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[gun shooting]
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Aaaaagh!
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Somehow that woman from the museum is destroying my convoy!
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Agghhh!
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She could kill us all!
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AAAAAGHHHHHHH!
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Don't you just WISH she would disappear?
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Yes! Yes I do!
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AAAAAAGH!
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Whew! That was a close one.
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Wow! I can't believe I'm really here!
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I know!
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And not just out of thin air...
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But in another man's body at that!
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I know!
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So weird!
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Okay! Let's do it.
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But I'm in another man's body!
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So
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So that seems a little wrong. Don't you think?
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How do we even know this isn't... against his will?
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Awe... I guess you're right.
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Okay. We won't do it.
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Whew!
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That could have seriously wrecked my reputation!
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I consent!
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I CONSENT!!!
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I wish to be you the dream stone itself.
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Awe nuts!
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Okay! Let's get this bird up in the air shall we?
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[pressing buttons]
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Let's see...
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So many buttons!
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Engine! Here we go.
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Nothings happening.
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It ain't got not gas in it!
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Oh...
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Because this is a museum!
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Oh.
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Okay we managed to get this museum jet off the ground.
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Now all we gotta do is fly to Egypt.
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Lets see... How far away is it?
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About 6000 miles.
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Alright. And how far can we get on a tank of gas?
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About... 1000 miles.
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Well Poop, Diana!
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Okay! I'm sure all planes are still the same as they were in 1918
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Let's just let her rip, shall we?
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HOLYCRAP! This thing is fast!
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Barbara?
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Yeah!
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Are you a cat now?
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Yeah I'm a cat! What are you? A bird now?
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No!
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You have wings though! You're flying!
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This is just special armor. I don't actually need the wings to fly.
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I'm sorry. Did you wish to become a cat?
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I actually wished to be like you!
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Why are you a cat then?
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Max gave me an upgrade.
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So technically that makes me stronger than you now!
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NO!
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Stop flying and come down here so I can scratch you!
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No I don't think I will.
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Fine! I'll just fly up to you then!
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Cats can't fly, Barbara.
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Here I come!
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Oh crap!
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And then I destroyed her
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You know... as cats do when it comes to wimpy little birds.
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So then what happened?
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Well look around
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After that Max granted everyone's wishes
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but obviously it came at a price!
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Tell me about it!
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I wished for another Death Star
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And it already exploded!
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I wished to be immortalized in a live action motion picture!
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What did it cost?
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I don't know yet!
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But I'm really excited to see my image properly represented!
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I wished for all of the money in the world.
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You jerk!
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you take all the money I can't afford to run my dojo!
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Eeeya!
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I wished for a rematch with Superman!
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I'll beat him next time!
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It's not like he's going to kill me.
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I wished to hang out with mommy again!
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Isn't she the best?
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Apparently the details are really important with these wishes.
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This wishing thing is bull crap!
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I wished for two wives with green eyes.
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I didn't know I needed to specify the location of the eyes for each of them!
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What happened to the other eyes?
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I'll tell you where they went!
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Nyeaaaaagh!
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What about you? What did you wish for?
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I didn't wish for anything!
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All this chaos!
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I couldn't wish for anything more!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Oh you're sweet!
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Defending your love huh!
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What do you wish for?
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Do you want to be a real boy?
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Well that's a really weird thing to say to someone you don't even know.
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But if you're saying I get a wish...
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I wish for all of the wishes to be undone.
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Awe dang!
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So Steve sacrificed himself to save the world...
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Again.
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So then what happened?
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Well then I smashed the stone to bits with my sword and shield...
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because I remembered "Hey I have these things! I should use them!"
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And then?
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After that I took Handsome Man home.
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Boy did he have a lot of questions!
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None of which I ever answered.
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Uh....
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what the heck?
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Ha ha ha! Poor Handsome Man.
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His name is Handsome Man?
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Yep!
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That seems... really off brand.
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I'm just thankful for Steve/Handsome Man's sacrifice.
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Otherwise, who knows how many people I'd have to convince to renounce their wishes.
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Yeah that seems very unlikely.
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I know! What if someone wished for something selfless like world peace?
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How do you explain to someone that a heroic wish is a bad thing?
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Speaking of which, does that mean Steve had to pay a price for his wish or Handsome Man?
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Oh Handsome Man REALLY got screwed in this story.
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By me AND the wish consequence.
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In fact. You might what to start calling him by his new name...
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Shriveled Face Man.
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Yeah!
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This all sounds really messed up.
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Well... If anyone really gets upset about it, we can just do it over and act like the first time didn't count.
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I'm sorry. What?
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[bat-tire screech]
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Beep Beep! Diana! It's time!
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Speaking of which...
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I gotta do this thing over and act like the first time didn't count.
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Hey hey! Asteria!
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Lookin good!
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You wanna get in on this action?
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Have a sweet slice of the Snyder Cut!
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Hop in! I'll take you there!
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You can bring that foxy gold armor that looks like...
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Pharah from Overwatch
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Do you mind if I... [It's gonna be sick!]
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Please. Be my guest.
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And then after maybe...
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get to know my secret ident...
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aaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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[bat-crash]
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so uh...
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My bat mobile is in the shop...
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Do you think I could get a lift?
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Okay.
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Okay I'm ready.
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Hold on tight, spider-monkey.
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Easy.
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Holy crap! How long is that lasso?
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Because I'm Batman!
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Hey you guys goin out to space to smile for the camera?!
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Sir?
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What! What is it now?
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Your son is here.
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This child is good.
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But he could be better!