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  • -Welcome back.

  • I'm hanging out with Drew Barrymore.

  • "The Drew Barrymore Show" airs weekdays.

  • I watch every morning, buddy.

  • Check your local listings or visit thedrewbarrymoreshow.com.

  • Now, Drew, I wanted to try something fun with you.

  • I thought that we could act out a dramatic scene together.

  • But first, we have to fill in the blanks.

  • It is time for "Mad Lib Theater."

  • Here we go.

  • -♪ Mad Lib Theater

  • Yeah

  • -Now here's how this works. I'm gonna ask you

  • for some silly words, nouns, verbs, adjectives.

  • You know "Mad Lib." -I do, very well.

  • -Well, as I ask you these questions,

  • they're gonna be written into our prompter,

  • and then we're gonna act out a dramatic "Mad Lib" scene.

  • You ready for this? Here we go.

  • [ Clears throat ] -All right.

  • I'm just gonna go fast and throw it out there.

  • Not gonna overthink it. -Nope.

  • -Like I do everything. -Here we go.

  • Ready? Adjective.

  • -Um...silly.

  • -Male first and last name.

  • -Justin Bieber. [ Laughter ]

  • -Two words that rhyme.

  • -Kitty Mitty.

  • I don't know what that is.

  • -Chain restaurant.

  • -P.F. Chang's. [ Laughter ]

  • -A noun?

  • -Shoe.

  • -Body part.

  • -Adam's apple! -Nice.

  • -That's a body part. -Adam's apple.

  • -Another body part.

  • -Nipple. [ Laughter ]

  • Too much? Too far?

  • -Favorite Netflix show.

  • -Oh, my gosh. Oh! "Wild Wild Country"!

  • -Ooh. "...Wild Country."

  • God, what is in my brain? I'm a sicko.

  • -Verb ending in I-N-G.

  • -Snorfing.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Clothing store.

  • -Banana Republic. [ Laughter ]

  • -Oh, my God. These are great names, these are great words.

  • Last junk food you ate.

  • -Oh. McDonald's french fries!

  • -All right, Mickey D french fries.

  • Your first concert.

  • -Heart.

  • -Celebrity name.

  • -Will Ferrell! -Okay. Will Ferrell.

  • -He's circling, I feel like. -Amount of time.

  • -One billion years. -One billion years.

  • First long lyric that comes to mind.

  • -♪ If I can't have you, I don't want nobody, baby

  • -Oh, I love that jam.

  • If I can't have you

  • Something you drink at a Super Bowl party?

  • -Mai Tais.

  • -[ Laughs ] What?!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Wha--

  • -Well, you know, back in the day, we'd go to Trader Vic's

  • and watch the Super Bowl. -Trader Vic's.

  • Famous movie quote.

  • -"Here's looking at you, kid."

  • -Ooh, yeah.

  • Another verb ending in I-N-G.

  • -Pooping. [ Laughter ]

  • -We're gonna go super fast here. Adjective to describe a rabbit.

  • -Fluffy! -Fluffy, okay.

  • Adjective to describe a clam. -Crazy, weird, freaky!

  • -Freaky. All right, good, freaky.

  • Plural food! -Kiwis!

  • -Kiwis?! An animal.

  • -A fox!

  • -Another body part! -Belly button!

  • -Belly button.

  • A fictional character.

  • -Dobie Gillis!

  • -Dobie Gillis? [ Both laugh ]

  • -Yeah.

  • -Something that makes noise!

  • -A bomb! [ Laughter ]

  • -Plural professions!

  • -Dancers! -Yes.

  • And, finally, a verb.

  • -Running! Runner.

  • -Runner. Run. -Run.

  • -All right. We got it.

  • We have all of our Mad Libs. We have all of our adjectives,

  • verbs, and we're gonna put it all into the prompter,

  • and we're going to act out our dramatic scene.

  • Here we go. Let's start "Mad Lib Theater."

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Welcome to today's silly meditation.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I'm your guide, Justin Bieber.

  • -And I'm Kitty Mitty.

  • To begin, make sure your body is in a comfortable position,

  • whether you're seated at P.F. Chang's

  • or lying down on a shoe. [ Laughter ]

  • -As you sit, take a few deep breaths,

  • breathing in through your Adam's apple...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ...and out through your nipple.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Gently focus your attention on the breath

  • and know that it's okay if your mind starts to drift

  • to "Wild Wild Country."

  • -Now -- Now imagine you're snorfing in a Banana Republic.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • You smell the comforting scent of McDonald's french fries.

  • -Mmm.

  • And you hear the sound of Heart playing as you

  • sense someone walking toward you.

  • As they get closer, you see it's Will Ferrell.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -For one billion years, you sit staring at each other

  • until they stand up and whisper,

  • "If I can't have you, I don't want nobody, baby."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Your heart overflows with the Mai Tais

  • and you shout, "Here's looking at you, kid."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Will Ferrell turns around and starts gently

  • pooping out of the Banana Republic.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -It's now time to repeat the following affirmations.

  • I am fluffy.

  • -I am fluffy.

  • -I am freaky. [ Laughter ]

  • -I am freaky.

  • -I will stop fearing kiwis. [ Laughter ]

  • -I will stop fearing kiwis.

  • And when I make the sound of a fox -- [ Laughs ] --

  • bring yourself back to the present moment.

  • Okay. [ Laughter ]

  • -Bring your thumbs to your belly button,

  • and let's repeat our favorite saying

  • from the world-renowned guru Dobie Gillis.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Quiet the bomb, and the dancers will run.

  • And scene.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -My thanks to Drew Barrymore!

  • We'll be right back with Talib Kweli, everybody!

  • Come on back!

  • Actually, it feels pretty good. I can feel it.

  • -I know! This is beautiful!

  • ♪♪

-Welcome back.

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