god, I would have a panic attack.

  • This would, this would, John, oh my god, John would die.

  • - Look at this closet.

  • Heel and toe.

  • Heel and toe.

  • - Holy (beeping)

  • (scary music)

  • Oh my god.

  • This is madness.

  • This makes me feel like, like, like,

  • just, like a lot of anxiety, like a little panicked.

  • I do not know how I am going to live here.

  • - [Announcer] Nicole and Shauna have each written

  • a manual to guide the new wife

  • with the running of their home.

  • - "Our house is very happy, loving, and organized home."

  • Organized, very organized.

  • - "My name is Nicole and my husband is Brandon

  • "and he is a riot.

  • "We are known as the party house.

  • "We always have the food, the alcohol, the wine.

  • "We also love to blast our music

  • "and have had the cops called

  • "on us eight times this past year."

  • Oh boy.

  • - "The main thing that drives me crazy

  • "about John is how clean everything has to be at all times,

  • "so I work very hard to keep it up to his standards."

  • He's the one?

  • I thought it was her.

  • It's him.

  • I'm so screwed.

  • - "I hate chores and I don't clean." (laughing)

  • John is gonna die.

  • - "Schedules are important to us."

  • Of course they are.

  • - "Neither of us believe in overly controlling

  • "when it comes to raising our son.

  • "We want him to have fun and embrace life

  • "and when you control your kids too much, you kill that."

  • I don't necessarily agree with that.

  • I think that children need structure.

  • - "John works full-time and is the main breadwinner.

  • "I became a stay-at-home mom and left my career

  • "after having our kids."

  • I'm just like you.

  • No, I'm not. (chuckling)

  • - [Announcer] It's now time for the wives

  • to meet their new husbands and families.

  • - [John] Come here.

  • - Hi! - Hi.

  • - How are you? - They're so cute.

  • - We got these for you, welcome.

  • - Thank you so much.

  • - Welcome to our home.

  • - It's so clean.

  • - Can you say hi? - Where's all

  • your toys, girls?

  • - Everything's got a place.

  • - [Shauna] (gasping) Are you Gio?

  • - Here you go, new mommy.

  • (laughing)

  • - Can I have a hug? - Give a hug, Giovanni.

  • - Oh my goodness.

  • - I'm sorry, I meant, hi, I'm Shauna.

  • - Hi, I'm Brandon,

  • nice to meet you. - I give hugs.

  • - Me too. - Wanting to meet you.

  • Oh my god, I'm shaking, this is so sweet.

  • - Is Daddy a neat freak?

  • - [John] Yeah.

  • - Does he want everything clean all the time?

  • - [John] Ah, yes.

  • - Are you gonna help me clean.

  • - Nobody's talking, so I'm gonna put the girls down

  • for a little nap and then I'll be back down

  • and we can clean.

  • - This is gonna be, mm, I am horrible,

  • I'll actually create more dust cleaning

  • than I will not cleaning, so there's that.

  • - We're actually having a cookout tonight.

  • - Oh, stop!

  • - So it's gonna be like a Mexican onesie themed cookout.

  • - Oh my god. (laughing) - Yes.

  • - Clearly, we live our lives differently.

  • - So, you know what we should do is

  • the pre-cook dinner shot.

  • - Oh my god.

  • I haven't done shots since college,

  • especially on a Tuesday during the day.

  • I don't want to be a part of that.

  • - So, I love tequila and so does my wife.

  • - Oh my god, tequila is the one thing,

  • I will regurgitate it.

  • Stop.

  • I don't want to take a shot, especially during the day,

  • but I'm living by Nicole's rules, so I will absolutely try.

  • I think I'm gonna be sick.

- Since I'm wild and crazy,

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