[doorbell rings]

- Matt?

But I dropped you off at your house.

What are you doing at mine?

- [British accent] Never mind all that.

Out of the way you go.

♪ ♪

No wonder you're clinically depressed.

This place is a mess!

But don't despair.

We'll simply clean up your lair.

- No, I'll never accept your help.

- [chuckles]

If I had a tuppence for every time I've heard that,

I could buy a lorry.

♪ The cure for depression ♪

♪ Is to change your expression ♪

♪ From a frown to a smile ♪

♪ Take a tip from this dapper Gentile ♪

♪ If you think the world is a pointless mess ♪

♪ Simply choose not to stress ♪

♪ And you'll see it's easy ♪

♪ As changing your brain chemistry ♪

If all you eat is junk, no wonder you're in a funk.

But if you eat organic,

your self-hatred won't be so volcanic.

If you resolve your deep-seated issues,

you'll have no more use for tissues.

[goofy slide whistle plays]

And if you right your poster,

there'll be no need to bathe with your toaster.

[bell dinging]

♪ ♪

[whooshing]

[straining]

[sighs]

That was a tricky little fellow.

[cheerful music]

You know, a 30-minute workout is just 2% of your day.

♪ Your simple objective is to change your perspective ♪

[cat meows] ♪ A frown becomes a smile ♪

♪ When you pretend that life is worthwhile ♪

♪ If you think the world is an open sewer ♪

♪ Just put your clothes in the drawer ♪

♪ And you'll see ♪ - ♪ And you'll see ♪

- ♪ It's easy ♪ - ♪ It's easy ♪

both: ♪ To stop thinking the thoughts that you think ♪

- [sighs]

[doorbell buzzes]

[sports announcer speaking indistinctly on TV]

- These fucking refs don't know

what they're fucking talking about.

- What the fuck are you doing here?

- [normal voice] I brought you leafy greens.

I read on the cover of "Men's Health" magazine

that a healthy diet can help alleviate depression.