Thank you.

Uh, sit down.

Sit down.

Okay.

They're taking their seats again.

That's very nice of you.

They stood for me to It was very embarrassing.

Uh, get up.

Yeah, they Now I'm curious.

This movie.

It's a great idea for a movie and head of state.

You're a guy who wants to be president.

I'm an alderman from D.

C.

A little, little small, uh, part of D.

C.

And, uh, the candidates for president.

Two of them dying.

A weird plane accident cause they used a cell phone on a plane.

Eso because, you know what happened to use the cell phone, right?

That's that part explains itself.

Exactly.

So the party knowing that they're gonna lose because they're running against an incumbent who happens to be a war hero, And Sharon Stone's cousin, uh, decides we have to find a fall guy a patsy, and they choose May Chris Rock, first black guy to run for president, you know, And, uh, since no one will run with my black ass, uh, be my running man to choose my big brother who's played by Bernie Mac.

That's good.

casting.

Have you thought about in preparing for this role?

Do you think about what you would do if you were president?

Do you think of anything that you might?

Any laws you might enact when he steps, you might take steps I would take I would I get a new secretary of Defense.

It would be a Suge Knight That, uh yeah, no one's gonna mess with us if Suge Knight is running things Should Night was the Secretary of Defense.

Yeah.

Any ideas for, like, poet laureate who that poet laureate would be?

Nelly.

Nelly.

Now they are 50 cent.

50 cent.

Either one of those good administration.

Yes, Yes, yes, yes.

Um, Now you shot this movie in D.

C.

You actually shot it on location in D.

C.

Is that right?

Did you ever get to take it into the sites?

When you were there, I went around.

Would I goto I went to the White House.

Actually, I was hanging out in front because the hotel was It was like a block away.

And so I'm out there in the front.

Chilling was looking at it just like any tourist just looking through the fence That's the White House.

Okay.

E Guess they could put that on cribs.

Right?

Right on.

A security guard recognized me.

Chris Rock.

What's up, man?

You won't see the White House Sure brings me in.

Wait a minute.

That seems like it just seems like kind of a security breach.

It is kind of a I mean, what if sometimes he's wrong?

What if he thinks somebody is a celebrity right here?

I was Todd Bridges exact way.

Can't have Todd Bridges running around the White House.

And I was in the White House now, and I you know, they don't have tours anymore.

So the president there did this lax, you know?

So I'm walking around drawers on the floor.

So you get this stuff out of here, man, the hell is going on.

Someone's gonna talk to the security guard.

I don't think this is the way it should be done.

Crystal, come on in Here.

I was in there eating, you know, eating the president's jello, right?

Like this Jell O.

Yeah, that's me, man.

Now, you you met with presidents.

Didn't you meet with any presidents to sort of understand the nature of what it's like to be a president.

You could prepare.

I think I met about three presidents.

I met Jimmy Carter, where you met him at B E P.

Of all places I was walking into BT, doing black stuff, and, uh, it's still that's where they do black stuff.

Top secret.

I can't tell you about that now, but I'm still waiting for that call.

I I think I think he was rebuilding.

BT actually sawing away.

We're calling a B e t six and park.

He's giving them a new set of something.

Then I met a met President Bush senior.

Really?

What?

He was all right, but he thought I was Spike Lee E a a right.

Yeah.

It's pretty good for him.

Yeah, And then I met a, uh, he's up on.

You know what's going on?

Yeah, he's almost there.

On, uh, I met a Clinton Clinton a couple of times.

What's I I've like, I got to perform for him once, but never really got toe talk to him.

What's he like?

Uh, he's a cool, cool guy, man.

Like Like I almost slept with him.

This right then?

Yeah, like, started to get close, and then no.

Yeah, yeah.

Wow.

Please.