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  • YOU KNOW, UH...

  • YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY, MAN...

  • THERE'S TWO THINGS THAT STARTED HAPPENING TO ME A LOT NOW

  • SINCE I STARTED THE SECOND SEASON.

  • ONE--LIKE, WHEN I WALK DOWN THE STREET,

  • PEOPLE ALWAYS SCREAM STUFF OUT.

  • LIKE, I'LL BE WITH MY KIDS,

  • AND PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH."

  • AND ALL THAT STUFF.

  • THE OTHER THING THAT HAPPENS, WHICH I THINK IS THE WORST,

  • IS WHEN PEOPLE COME UP TO ME

  • AND TRY TO GIVE ME IDEAS FOR THE SHOW.

  • SEND THEM [BEEP] THROUGH THE PROPER CHANNELS, ALL RIGHT?

  • NOW, I'M NOT SAYING I'M NOT OPEN.

  • JUST PICK YOUR SPOTS.

  • AS A MATTER OF FACT, IF YOU KNEW WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH MY MIND

  • WHEN YOU PITCH ME THAT KIND OF STUFF,

  • YOU WOULDN'T EVEN TALK TO ME.

  • 'CAUSE I'LL THINK ABOUT ANYTHING

  • BUT WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

  • FOR EXAMPLE...

  • I LOVE YOU, BABY.

  • [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

  • OH, I KNOW YOU DO. COME HERE, GIRL.

  • GIVE ME SOME. MM-MMM.

  • Man: EXCUSE ME, I HATE TO INTERRUPT,

  • BUT I JUST HAD TO SAY "HELLO."

  • HEY, MAN, HOW YOU DOIN'?

  • IS THIS A BAD TIME?

  • YOU KIND OF CAUGHT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING...

  • COOL. SO, I'M SURE YOU GET THIS ALL THE TIME,

  • BUT I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA FOR YOU.

  • IT'S A MOVIE. IS IT COOL IF I SIT DOWN?

  • THIS'LL ONLY TAKE A MINUTE.

  • I'M FRANK FELMAN.

  • YOU KIND OF CAUGHT ME AND THE WIFE AT A BAD TIME--

  • IT'S A LOVE STORY.

  • YOU PLAY AN UNDERGROUND STREET POET NAMED COLT 45.

  • HE'S A REBEL WITH A BIG HEART.

  • HE'S A LONER BECAUSE HIS WIFE HAS BEEN KILLED

  • BY THE CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER...

  • [THINKING]: BICYCLE...MONKEY...

  • ASHY LARRY.

  • HE'S A VOLUNTEER VETERINARIAN ON WEDNESDAYS...

  • I WONDER WHAT ARSENIO'S DOING RIGHT NOW?

  • [HARP GLISSANDO]

  • HE PROBABLY AT A WINE-AND-CHEESE PARTY.

  • DAMN, THIS SOME GOOD-ASS CHEESE!

  • [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

  • THEY DON'T TELL HIM HOW GOOD THE CHEESE IS, HE'LL BE MAD.

  • HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME HOW GOOD THE CHEESE WAS?

  • [BEEP]!

  • SOME GOOD-ASS CHEESE, MAN.

  • WHAT THE [BEEP] YOU LOOKIN' AT?

  • I WAS--

  • BOB EUBANKS-LOOKIN' [BEEP]!

  • YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME HOW GOOD THE CHEESE WAS!

  • I WAS THINKING THE VILLAIN COULD BE PLAYED BY ROD STEWART.

  • MAN, I SHOULD'VE BEEN A RAPPER.

  • THAT LOOK LIKE FUN.

  • UNH, HOW YOU GONNA RIP IT LIKE THIS, SON? ♪

  • HOW YOU GONNA RIP IT LIKE THAT, SON? ♪

  • ♪ I DON'T PLAY THAT BECAUSE IT'S ACTION... ♪

  • BUT I NEED A GIMMICK.

  • ♪ 'CAUSE I'M BLACK, SON, THAT'S RIGHT

  • ♪ I'M THE BLACK SHEEP, THE REAL BLACK SHEEP

  • ♪ I'M THE BLACK SHEEP, THE REAL BLACK SHEEP, UNH! ♪

  • [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

  • UNH!

  • [HARP GLISSANDO]

  • ...WE HAVE THIS BIG SHOWDOWN

  • AT THE FOOT OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE.

  • DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOO

  • DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOO

  • DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOO

  • [HARP GLISSANDO]

  • MY COMPANY IS WILLING TO OFFER YOU $12 MILLION.

  • [CASH REGISTER DINGS]

  • $12 MILLION?

  • "FRANK," RIGHT?

  • YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?

  • W-WAITRESS, GET THIS [BEEP] SOMETHING TO DRINK.

  • LOOK, FRANK, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS...

  • YOU KNOW THOSE SKITS ON CHAPPELLE'S SHOW? I WRITE A LOT OF THOSE.

  • AND I'M THINKING MAYBE I CAN GIVE YOU SOME IDEAS

  • TO MAKE COLT A MORE INTERESTING CHARACTER.

  • I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR 'EM.

  • ALL RIGHT, WELL, INSTEAD OF CALLING HIM COLT 45,

  • FIRST OF ALL, WE GOTTA CHANGE THE NAME.

  • [THINKING]: NASCAR RACING...

  • UNICORNS...

  • INSTEAD OF THE SPACE SHUTTLE,

  • YOU MAKE IT RIGHT ON THE STEPS OF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL.

  • THAT'S GOOD.

  • [THINKING]: WONDER WHAT MY GIRL THINKING ABOUT.

  • [THINKING]: YOU KNOW WHO I'D LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH?

  • [HARP GLISSANDO]

  • [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

  • [HARP GLISSANDO]

  • [LAUGHING]

  • DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOO

  • DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOODLE IT, DOO... ♪

  • [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING]

YOU KNOW, UH...

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When Dave Chappelle Hears a Pitch - Chappelle’s Show

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    林宜悉 posted on 2021/02/17
Video vocabulary

Keywords

stuff

US /stʌf/

UK /stʌf/

  • noun
  • Generic description for things, materials, objects
  • verb
  • To push material inside something, with force
matter

US /ˈmætɚ/

UK /'mætə(r)/

  • verb
  • To be of great importance; to count
  • noun
  • Material all things are made of that fills space
  • Problem or reason for concern
character

US /ˈkærəktɚ/

UK /'kærəktə(r)/

  • noun
  • Person in a story, movie or play
  • Writing symbols, e.g. alphabet or Chinese writing
  • Your personality or nature
  • Person who is interesting in amusing way
  • The mental and moral qualities distinctive to an individual
  • The quality of being individual in a marked way
  • A person or other being in a narrative
  • A printed or written letter or symbol
  • The quality of being individual in a marked way.
  • The distinctive nature or features of something.
  • An interesting or unusual person.
  • A person or other being in a narrative.
  • other
  • The distinctive nature or features of something
  • The mental and moral qualities distinctive to an individual.
  • The distinctive nature or features of something.
audience

US /ˈɔdiəns/

UK /ˈɔ:diəns/

  • noun
  • Group of people attending a play, movie etc.
proper

US /ˈprɑpɚ/

UK /'prɒpə(r)/

  • adjective
  • Correct according to social or moral rules
  • Correct or appropriate; suitable for the purpose or occasion.
  • Behaving in a polite and socially acceptable way.
  • Genuine; truly what something is said or regarded to be.
  • Conforming to conventionally accepted standards of behavior or morals.
  • Thorough; complete.
  • (of a noun) denoting a particular person, place, or thing.
financial

US /faɪˈnænʃ(ə)l/

UK /faɪˈnænʃl/

  • adjective
  • Involving money
  • Relating to money or finance.
  • Relating to investments.
  • Relating to the management of money and other assets by businesses or organizations.
  • Relating to the economy.
  • Relating to accounting or financial records.
  • Relating to money or the management of money.
  • Relating to companies that manage money.
  • Relating to the planning and management of finances.
  • Relating to the provision of funds or resources.
  • Relating to the reporting of a company's financial performance.
  • Relating to finance or money.
  • Relating to money, investments, or the management of funds.
  • noun
  • A person who provides advice on financial matters.
  • other
  • Money provided to support a person or activity.
pitch

US /pɪtʃ/

UK /pɪtʃ/

  • verb
  • To suggest a product, idea to make someone buy
  • To throw a baseball to a batter
  • To plunge or fall forward or headlong
  • To set up a camp or tent for a length of time
  • To attempt to sell something to someone
  • To set a sound to a certain level
  • To throw the ball to the batter.
  • noun
  • Act of throwing a baseball for someone to hit
  • Playing fields in sports, e.g. for soccer
  • Attempt to sell/persuade someone of the value of
  • Degree of slope on e.g. a plane's wing
  • Measure of how high or low a sound is
  • Black substance that is very stick when heated
  • A persuasive sales presentation.
  • The highness or lowness of a sound.
  • An area of ground marked out for sports.
  • The angle of a slope.
  • A dark, sticky substance made from tar or resin.
  • adjective
  • Very dark black color
villain

US /ˈvɪlən/

UK /'vɪlən/

  • noun
  • Character in a story who is mean or evil
  • A character in a story or real life who does bad things.
  • Something or someone regarded as responsible for trouble or harm.
register

US /ˈrɛdʒɪstɚ/

UK /'redʒɪstə(r)/

  • verb
  • To record your name on an official list; sign up
  • To show an amount on a measurement device
  • (Of feelings) to show or make visible
  • noun
  • Till; machine used add up things you buy
  • Range of notes of a person's (singing) voice
  • A machine used in shops for calculating and recording the amount of money received from sales.
  • An official list or record of names, items, or events.
  • A mail that is registered.
  • The range of a voice or instrument.
  • A variety of a language used for a particular purpose or in a particular social setting.
  • other
  • To record or enroll formally.
  • To send (a letter or parcel) by registered post.
rip

US /rɪp/

UK /rɪp/

  • verb
  • To tear or split roughly or cause to tear or split
  • To become torn, opened, or split apart forcefully
  • To remove or take by pulling it forcefully
  • To tear (something) quickly or forcibly.
  • To cheat or swindle someone.
  • noun
  • A long tear in something, e.g. a piece of cloth
  • A tear or split in something.
  • (Slang) A puff of marijuana.
  • (Computing) A copy of data (especially audio or video) from a CD, DVD, etc., to a computer.
  • A tear or split in something.
  • other
  • To tear (something) quickly or forcibly away from something or someone.
  • (Computing) To copy data (especially audio or video) from a CD, DVD, etc., to a computer.
  • abbreviation
  • Rest in peace (used on gravestones or in obituaries).