What?

We go to school together?

Oh, yeah?

Do you like jokes, Jerk?

Great.

Okay, So grasshopper named Gary walks into a bar.

Oh, no.

Not supposed to know his name.

Let me try.

Nobody.

Okay, Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow interrupting cow.

Who moved?

Yeah, E don't know.

Too close.

Too close.

Too close.

What's that?

Oh!

Oh, crap.

Calm down.

75 girls phone.

No, no!

Oh, my God.

Wait, Bianca, I'm coming.

It turns out I'm not the sweet guy or the funny guy.

I must many.

Delgado's a man of action.

Yeah, really?

Wait, My dog is still in there.

Be right back.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Your turn on.

No way.

Do you want to get your attention or not?

Yeah.

You?

Yeah.

And this?

Yes, that was amazing.

Did you see the look of Miranda's face?

No, but you did good, though.

Ma, please stop calling me that.

I hate that movie.

What movie?

Oh, get in.

You gotta make you We I don't know how to do that.

Yes, Free.

What's with the looks?

It's like asylum moving here.

Okay, I was walking behind.

Score.

Alicia who was moving away, and I was working up the courage to get a new address so I could write her.

I expressed myself a lot better on papers talk, kid.

Well, she dropped her locket, and I picked it up, but she kept walking.

And I ha you stole the locket after I told the principal that you could have never done something like that.

And I threatened him with the Colombian necktie money.

Why?

Don't worry.

It was because he wanted to wear it.

I thought I could keep it as something to remember her by.

But then you were yelling at Mr Victor's.

I I was just too scared to tell you.

Go to the guy.

I'm really sorry.

Go the hell can't get down.

J.

What?

Whatever money I somebody say something.

Ok, Come in.

Okay.

He was hanging from that bar up there.

Why?

What do you have in your head?

It's a way to helmet to stretch me so I could get taller.

Whoa, Money.

Why do you have to get told now?

Love, Mom, Why else I lost spelling to Dirk is because in her words, he's talked.

Everybody else is getting taller.

But me.

You think it's the coffee?

No.

Maybe.

But hanging down side up is not gonna help you.

The website said it would listen.

Money.

You already intelligent and beautiful and funny.

If you get tall, you're going to have everything.

Those poor boys, they're not gonna have anything to compete with You.

Look at this.

You have a mark in your head.

Now I'm gonna go get you some ice, okay?

It's a lot of pretty words, but they don't help me tomorrow.

Sorry, kid.

Just one of those things.

You get taller when you get taller.

Why don't you get ready for bed?

Jesus.

You know, when I was your age, I started working out to get the girls.

Do you think that would help?

Yeah.

So tomorrow we start working out.

Okay?

Maybe I'll even show you a few pull ups on this bad boy here, huh?

You see that pretty soon.

That's how strong you're gonna be.

How could she not be here either?

This is hopeless.

Have a little faith.

Did the Jews give up when the Egyptians chased them to the banks of the Red Sea?

How do you know all this stuff?

Because I think only one listening to Uncle Tom's toast.

I'm glad it worked out for the ancient Jews, but at the moment, I don't see God doing me.

Joe thought this way.

You could see it.

Yeah, I'm not gonna embarrass you, But you got one minute to get out of here.

You too.

His for the best.

All this sneaking around was kind of weighing on me.

She's got her gift bags and go.

No, I still have 50 seconds.

Excuse me.

Hi.

My name is Manny Delgado, and I've been searching for you since you smart of me in the lobby today.

Maybe even my whole life.

It's too late for us to have the magical night I was hoping for, but it's not too late for us to have a memento.

What might have been?

I'll be waiting.

Yeah, you tell right where those my, um hi.

What is it?

You can always tell when something's wrong.

What is her name?

Chelsea.

The prettiest barista who's ever served me a double shot.

Half caf caramel macchiato with the dusting of cinnamon e.

I want to talk to her.

But whenever I do, all I can say is uh, maybe you used up all your words.

Order in that coffee.

Why are you so scared?

Any woman would be so lucky.

Toe, look into those beautiful eyes and listen to that sweet voice.

I'm so sorry that I gave you such a hard time about not talking to Chelsea.

Actually, you kind of help me out.

How?

Seeing you fall apart like that.

Stutter twitching back.

Okay, Blue blue.

You are the most confident woman in the world.

Someone like you could be human.

I don't have to feel bad about chickening out with girls.

You know, it was his human tell.

Why do you feel so intimidated by her?

Go, go over there.

There's no time.

She gets off at five.

On Saturday so that she could pick up her dry cleaning and make six o'clock yoga stalker.

Call her.

Really?

Yes.

You could do it.

Mm.

Hi, Chelsea.

I was in earlier wearing the green jacket.

That's louder than that guy laughing at his own screenplay.

E I would like to take you out for coffee sometime.

Maybe at a place you don't have to make it.

Great.

Okay.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye.

She said Yes, of course you did.

I'm so proud of you.

You see, that's what it is to be a confident person.

And you've got all of it from your mother.

Mom, I what?

I decided to top Amy's little for gotten coat trick.

What?

The romantic gesture of my own.

You see?

Yes, about aiming.

I know that I don't know her, but she seems like some of those girls that you have like, but they haven't always.

You might not know her, but I dio I went on her Facebook page and I put one of her favorite things in each of the pockets of her coat.

So wouldn't she reaches inside?

Don't find a small box of Dutch chocolate's sweet but raspberry rap city lip gloss.

Anyone?

My favorite, but I still wonderful.

Heavenly.

So bath salts.

When next will she find on Lee a lily of the valley scented candle?

I love it.

I I wish he had more pockets.