Like I like the Those are the Mike Nesmith monkeys.

What, 1968.

I'm They're kind of the redneck sort of cletus Zeke.

Kind of vibe.

Do you like him?

I think they're kind of cool.

I think that was look good.

Yeah.

Everyone I know is I'm not.

Many people I know were into him.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, I think they look.

I think they work.

You think so?

I think they've come back around.

Yeah, People are into that.

I brought a pair for you, Actually.

Seriously?

Yeah.

Great.

Here we g o They're actually match my hair coloring.

I think the people in the back made him to shape your Oh, look, this they actually stick on.

This is so thoughtful of you.

Try it out.

This is so cool.

Chicks dig it, man.

Mhm e.

So need the help here.

We g o c.

May I'm doing this right?

Is it right there, you know?

Are you sure?

Yeah, I think goes on the other side.

God, I guess the stash to actually like that, uh, we owe is that they're on this side over here.

I'm President James Buchanan with Louisiana purchase was the biggest mistake of your administration, sir.

Now you do feel like fighting a duel when you wear these these air.

Great.

We should go for it.

You know, I had I had side burns on the show.

Not like this.

But I had sideburns on the show like a year and a half ago, and some critic wrote this review and he said, Yeah, I kind of like the show.

But Conan looks like a riverboat gambler next day shaved them off.

Maybe I should I'll lose him then.

If it's not a good idea, see it to me.

It's like it's the Elvis rock trip.

Of course, it's great.

Yeah, it's very cool.

Let's talk about what you did last night.

That's very unusual.

You worked the cash register a tower record at Tower Records as, like, a promotional thing, which I had done 10 years ago.

You did it for 10 years ago.

You did it to make money, to make a living, to try to make money, right?

And was that was that cool?

Didn't work out last night.

Yeah, it was pretty fun.

Same supervisor that I had when I was working in D.

C.

10 years old.

And you know what?

I showed up five minutes late.

I hadn't seen this guy in 10 years.

And I said, Tim, he goes, You're late like, Oh, my God.

You didn't say I'm a rock star now.

And have some people beat him.

Of course I had my security beat the hell out.

Yeah, absolutely.

What kind of when you really worked at Tower Records?

What kinds of things would you do to just pass the time?

Have fun.

I'm kidding.

You know your actions discussed me, sir.

Yeah, No, what would we dio?

You know, we used to do Wait a minute.

Just look.

I look like General Zia's.

I'm realizing from Planet of the Apes.

You know, that's interchange.

Just not kill eight.

You could do like Mr Potato Head and kind of dio there, Ugo.

Or maybe that the way I've been in an explosion.

You look like you're in Oasis, actually.

Way Liam Gallagher?

Yeah.

Way used to take the little security strips that you put on CDs and put them in the pulse magazines, which you're free.

So that old women Children Oh, Pulse magazine and then kind of step through the security guy takes a pounding on an old lady.

Wow.

You're a nice guy.

Way have to talk about this video for a second.

Learn to fly because it's kind of interesting.

Look, let's look at some stills from the video.

You're all over this place.

This is you.

Of course.

E think looking very nice.

Let's keep moving here.

There you are.

That's me and Taylor.

Are drummers right behind me?

Uh huh.

That must have felt nice.

And here I think this is salt.

Here you are, as Dorothy.

I think this is very nice.

And they put what they put braces on you for that, Is that right?

Yes, I've always wanted braces.

But you haven't said one truthful thing.

You know, sort of.

God, When I was a kid, I wanted braces.

I wanted glasses.

I wanted thio accessorize, head gear, the whole nine, I'm sure, but I hope I get horrible acne.

Please.

Why can't I have it?

I did want braces so badly, though.

And so that was a fantasy come true.

And I'm really bummed they didn't show the whole outfit.

It was waist up at this cute little blue denim skirt with white stockings and these huge, fluffy like gave boots.

You're frightening us now.

What was this move right here?

Where you going?

Going to a hoedown.

Exactly.

I grew the burns.

Well, there is, uh, there is nothing left to lose.

Is in stores now.

And you know what?

I wanted to have you come on the show for quite a while.

That's very cool to have you here.

You know what?

This is the first time I've ever gone on to a talk show just to talk just to be a guest.

So I have very funny.

I have to say hi to my band.

Got sorry that I'm the lead singer, but nicely done.

Dan Croll.

Thanks for coming.

Good to have you here.