(phones ringing, indistinct chatter)

(ping)

Automated voice: New email from

Me.N.A. Ancestry Labs.

(faint thud)

Time to prove I am special.

(sputters)

(spits)

(snorting)

(toilet flushes)

(clearing throat)

(water running)

(drools softly)

(ping)

Automated voice: New email from

Me.N.A. Ancestry Labs.

Knock, knock.

Do you have those spreadsheets?

I hear you clicking away over here.

Just a few more minutes.

♪♪

(chime)

Distorted voice: Your DNA test yielded spectacular results.

-Time to go. -Whoa, wait. What's going-- what--

Hey-- Let-- No, no, no. Please, no!

(muffled grunts)

(muffled protests)

(whimpering)

Woman: Subject 3-7-4-H.

Let's move him to group test holding.

(frantic grunting)

You're going to be a very special addition to our research.

(muffled grunting)

(muffled scream)