Name: The Guy Addicted to Conspiracies (ft. Trevor Wallace) - Addiction Busters
Uploaded: 2021-02-17T18:35:50.000Z
Duration: 6 min 9 s
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Michael is one of those kids that love to ask questions.

Adverbs of manner

And actually was the only word he spoke until he was about five.

Why Michael's curiosity turned to paranoia when he was eight and found out Santa wasn't really.

He stopped trusting our parents, teachers, even newscasters for tracking Santa's sleigh.

When that blink 1 82 song aliens exist came out.

Also, sometimes he talks about how he doesn't trust the government.

And he won't get a driver's license because he thinks that's how they steal our organs.

He's gonna get himself killed by somebody killing him for being so fucking annoying.

Michael only dates because he thinks I'm part of the Illuminati.

But you do crazy things for people you love.

Every girl doesn't ask your wife what I was doing.

I'm just surprised it took you guys so long to go through the intervention.

You know you have a problem after everything you told me you're gonna play dumb.

You and I both know you set this up for the Illuminati to silence Michael, Baby, we've been dating for four years.

You're the only one here who was in the Illuminati.

Or so I thought like this has nothing to do with the Illuminati, man.

Then why the hell you all wearing green shirts then?

I fucking told you we had a coordinate outfits.

This guy is a farmer and we're a bunch of sheep.

Of course I see him insane to a bunch of shape.

When you guys aimlessly just follow the leaders until you all off the side of the earth, Baby, you said you're going to stop thinking the Earth is flat.

I stopped thinking when I started knowing Joe Rogan experience Episode 47.

Because that's what we were taught in school with evidence, huh?

Are we not always staying on flat surfaces?

Isn't there like evidence with the sun and the moon?

Also, even if aliens are real, what are you gonna do about it?

Would you rather just die than live in an underground hole and sleep on beanbag chairs for the rest of your life to words sheep.

Prince Andrew is really blatant about that.

You spend all your time researching bullshit bullshit.

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The Guy Addicted to Conspiracies (ft. Trevor Wallace) - Addiction Busters

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