[doorbell rings]

- Matt?

But I dropped you off at your house.

What are you doing at mine?

- [British accent] Never mind all that.

Out of the way you go.

£ £

No wonder you're clinically depressed.

This place is a mess!

But don't despair.

We'll simply clean up your lair.

- No, I'll never accept your help.

- [chuckles]

If I had a tuppence for every time I've heard that,

I could buy a lorry.

£ The cure for depression £

£ Is to change your expression £

£ From a frown to a smile £

£ Take a tip from this dapper Gentile £

£ If you think the world is a pointless mess £

£ Simply choose not to stress £

£ And you'll see it's easy £

£ As changing your brain chemistry £

If all you eat is junk, no wonder you're in a funk.

But if you eat organic,

your self-hatred won't be so volcanic.

If you resolve your deep-seated issues,

you'll have no more use for tissues.

[goofy slide whistle plays]

And if you right your poster,

there'll be no need to bathe with your toaster.

[bell dinging]

£ £

[whooshing]

[straining]

[sighs]

That was a tricky little fellow.

[cheerful music]

You know, a 30-minute workout is just 2% of your day.

£ Your simple objective is to change your perspective £

[cat meows] £ A frown becomes a smile £

£ When you pretend that life is worthwhile £

£ If you think the world is an open sewer £

£ Just put your clothes in the drawer £

£ And you'll see £ - £ And you'll see £

- £ It's easy £ - £ It's easy £

both: £ To stop thinking the thoughts that you think £

- [sighs]